Ambrosia Garden Archive
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      R

      The universe unimploded, an hour went by, then it imploded again.

      (200th post!)

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

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    • E
      E

      Then EVWeb gets yet another drinks and falls over unconsious, and his gun drops and kills Jimbob.

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      "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
      -Bill Watterson
      (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

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    • J
      J

      Quote

      Originally posted by EVWeb:
      **Then EVWeb gets yet another drinks and falls over unconsious, and his gun drops and kills Jimbob.

      **

      Jimbob reincarnates and laughs at his extreme misfortune that such a thing would happen. He then laughs as he is escorted out by police for illegally laughing, which, in turn, gets him the death penalty.

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      <Insert Clever Saying Here>
      (url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
      Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
      and dance naked under a building of bricks!

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    • C
      C

      DE gets a root beer.

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      (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
      If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

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    • R
      R

      Somehow, despite the fact that he and EVWeb are in the same room, the universe doesn't implode.

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

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    • J
      J

      "I'm a chicken ****er!"

      Jimbob ran around the bar screaming that he was so. He then grabbed a chicken and went into the back room.

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      <Insert Clever Saying Here>
      (url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
      Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
      and dance naked under a building of bricks!

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    • D
      D

      DeadBeat grabs a large amazonian woman and follows closely behind Jb.

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      "I'm being repressed!"
      -Dennis
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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    • E
      E

      Blows up the bar one million times to test the effectiveness of the bar regenerator.

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      ...and phantompenguin is one of them.
      (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
      No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

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    • R
      R

      The bar regenerates and crushes emainiac.

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

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    • S
      S

      Since his glass bottom boat buisness failed, Sejuk tries a different idea. He hooks up a video camera inside the bar and sets up a theater a few blocks away. People come from lightyears away to watch the Boozerama action from a (fairly) safe distance. He then sets up a random object generator to make things even more exciting.

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    • C
      C

      DE has a pizza delivered to the back room every two minutes.

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      (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
      If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

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    • E
      E

      EVWeb wakes up and gets another drink, then goes out for a bit, then returns in his HECTOR and blasts the bar to bits.

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      "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
      -Bill Watterson
      (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

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    • W
      W

      whyme feeds members of the boozerama bar to the sharks.

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      I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
      Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
      No one can afford to be negative.

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    • E
      E

      Come on that was sooooooooo last bar.

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      ...and phantompenguin is one of them.
      (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
      No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

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    • E
      E

      The cheat hypers in from somewhere and loses control of his newly captured Leviathan full of bio weapons. The Leviathan smashes into the bar. The bar regenerates above a huge crater and plummets while the people in the bar are horribly mutated. The bar regenerates then falls again over and over and over (....) while TC pilots his Escape pod down to the edge of the crater to watch a 10 ton bar plummet, blow up then regenerate and do it agian.

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      Links:
      (url="http://"http://forum.cjb.net:81/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?forum=unrealslair")Unreals Fourms(/url) (url="http://"http://www.unrealslair.cjb.net/")Unreals Lair(/url) (url="http://"mailto:unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net")mailto:unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net(/url)unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net

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    • R
      R

      Rickton pushes the regenerator to the bottom of the crater and so the bar regenerates at the bottom of the crater next time it crashes.

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

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    • C
      C

      DE gets into a car and runs over random people.

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      (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
      If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

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    • E
      E

      EVWeb uses his HECTOR to wipe out the cheat, then gets another drink.

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      "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
      -Bill Watterson
      (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

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    • C
      C

      DE hops into his Rebel Destroyer E and shoots down EVWeb.
      Then, DE returns to running people over in his car.

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      (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
      If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

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    • J
      J

      Jimbob wonders about what ever happened to the original Boozerama Mascot, Chirpo...

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      <Insert Clever Saying Here>
      (url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
      Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
      and dance naked under a building of bricks!

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