Bond orders a couple milkshakes and starts watching some World War II movies.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Bob yawns.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond sticks a whole grapefruit into Bob's open mouth.
Bond decides the milkshakes don't taste too great, and orders a Mountain Dew Icee.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Jimbob rapes a donkey and then jogs down the cliff to an unusual yet somehow arousing death involving a checkbook and some grapefruit.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
Bob apologizes, explaining that he had to have doctore remove the grapefruit from his mouth, it was that jammed. The doctor gave the grapefruit back after the operation, and as Bob was writing the check, Jimbob came crashing down the nearby cliff, and ran right into the Doctor, killing them both and saving Bob $300! Woot!
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond starts throwing grapefruits at people. As he does this, he wonders why they are called grape fruits.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Originally posted by bond-jamesbond:
**Bond starts throwing grapefruits at people. As he does this, he wonders why they are called grape fruits.
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Cade throws watermelons in bonds face. rotten watermelons. Heavy ones- each weighs atleast five Kg. Then he makes a evil laugh, Darth Vader style. mwuhahahahaa...
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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
Jimbob regenerates and shakes hands with Cheezy. He then takes his 300 dollar doctor murder fee.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
Bob vaguely wonders who Cheezy is, then realizes that's is RL alias! He quickly pulled out his old, but entirely usable without encountering problems, M1 Rifle. He shoots Bond, then collects his $400 fee for counterintelligence from Jimbob.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond survives being shot, and gets the bullet removed. Bond starts throwing pumpkins at Cade; he smashes the last one onto Cade's head.
Bond pulls out a high-power flashlight and blinds Bob permanently.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Bond uses an electromagnetic device to fry Bob's bionic eyes and Rickton's pacemaker.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Bob wanders around aimlessly. Amazingly, he hears a commercial for the brand-new, indestructible, almost like the real ones, only much, much stronger Titanium Coated Glass Eyeballs! He quickly pulls out his cell phone and orders using the super-fast teleportation transport, which added $4000 to his already large bill of $25000! He could afford it though, and his eyes were delivered instantly, he popped them in, then used their special poision dart upgrade on Bond, killing him instantly, there was no way for him to survive.
He then ordered a Mountain Dew in memory of the spy
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
joe shoot cheezy crakers head off. joe orders a drink. joe leaves the bar
:frown: 
:eek: 
:mad: :redface: 
:rolleyes:
Bond gets in his ancient M1A2 Abrams tank. Then he chases Joe and runs him over. Bond turns around, speeds up, and shoots an explosive shell at what little is left of Joe.
Then he picks up the pieces, cremates them, and puts the ashes in a pepper shaker. Nfreader picks up the shaker, sprinkles it on his pizza, and eats it.
Bond smiles, "Nothing goes to waste."
Bond shoots Jimbob with (url="http://"http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/usr/wbardwel/public/nfalist/aberdn27.jpg")this(/url).
Shoots Rickton with (url="http://"http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/Big Guns/027 B.Morris 5-inch gun fire.jpg")this(/url).
Shoots Bob with (url="http://"http://www.airforce-technology.com/contractor_images/fn_herstal/image3.jpg")this(/url).
Shoots Cade with (url="http://"http://www.djurvall.burken.nu/Lumpen/080 - BAZOOKA skjutare.jpg")that(/url).
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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You failed bond. I didn't see big bertha and I didn't get shot. You suck.
But it was a good post...
I officially call the formation of the next Boozerama Bar.
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Spy Master
Member of the Lektorians
Proud member of the Divals
Imperium Official ListŽ
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Bond shoots nfreader with his Bradley. Then he drives off into the unknown.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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