UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

nfreader · Aug 12, 2004, 12:10 AM

Learn yourself good, aye?

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bond-jamesbond · Aug 12, 2004, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Rickton:
**Rickton points out he said "newb" not "n00b," and invites bond to take his own advice and look at it.

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Bond says that it wasn't advice, it was simply somewhat related to the subject at hand.

Bond thinks about shooting Rickton, but decides not to.

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Rickton · Aug 12, 2004, 12:29 AM

Wow, you have no life.
That said, I'm glad someone finally did that.

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nfreader · Aug 12, 2004, 12:33 AM

bah, they make for good bed-time reading. Seriously, I copy and pasted them, cleaned them up and read them.

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Jimbob · Aug 12, 2004, 1:19 AM

Jimbob gets a massive erection, (equal in size to be measured in meters) to the number of posts ever made in all the boozerama bars combined

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mrxak · Aug 12, 2004, 3:12 AM

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob gets a massive erection, (equal in size to be measured in meters) to the number of posts ever made in all the boozerama bars combined

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Err. A bit inappropriate, eh?

JaceySquires · Aug 12, 2004, 3:15 AM

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob gets a massive erection, (equal in size to be measured in meters) to the number of posts ever made in all the boozerama bars combined

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Originally posted by mrxak:
**Err. A bit inappropriate, eh?

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Jacey high-fives mrxak.

I didn't realize the moderators actually noticed and was ready to make fun of them for raising the karma level of someone like Jimbob.

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bond-jamesbond · Aug 12, 2004, 3:54 AM

Bond turns on one of the bar's numerous TV's and starts watching Spaceballs. People laugh at him for watching such an old movie, but he doesn't care.

Bond gets himself a 64 oz. orange soda, a large bag of kettle corn, and sits down to watch the movie.

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emainiac · Aug 12, 2004, 4:01 AM

Decides to sit down and write the BOOZERAMA BAR BIBLE so we can teach the //00|35 the ways of Boozerism. Yes, it HAS to be in all caps.

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JaceySquires · Aug 12, 2004, 7:19 AM

Thanks, massuh

Rickton · Aug 13, 2004, 1:03 AM

Rickton funds the great program.

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Jimbob · Aug 13, 2004, 4:01 AM

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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Decides to sit down and write the BOOZERAMA BAR BIBLE so we can teach the //00|35 the ways of Boozerism. Yes, it HAS to be in all caps.

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You must see that it is good. And in it, you shall cite from the good book of old; ye original bars of boozerama.

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Rickton · Aug 13, 2004, 8:55 PM

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob gets a massive erection, (equal in size to be measured in meters) to the number of posts ever made in all the boozerama bars combined

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Rickton points out that this would drain all of the blood out of the rest of Jimbob's body, while still not being enough, thus causing his extreme death.

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bond-jamesbond · Aug 13, 2004, 10:35 PM

Bond places the regenerator-machine-thingy in the middle of a labyrinth, constructed in one of the bar's spare rooms. Everyone who dies will have to get out of the labyrinth and survive the armed guards who will shoot you back to the center of the labyrinth.

Bond then starts playing the (url="http://"http://serge.leblal.free.fr/tel16/SimpsonsSlots.hqx")Simpsons Slots(/url), and proceeds to win 15 billion credits.

(url="http://"http://www.macfreegames.com/Lespages/simpsonslot.html")Unfortunately the Simpsons slots page is in French (I think)(/url)

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General Cade Smart · Aug 14, 2004, 2:32 PM

Suddenly a Ion Cannon from the Tiberian Sun universe manifests itself in the Boozerama. A thin, infinitely long (because in the game you can target something no matter how far it is on the map), blue beam hits from the heavens bond and everybody else. The damage from the shockwave damages the equipment: tables get razed, chairs lose two feet, and the bar table from where the barman serves alcohol crumbles. The chaos is finished by a Multi-Missile. Its heavy warhead explodes, causing heavy damage, and splits into several parts. The whole station shakes, as the integrity itself of the station is threatened. The station gets severely damaged.

I just had to write something after not writing for so long...

P.S. Oh, and how do you like my graphic description on damage to equipment?
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nfreader · Aug 14, 2004, 3:58 PM

"Uhhhh..." Says the pile of ash that was nfreader. " I liked it ok." He breaks tradition and orders a root beer.

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Jimbob · Aug 14, 2004, 9:29 PM

"Nf reader is a <conent edited>!!!"

Jimbob then decides it is time to sell milkshakes once again. With a flick of the wang the booth once again arises out of the air. How does it arise downward, you ask? Alas. It is part of the mystery. Jimbob once again takes the counter and displays his glorious artistry.

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Rickton · Aug 15, 2004, 12:42 AM

Rickton orders one.

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nfreader · Aug 15, 2004, 2:17 AM

"I'll take one too" Says nfreader stepping out of the regeneraor3000 (Now with more Sodium!). He walks over to the bar, looks at Rickton, asks "Why do you remind me of a Russian?" And passes out from the alcohol content in the air.

(that is a high-quality boozy bar post right there)

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Jimbob · Aug 15, 2004, 2:25 AM

Jimbob slides a chocaolate down to Rickton as the vodka stench manages to fill the rest of the bar.

Feeling some sympathy, Jim also pours some cream on nf reader's corpse.

Keeping things rolling, Jimbob gets Rickton a second that he knows he will want.

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