RC enters the bar swiftly moving past various organic remains. He sits down at the bar and orders a non alcoholic drink.

After much time of observation, RC decides to kick a random person, who are all strangers to him.

Rickton adopts a petroot bear.

Rickton, on Dec 15 2004, 07:18 PM, said:

Rickton adopts a petroot bear.
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Tuskawilliamac challenges Rickton's pet to a wrestling match with his pet, a Sumatran Rhinocerous; Tuskawilliamac wins the match.

DE's wolf eats Tusky's pet.

Neutron bombs wipe out all sentient life in the bar, leaving DE's wolf to mourn.

Dash decides it's root bear hunting season, as he continues to make fun of peoples' punctuation and spelling.

The root bear becomes a root bar and serves up drinks.

Destroyer E, on Dec 16 2004, 10:37 AM, said:

DE's wolf eats Tusky's pet.
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Tuskawilliamac wonder's how a wolf could eat a ten foot long multi-tonned animal.

DE's very large wolf recharges and kills Mackilroy.

DE gets two root beers from the root bear at the root bar. One for DE, and one for the wolf.

Destroyer E, on Dec 16 2004, 10:22 PM, said:

DE's very large wolf recharges and kills Mackilroy.

DE gets two root beers from the root bear at the root bar. One for DE, and one for the wolf.
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Little does DE know that tuskawillimac dropped sleeping pills, anthrax, botox, alka-seltzer, the purple-pill, viagra, smallpox, jellyfish venom, stinkbugs, liquid nitrogen, and chocolate in the rootbeers.

Little does Tusky know, DE got root beers, not rootbeers.

Dash goes on an expedition to find the mysterious beer root.

Then, having found it, he is killed on the way out by all the traps that just happened to be there.

I guess Hollywood was a bad place to go looking for beer roots in.

Rickton invents the rootbeer, despite it having already been served before.

Anax drinks the 'rootbeer,' then decides it isn't good enough, so he invents r00tb33r, the drink of the l33t.

However, this drink causes extreme constipation so everyone sues Anax.

emainiac explodes

Rickton, on Dec 18 2004, 05:26 PM, said:

However, this drink causes extreme constipation so everyone sues Anax.
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Anax sues everyone for hating his drink, although he too prefers rootbeer.

DE destroys the rootbeer and the r00tb33r.

DE gets a real root beer.

Destroyer E, on Dec 18 2004, 08:08 PM, said:

DE destroys the rootbeer and the r00tb33r.

DE gets a real root beer.
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Anax watches the rootbeer and the r00tb33r regenerate.

LabRat swaggers into the bar, and orders half a dozen root beers. After downing them all, he manages to trip, accidentally whacking the self-destruct button on his comm, sending his ship to the afterlife in a huge fireball of exploding metal outside the bar.

"Damn, I hate it when that happens...."