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Originally posted by emainiac:
emainiac goes all Stinkoman on Jacey
Edit 1: Stupid limits of UBB Code
Edit 2: Stupid Return of me

Ya know, I shouldn't give you such a hard time...

After all, any fan of Senor Cardgage is alright in my book... Many Combolations on killing me... I'll have to find an appropriate secret link for you as well....

And Jacey smacks emainiac upside the head with the Strong Badia sign.

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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
- Hal

Cade returns to the bar with another meaningsless post ™. He uses a time machine to turn the clock back to the glory days of the Soviet Union. Then he turns into a communist. He gets the Soviet presidents approval to use the Nuke launching codes on the damn imperialist Boozerama (=US). Then he goes in the place where all Nukes are held and possibly launched. He tells the operator to launch 5 Nukes, and he agrees. he Nukes are launched on Boozerama, causing complete devastation. The whole bar explodes. Cade laughs to his Soviet beard.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

Most of the capitalist pigs escape the bar before it is destroyed. They form an underground resistance aginst the commies. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! (Man, I've waited so long to use that phrase...)

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
(url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
irc: CIA_MAN

Bond goes back in time as well. He launches several of Boozerama's (US) nuclear missiles at Russia, starting thermonuclear war. He then goes forward in time to where he was, only to find the Boozerama Bar is now owned by former 250 year old Soviet Communists. He shrugs and buys some kind of Soviet soda.

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)

Jimbob ****s on emaniacs chest for good measure.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/Jimbob")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

DeadBeat collapses and posts in the bar for having a lack of anything else to do. He pulls out his handy porcupine and demands the contents of the register.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Rickton steals his stop sign from whatever newbie has it now and holds it protectively.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Minion of the Divals Imperium

Smacks Rickton with a Yield sign.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Smacks emainiac with a no-passing sign.

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)

Smacks both with a street light.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Hires a bodyguard to smack for me.

Sits back and watches.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Gesturing and smacking even as he speaks, Jacey uses sign language as a new form of martial art to defeat emainiac's bodyguard.

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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
- Hal

Did I mention that my bodyguard is a pack of Velociraptors?

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Dark watches as Jacey starts getting ripped to shreds, Dark pulls out a "pass with care" sign and sneaks behind emainiac and contunisly hits emainiac with the sign, he stops after he notices the sign is bent... then he shoves it through emainiac and shoves him into the acid pit, quickly Dark puts a lid on the pit. muhahaha. Dark then gets a vinilla cream soda. Then flys off in his Rapier(sp?)

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StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi now, watch them and witness the gateness...

DE destroys emainiac, Jacy, and DZ for posting the same word too much.
DE wants Page 20 to start soon.

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE destroys emainiac, Jacy, and DZ for posting the same word too much.
**

Jacey slaps the root beer out of DE's hand for making a reference to such an old post.

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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
- Hal

Dark comes back an orders another cream soda, then tries root beer.

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StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi now, watch them and witness the gateness...

Jimbob attempts to drink the largest cold adult beverages the bar has ever seen. He brings back the canyon from a previous bar (With the trampoline at the bottom, I don't think any of you guys were around back then).

After constructing the longest straw in the universe, and single handedly making Michelob the richest company in the universe, he fills the canyon with beer, and begins downing it gulp after gulp...

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Jumps into the canyon, then jumps out on the trampoline.
Listens to Take The Long Way Home by Supertramp

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Helps the 20th page start.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?