Jimbob finally completes drinking the universes holiest of drinks. He then has to piss likea a german racehorse, so he unloads it on all the bar members, Desperado style.
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(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
nfreader walks back into the bar. He orders a Cream Soda, chugs it, belches like a deranged Frenchman, and chucks the empty mug attttt.... Jacey.
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Bond walks into the bar, orders a Mountain Dew, then leaves.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Dark sneaks up behind Jimbob and straps a big explosive to him and push him off the cliff and activates halfway through, showering the tramp with blood and body parts.
-Dark Jet
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StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi now, watch them and witness the gateness...
Dark orders a soda then starts playing EV.
Dark cant find that one evil link to the most annoying web site ever, so he can torture some one.
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StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi now, watch them and witness the gateness...
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At the mention of the most annoying site ever, Jacey goes into a muscle spasm, flailing his arm out at Dark Jet and KOing him instantly.
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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
- Hal
Dark throws Jacey off the clif, pulls out a "portable" torpedo luancher and shoots right as jacey makes it mid way threw. Jacey blows up thenReappears and falls the rest of the way.
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StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi now, watch them and witness the gateness...
(url="http://"http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/index2.html")Jacey screams a cryptic message to Dark Jet as he falls to his death.(/url)
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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
- Hal
nfreader tosses Dark into the acid pit for ticking him into clicking that webpage for the nth time.
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Jimbob Reincarnates and decides it seem pretty fair to bust a cap on Dark Jet. He sneaks up and kicks him in the shin. Not stopping at that terrible attack, he give him a genuine Indian Rugburn, and then takes out an Uzi and makes some Swiss cheese out of the guy. HE then takes his mangled corpse and throws it off of the cliff.
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob Reincarnates and decides it seem pretty fair to bust a cap on Dark Jet. He sneaks up and kicks him in the shin. Not stopping at that terrible attack, he give him a genuine Indian Rugburn, and then takes out an Uzi and makes some Swiss cheese out of the guy. HE then takes his mangled corpse and throws it off of the cliff.
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T-Mac wonders when the good egg will turn rotten. T-mac shoots Jimbob, and when he gets to the hospital, he tells everyone his name is bobmij. He checks out with a chocolate covered table fused to his head
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(url="http://"http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/jerks.htm")How to get revenge(/url) (url="http://"http://stukach.com/sort_out/mixed/nya_bilder/nuke.jpg")Microsoft is better for your family(/url) (url="http://"http://kybele.psych.cornell.edu/~edelman/Yourcomputerondrugs.gif")Computer...Computer on drugs(/url) (url="http://"http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/502/20811g5cheese.jpg") Mac and Cheese(/url) (url="http://"http://64.58.168.25/artgallery/things/amen.jpg")Jesus(/url)
Da Priest walks in and asks for directions on how to get to the Blue Mushroom Pub from the Boozerama Bar. It seems that there is a portal from the Blue Mushroom Pub to the Boozerama Bar, but where does it open on this end??
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
nfreader steps in front of the smoking portal. Nervously, he says: "There's no portal... There never was one. Heh" <shifty look>
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Da Priest drops the water he had just ordered (he is a priest after all!) and fainted at the realization that there is no portal. He was stuck in the Boozerama Bar!!
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond shoots nfreader with a 9mm railgun for no reason. He then throws the dead body off the cliff.
Bond edits his post.
He edits his post again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And a final time.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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nfreader comes back from whereever he was. He breaks off from normal routine and orders a Martiti, shaken not stirred. He dumps it "Accidently" on bond, and while he's looking down in shock, punches him in the mouth.
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