nfreader rushes out of his stool to help Rickton. He gives him CPR.
Rick! Can you haer me?!
nfreader starts CPR
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Rickton wakes up.
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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
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Smacks everyone upside the head.
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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
nfreader apologizes to Rickton and buys a root beer from the bar. He chucks it at emainiac and buys a cream soda.
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After seeing what happened to Rickton, Bond respectfully returns the Mountain Dew to emainiac, wondering how Macaroni and Cheese is a color.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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DE gets a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
It's Kinda that Pale yellow. But, hey, if you don't want it.
emainiac chucks the MD Big Box into the acid pit, where all the disgusting colors are not destroyed, but start to live among the acid. emainiac looks into the acid pit, and starts to think he has been spending too much time looking at the souvenir Boozerama Bar Sharpies.
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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
Bond orders a Mountain Dew. After taking a huge gulp, he spits it out, saying, "This is Mello Yello!". He throws the bottle at the bartender and tells him to give him a good soda.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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Getting an idea, nfreader asks the bartender for a Pepsi. He shakes it up, Yells, CLEAR!, and throws it. It lands and explodes, killing Rickton and Cade.
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Taking nfreader's idea, Bond gets a Mountain Dew can and puts it in an industrial paint shaker for an hour. He then gives it to emainiac, who opens it, blowing up everything within 100 feet.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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nfreader has an idea. He grabs a bottle of Coke and shakes it up. A lot. He then throws it...
(We now switch to an outside view of the bar, as seen from space. A large yellow glow is slowly spreading along the horizon. It's getting bigger. OH THE HUMANITY!)
the bar, the planet and everyone on it is destroyed.
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Sylvester the Green walks into the bar. A passing attack drone sprays him with mace. Blinded by the corrosive chemicals, he blunders right past a series of murderous deathtraps which go off on the patrons right next to him.
He reaches the bar and accidentally dunks his head into the antidote to mace, which turns out to be jalapeño extract. He screams in pain.
Hi NTiOzymandias! You havennt posted since... about forever. I even forgot you had posted earlier. So even if I didnt want post in the Boozy Bar this time, seeing such a rare character encouraged me!
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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
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**Rickton grabs a hammer and fixes the bar.
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Jacey grabs a hammer and fixes the planet.
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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
- Hal
DZ stomps into the bar, chucks emainiac into the acid pit, retrieves the Mountain Dew, and gives it all away to the patrons.
Then grabs a hammer and fixes emainiac's skull. Forcefully.
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cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Bond punches Jacey in the back of the head for no apparent reason. He then breaks tradition and orders a Very Cherry Coke.
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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
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