Another DE runs in and pushes LifeKnight into the acid pit.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
EVWeb runs from the non-violence table, shoots DE, gets a drink then goes back to the non-violence table.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Computer_Man and EVweb discuss the plan to take over the bar. Computer_Man is sober and EVweb is terribly drunk:
CM: "So would you like to ally me and take over the bar? I'll give you half of the reward."
EVW: "I dunno. Maybe."
CM: "I will offer you $400,000,000,000 to do it."
EVW: "I dunno. Probably."
CM: "I will offer you $400,000,000,000 and a spot in the world Website Championships."
EVW: "I dunno. Sure."
CM: "Great. So what is our plan"
EVW: "You dunno."
CM: "Of course I don't. I was asking you."
EVW: " dunno. You tell me a plan."
CM: "I was asking you for a plan. You should tell me the plan."
EVW: "I dunno. You tell me a plan."
CM: "YOU!"
EVW: "You don't know what you are talking about."
CM: "YOU ARE TOO DRUNK TO TELL ME ANYTHING!"
EVW: "No i'm not. I've had...hmmm...I dont know how many drinks....I lost count...."
Computer_Man pulls out a gun and shoots but misses.
EVweb pulls out his knife, and too drunk, tries to stab Computer_Man but he instead stabs a $400 leather chair.
CM: "I WILL HURT YOU SO BAD!"
EVW: "OH NO YOU DON'T!"
The quarling continues until the no vilolence table disolves because violence was caused at it. They settle and they begin discussing a truce again. EVweb gives Computer_Man a birthday cake representing that this is his Five hundredth post on the Ambrosia SW webboard. Computer_Man blows out the candles, serves cake to everyone at the bar, and then discusses a truce with EVweb again....
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
(This message has been edited by Computer_Man (edited 03-16-2004).)
Meanwhile, LifeKnight allies with everyone else to take over the bar while these two nuts argue.
Who runs the bar now, anyway?
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(url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/ambrosiamemberstonight/")Ambrosia Members Tonight!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/spamguy/moderatorsong.mp3")The Moderator Song(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/chestnut/firstrecording.mp3")SchnellTalk(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/octoberfost/oftonight.mp3")OctoberFost, being an idiot...(/url)
(url="http://"http://directory.uroboricforms.org/profile.php?id=00102")My New Profile(/url) | (url="http://"http://crc.mcubedsw.com")ColdstoneRC(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")He's EVula!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=12&SUBMIT;=Go")Our insane community(/url)
How are you gentlemen!! (url="http://"http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com")All your base are belong to us!(/url) You are on ze way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time...Mwa ha ha ha...
That All your base crud is old !@*. Suggestion for anything new?
I still run the bar, of course! 
UR comes in. Networks every gaming console so that all multy player games can be played. UR then plays Halo with 15 other people.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Animalism 7. Dragoon summons 23.76 fear-instilling lions to devour everyone. Then he pats them each on the head and sends them to the airlock and orders another milkshake.
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DE screams and pushes everyone into the acid pit. Then, DE calmly gets a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
EVWeb starts playing Giants on his mac, and shoots UR for using a game console.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
LifeKnight shoots DE for throwing him into the acid pit (TWICE!). Then LK eats the acid pit (yummy!).
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(url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/ambrosiamemberstonight/")Ambrosia Members Tonight!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/spamguy/moderatorsong.mp3")The Moderator Song(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/chestnut/firstrecording.mp3")SchnellTalk(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/octoberfost/oftonight.mp3")OctoberFost, being an idiot...(/url)
(url="http://"http://directory.uroboricforms.org/profile.php?id=00102")My New Profile(/url) | (url="http://"http://crc.mcubedsw.com")ColdstoneRC(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")He's EVula!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=12&SUBMIT;=Go")Our insane community(/url)
How are you gentlemen!! (url="http://"http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com")All your base are belong to us!(/url) You are on ze way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time...Mwa ha ha ha...
That All your base crud is old !@*. Suggestion for anything new?
DE puts LifeKnight's lip over his head and makes him swallow himself into the acid pit.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE puts LifeKnight's lip over his head and makes him swallow himself into the acid pit.
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Mazca's mind boggles at the mechanics of that action.
Mazca falls to the ground as his mind is too boggled to control his legs.
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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")mazca(/url), mazca, king of pork
He is not a fundamentalist jew
As hard as that is to believe
UR throws a plasma grenade at EVWeb, and it sticks on him!! 
UR then blasts him with his shotgun and finishes him off with the rocket launcher.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Dragoon watches, amused. He puts a rubber band over his finger and shoots it at the bartender.
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DE gets a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
EVWeb shoots UR, then has nuclear waste poured down UR's mouth. THen gets a brandy.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
DE flatens Rickton, then fires his shot gun at him. Then, DE pours the stolen root beer out of Rickton, and throws them both into the acid pit.
DE gets another root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
