UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

Cippy · May 10, 2004, 2:45 PM

DE magnifies Jimbob's explosion so it destroys all the bases.

DE gets a root beer. DE wonders how many times he has posted that phrase.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb · May 10, 2004, 7:08 PM

EVWeb reminds DE, that Future Cop bases are indestructable, then shoots DE, then gets a drink.

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-Bill Watterson
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Rickton · May 11, 2004, 12:12 PM

Rickton makes the bar collapse and destroy all the bases.
It then uncollapses.

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Cippy · May 11, 2004, 2:58 PM

The bar regenerates and the indistructable bases are destroyed. EVWeb explodes.

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Captain Skyblade · May 11, 2004, 4:16 PM

Congratulations. That is at least the 1,000th time the bar has been regenerated in its history.

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Eegras Studios · May 11, 2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Congratulations. That is at least the 1,000th time the bar has been regenerated in its history.;)

**

"The Captain Returns!"

The cheat salutes Captain Skyblade then grabs a DP for him.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

Captain Skyblade · May 11, 2004, 10:55 PM

At ease, boozer.

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EVWeb · May 11, 2004, 11:19 PM

EVWeb is confused when he comes out of the renegerator, and shoots Captain Skyblade thinking its DE, then gets a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
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Eegras Studios · May 12, 2004, 12:42 AM

The Cheat runs up to EVWeb and starts wacking him with the golf club. Everyone comes and joins in after EVWeb's guns are removed from the bar (that includes on you). The Cheat hands everyone a golf club and tells them "No death, just suffering. Go for the 'nads then the chest."

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

Cippy · May 12, 2004, 2:44 PM

"Here The Cheat, have a trophy!" DE gives The Cheat a trophy that says "I hurt EVWeb"

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb · May 12, 2004, 3:10 PM

EVWeb kills DE and The Cheat, then gets a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Eegras Studios · May 12, 2004, 9:58 PM

Quote

Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb kills DE and The Cheat, then gets a drink.

**

"How can you kill me when i have my Cheat Powerz?" He then wacks EVWeb for being a dumbass.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

EVWeb · May 12, 2004, 11:55 PM

EVWeb reminds The Cheat, that The Cheat's powers are all imaginary, and EVWeb can do whatever he wants here. Then he gets a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Eegras Studios · May 13, 2004, 2:02 AM

The Cheat reminds EVWeb that theyre in the matrix and everything around them ITS NOT REAL! ITS JUST A PROGRAM! run by a giant computer stuck in the back of your head! So His powerz are not imaginary. The Cheat calls the cops and EVWeb is put in a room that no one can get out of ever. Everyone parties.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

EVWeb · May 13, 2004, 2:09 AM

EVWeb reminds The Cheat that the room is the Boozerama Bar, then shoots everyone who partied, then gets a drink. ( this is going to be bad )

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Rickton · May 13, 2004, 12:03 PM

Rickton gives a virus to the computer in the back of your head and everyone is FREEEEEE!

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Frodo101 · May 13, 2004, 7:31 PM

RingBearer enters the bar and greets everbody, he then orders a White Cream Soda.

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Rickton · May 13, 2004, 7:41 PM

Rickton steals the RingBearer's ring and puts it on.

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Frodo101 · May 13, 2004, 8:24 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Rickton:
**Rickton steals the RingBearer's ring and puts it on.

**

RingBearer resists the urging temptation to bring out his Yoshimitsu clones to destroy Rickton.

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Mazca · May 13, 2004, 8:39 PM

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**RingBearer resists the urging temptation to bring out his Yoshimitsu clones to destroy Rickton.

**

Mazca staples the "ring bearer's" pants to the wall and pours custard down his shirt.

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