Bond picks his teeth up off the floor, then asks nfreader what a martiti is. Before he answers, Bond pulls out his handy-dandy 9mm railgun and shoots him again.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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My name is Ingo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. nfreader2 gets into a swoard fight with bond.
Bond drops his sword and shoots Ingo Montoya, because it is so much simpler than a swordfight. Before nfreader2 dies, Bond reminds him that he spelled sword wrong. He then unmasks him and finds out his real name is Bob.
Bond orders a cherry ice-cream soda and sits down at a barstool.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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nfreader steps out of the *pattern buffer and orders a cream soda.
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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
(url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
irc: CIA_MAN
nfreader: (url="http://"http://www.lampe-farley.com/xunil")Lord Of the Links(/url)
Da Priest decides that being a Priest is boring, and hurts the neck. He takes off the stiff collar and orders a keg of beer...
GNN Report
This is Peter Jennings MMMMMXXXXXCCCLLLIIIV reportin on Galactice News Network
Less than one hour ago a strange man muttering somethin that sounded like "shut up you stupid homo" to a police officer who had stopped his stolen Shuttle for drunk and dangerous driving. The man was released after claiming diplomatic immunity, since he is from Dernath, in the Kingdom of Garendall.
GNN Report
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
DE throws Jacey into the acid pit.
DE gets a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
Cade looks at all the randomness in the Boozerama. He decides not to participate this time.
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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
DE throws Cade threw the roof.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
Bond uses a portable tractor beam to prevent Cade from smashing through the roof. He then buys him a drink.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)
nfreader sighs, grabs DE's root beer, ad smashes him over the head with it.
HE then get's the whole bar singing "Knighs of the Round table."
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irc: CIA_MAN
nfreader: (url="http://"http://www.lampe-farley.com/xunil")Lord Of the Links(/url)
1 Soul for sale ~10,000 miles used, unscathed by relegion as of yet. Full warrenty/gurantee. Asking price: $50 Contact: nfreader
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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE throws Cade threw the roof.
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Tsk tsk, DE. 
That sencentence is grammatically incorrect! It doesnt make sense either!
bond: Thanks! Cade is also happy for the drink. Cade buys two drinks to bond as a thanks.
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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
Bond and Cade get into a long discussion about 21st century automobiles.
nfreader is sent back to the 4th grade to learn how to spell correctly.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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A crazy, homeless looking man walks in and orders five beers, paying with money that seems strange on such a poor looking man. The man lifts up his hood, and the patrons of the bar are shocked to see that the man is actually Da Priest!! He downs the beers and falls on the floor unconcious.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
nfreader draws all over Cracker's face with a magic marker. He then drags him out of the bar and dumps him on the sidewalk.
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irc: CIA_MAN
nfreader: (url="http://"http://www.lampe-farley.com/xunil")Lord Of the Links(/url)
1 Soul for sale Minion Of the Divals Imperium
Jimbob takes a dump on cheezy crackers face
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
nfreader's teacher grabs him by the neck and drags him back to class.
Bond orders a Mountain Dew Code: Puce.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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MOOOOOP!
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You know you've got problems when each of the voices in your head sees a different psychiatrist.
nfreader sees Mazca walk into the bar. He turns around and mutteres "Oh no..." He tells the bartender to get him the strongest drink he can make.
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1 Soul for sale Minion Of the Divals Imperium
(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 08-05-2004).)
Da Priest wonders who Cracker is, his RPG name is Da Priest not cracker, and he wishes to be called, Da Priest while in an RPG.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond punches Da Priest/Cracker in the face, breaking his rather large nose.
Bond orders a Mountain Dew Code: Mauve
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)
