Jimbob dunks on Shaq.

emainiac flagnoratsnatchs all over the bar.

Pronounce that Bi***es!

Destroyer E, on Jan 26 2005, 11:27 AM, said:

DE puts on the fans, the fart goes away, and DE recharges.

Root beers for everyone!
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Hooray!

duke returns and grabs a root beer. Then, he jumps into the acid pit to see if anyone is still at the bottom and alive at that.

Destroyer E, on Jan 24 2005, 01:45 PM, said:

DE was already dead, so he really doesn't care. DE gets root beer poured onto his carcuss. DE awaits the leaving of Jimbob's horrible fart.
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Dash is appaled that people are swearing in car language in this respectable bar coughbullcrapcough.

Dash plays with DE's carcass, then realises that it's not actually there anymore.

Dash goes over to DE and pokes him.

LabRat appears in a splash of cream soda, bringing forth the O Most Heavenly Unearthly SoftDrink Of God™ to the starving masses.

~LabRat

DE chucks Dash into the acid pit.

DE gets a root beer.

duke gets out from underneath Dash. Then, he hops out of the acid pit and orders a #2. He sees a patron on the ground and starts poking himwith a stick. The patron wakes up and realizises that something is poking him. He gets up and starts a free-for-all fight with duke. duke goes tot he wall and grabs a home run bat and a smoke gernade. Then, he throws down the smoke gernade, rushes through the smoke, and hits the man in the stomach with the home run bat. The man rockets out of the bar and hits a poor bystander who happened to be walking his dog and stopped to let the dog do his business. duke laughs uncontrolably and accidently falls into the acid pit. He decintigrates in the mushey goo and reforms on a bar stoll 120 lightyears away. duke snap his fingers and a Corvette appears. He gets in and starts the journey back to the bar.

Rickton jumps through a plothole.

Emainiac falls asleep, falls into the acid pit and drowns.

duke laughs at all the action in the bar. Then his mom comes in and drags him out. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screams.

DE just looks around at the wonder of Boozy. DE gets a root beer in amazement.

duke breaks from his mom, grabs a root beer, and jumps into the acid pit. His mom can't see him, so she just goes home. He laughs. Then celebratesby buing everybody 50 root beers.

emainiac explodes from too many root beers.

Rickton wonders why various care-providing people are following Duke around.

duke reads Rickton's mind and tells him to look it up in an invisble autobiography. Then, duke shoots the returning nanny. She gets angry and makes him serve a timeout.

DE gets a root beer.

emainiac blames the economy.

mrxak eats a 12 hour old plain doughnut.