Rickton catches the birthday party. And...uh...eats it!

Mack tosses The Cheat into a black hole, and feeds Rickton a mouse.

The Cheat cheats and makes the Black Hole a White Hole, gets thrown back to Mack at 100X000 Miles per hour making a crater the size of Texas, Alaska, California and Florida put together, lives and attempts to cure Mack of his Crainial-Rectum mis-alignment.

This post has been edited by The Cheat : 01 July 2005 - 05:25 PM

Rickton stops. The Cheat.

Dash falls through a hole in the ceiling.

looks up

That wasn't there before...

Dash proceeds to patch the hole wildly with duct tape, taping self to the hole, and effectively patching the hole. Dash, having become one with the ceiling, booms in his ginormous ceiling-sized voice "Oh crap, it's been a while. See you all in another hundred posts!" (Ah, summer vacation. Without a computer. Damn.)

This post has been edited by Dash_Merc : 08 July 2005 - 11:37 AM

Looks like Dash won't be starting the next bar. He got the one before this though.

DE <verb of destruction>s <name of one bar member> and <name of another bar member> They then begin to <verb expressing receiving great amounts of pain>.

You can fill it with anything you want.

This post has been edited by Destroyer E : 08 July 2005 - 02:56 PM

DE crushes The Cheat and Dash. They then begin to scream.

The Cheat wonders why theyre killing his dummy.

EDITNATION: I changed my username. Ph34r!

This post has been edited by Eegras Studios : 09 July 2005 - 05:08 PM

Luke walks in, angles his arms out with his fists on his waist (superhero-style), and looks around wistfully. He proceeds to drink one hundred billion gallons of Dr. Pepper. Luke then wheels in a chalkboard, on which he writes the following URL.

http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:NY5hf...&hl;=en&ie;=UTF-8

"Weird, eh?" Luke says, whereupon he dies from severe sodium imbalance.

FC walks in and throws over several bar stools, as well as a table. He then demands to know who stole his golden hairdryer, and reveals that he has bombs in his iPod that he'll detonate if no one speaks up.

LabRat reappears after several months absence, and after violently disarming fchsjv4 and shoving the bombs down his throat, wanders off to order a rootbeer.

The Cheat yells something about someone doing stuff then runs into the chalkboard. The URL that Luke wrote will forever be smudged for a while (until someone rewrites it).

FC gets indigestion from the bombs and has some seriously hot trips to the bathroom. Then he orders a glass of sand and pours it down The Cheat's throat.

Rickton takes the sand and drinks it.
"Ah, 2,000,000,000 B.C. That was a good year."

Luke's corpse twitches mysteriously.

The Cheat pokes Luke's corpse with a fishing pole then kicks it. A French man comes and gives Luke CPR.

The Cheat pokes Luke's corpse with a fishing pole then kicks it. A French man comes and gives Luke CPR.

DE welcomes back FC and Luke to Boozy by shooting a bunch of bouncing SSM missiles.

emainiac strides into the bar after having being so rudely blown out of it by a busy schedule. emainiac goes Jedi on The Cheat and removes his yellow spotted tuft of hair with a yellow lightsaber. He then slices his way through the wall to get to the semi-private N(ot)T(hat)IP
club. He then slices up all the patrons for being self absorbed and big headed with no reason to be. emainiac then erects a large statue in the main bar of a large mug of root beer to honor the dead Boozerama Bars and patrons. He doesn't put an etching of the names of the dead patrons, because the list would stretch from here to the happy-go-lucky planet of Detestum V. Instead he opts for a large scrolling electronic sign, that keeps score of the deaths and kills. Immediately, all of the patrons of the bar start hacking and slashing eachother up in order to get their name to the top of the Kills list. Unfortunately, those who kill the most, also seem to be killed the most and therefore are on the list of shame as well. emainiac takes down the scoreboard and shoots everyone in the head Schindler's List Nazi style.

Rickton paints graffitti on the statue. Grafitti. Graffiti. Gra...you know what I mean.