UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

Rickton · Mar 28, 2004, 10:40 PM

The universe unimploded, an hour went by, then it imploded again.

(200th post!)

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

EVWeb · Mar 29, 2004, 12:38 AM

Then EVWeb gets yet another drinks and falls over unconsious, and his gun drops and kills Jimbob.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Jimbob · Mar 29, 2004, 1:04 AM

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Originally posted by EVWeb:
**Then EVWeb gets yet another drinks and falls over unconsious, and his gun drops and kills Jimbob.

**

Jimbob reincarnates and laughs at his extreme misfortune that such a thing would happen. He then laughs as he is escorted out by police for illegally laughing, which, in turn, gets him the death penalty.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Cippy · Mar 29, 2004, 4:54 PM

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Rickton · Mar 29, 2004, 7:17 PM

Somehow, despite the fact that he and EVWeb are in the same room, the universe doesn't implode.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

Jimbob · Mar 29, 2004, 11:22 PM

"I'm a chicken ****er!"

Jimbob ran around the bar screaming that he was so. He then grabbed a chicken and went into the back room.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

DeadBeat · Mar 30, 2004, 12:41 AM

DeadBeat grabs a large amazonian woman and follows closely behind Jb.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

emainiac · Mar 30, 2004, 1:49 AM

Blows up the bar one million times to test the effectiveness of the bar regenerator.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Rickton · Mar 30, 2004, 2:10 PM

The bar regenerates and crushes emainiac.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

Sejuk · Mar 30, 2004, 4:10 PM

Since his glass bottom boat buisness failed, Sejuk tries a different idea. He hooks up a video camera inside the bar and sets up a theater a few blocks away. People come from lightyears away to watch the Boozerama action from a (fairly) safe distance. He then sets up a random object generator to make things even more exciting.

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Cippy · Mar 30, 2004, 4:44 PM

DE has a pizza delivered to the back room every two minutes.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb · Mar 30, 2004, 5:11 PM

EVWeb wakes up and gets another drink, then goes out for a bit, then returns in his HECTOR and blasts the bar to bits.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

whyme · Mar 31, 2004, 2:00 AM

whyme feeds members of the boozerama bar to the sharks.

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I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
No one can afford to be negative.

emainiac · Mar 31, 2004, 2:40 AM

Come on that was sooooooooo last bar.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Eegras Studios · Mar 31, 2004, 3:01 AM

The cheat hypers in from somewhere and loses control of his newly captured Leviathan full of bio weapons. The Leviathan smashes into the bar. The bar regenerates above a huge crater and plummets while the people in the bar are horribly mutated. The bar regenerates then falls again over and over and over (....) while TC pilots his Escape pod down to the edge of the crater to watch a 10 ton bar plummet, blow up then regenerate and do it agian.

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Links:
(url="http://"http://forum.cjb.net:81/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?forum=unrealslair")Unreals Fourms(/url) (url="http://"http://www.unrealslair.cjb.net/")Unreals Lair(/url) (url="http://"mailto:unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net")mailto:unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net(/url)unrealslair@unrealslair.cjb.net

Rickton · Mar 31, 2004, 1:58 PM

Rickton pushes the regenerator to the bottom of the crater and so the bar regenerates at the bottom of the crater next time it crashes.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

Cippy · Mar 31, 2004, 2:18 PM

DE gets into a car and runs over random people.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb · Mar 31, 2004, 3:53 PM

EVWeb uses his HECTOR to wipe out the cheat, then gets another drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Cippy · Mar 31, 2004, 4:46 PM

DE hops into his Rebel Destroyer E and shoots down EVWeb.
Then, DE returns to running people over in his car.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Jimbob · Mar 31, 2004, 11:08 PM

Jimbob wonders about what ever happened to the original Boozerama Mascot, Chirpo...

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

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