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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Woo! I am normal. No harming Trugati with weird things (such as giant cods), no killing her, no dropping her in the acid pit, no randomness (such as putting something so strong she cant drink in her drink). Just friendliness (a free synthale for her, giving steak with potatoes and lemonade of her choice) and a normal act of liking someone (hugging her). emainiac! I am ironic! Cade is proud that he is ironic and has managed to be normal in the Boozerama. He waits to see the look on emainiacs face.

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DE feels odd not having Cade story and the sudden truce Cade has with Trugati. DE buys them all root beers, which reminds DE to napalm nfreader.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Rickton celebrates his 666th post by linking to evil sites:
(url="http://"http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com")http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.microsoft.com")www.microsoft.com(/url)

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

EVWeb drinks a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!

Bond wonders about all the pointless posts, including this one.

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)

EVWeb celebrates his 500th post then shoots everybody. EVWeb then gets everyone a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!

Trugati finishes the steak. Suddenly, she notices that Cade has turned normal. She has faint memories of her fighting endlessly with Cade the last time she was in a Boozerama bar. She decides she likes the change immensely. She also has faint memories of an alliance against Deadbeat...

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien

Rickton smacks Bond with a stopsign.
"It's the Boozerama Bar, of course it's pointless!"

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Suddenly, she notices that Cade has turned normal. She has faint memories of her fighting endlessly with Cade the last time she was in a Boozerama bar. She decides she likes the change immensely. She also has faint memories of an alliance against Deadbeat...

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Yeah, it was my welcoming you after you had been away for a long time... for almost a entire bar. I thought randomness was just not right when someone you have done so much with enters the bar again. I meant to start the random attacks against you after showing you a enteraintment place (such as darts throwing), but if you actually like the change immensely I think I wont. Cade doesnt remember any alliance against DeadBeat, even I looked in the all 26 pages of the bar. No, I didnt actually look at every post. I just used IEs find in site function to see posts that mentioned smart or Trugati. Can you supply me with a link to the page where the alliance starts? :frown:.

DE: Look a little up in my post, what I say to Trugati. As for long stories, I do those only when I really want to annoy you. Even if I am a good writer, making a long story is draining...

Rickton: Cade actually clicked on (url="http://"http://www.mostannoyingsite.com")www.mostannoyingsite.com(/url) and had stand 150 dialog boxes, so he punishes Rickton by having him to look at a badly designed site: (url="http://"http://www.francisfrancis.com/")http://www.francisfrancis.com/(/url) It uses Mystery Meat Navigation, explained here: (url="http://"http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/mysterymeatnavigation.html")http://www.webpagest...navigation.html(/url)

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 07-08-2004).)

Rickton takes his punishment and screams in tortured pain.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

Bond wonders where Rickton found the stop sign, but reminds himself that it doesn't matter. So Bond orders a can of 200 wasps and shoves them down Rickton's throat.

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**DE: Look a little up in my post, what I say to Trugati. As for long stories, I do those only when I really want to annoy you. Even if I am a good writer, making a long story is draining...

Rickton: Cade actually clicked on www.mostannoyingsite.com and had stand 150 dialog boxes, so he punishes Rickton by having him to look at a badly designed site: http://www.francisfrancis.com/ It uses Mystery Meat Navigation, explained here: http://www.webpagest...navigation.html

**

DE laughs at Cade for going to the most annoying website ever. Then, DE kills both Cade and Rickton with a chain gun.

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

General Cade Smart, your are under arrest for makes several posts that were more than 4 lines without a break. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say could be held against you in the court of law.

Boozy Cop throws Cade into a Jail.

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Originally posted by Boozy Cop:
**General Cade Smart, your are under arrest for makes several posts that were more than 4 lines without a break. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say could be held against you in the court of law.

Boozy Cop throws Cade into a Jail.**

Ooh, look who we have here! A guest that has never been seen before trying to cause harm to a long-time regular of these boards! Cade laughs hysterically. Cade uses a hidden key, and opens the jail door. He punches the guards in the face and escapes. He finds a spaceship and uses it to get to Boozerama. Then he finds a lawyer and appeals to him. Boozy Cop is fired for unlawful arresting.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 07-08-2004).)

Boozy Cop II takes Cade and throws him to a jail. Boozy Cop II eats the one and only key to Cade's indestructable cell.

Bond hires a dozen bounty hunters to take out all of the Boozy Cops. He then simply opens the door to General Cade Smart's cell, as Boozy Cop II forgot to lock it.

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."
(This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)

(Cade: not actually. It's a great welcome, yes, but not great for all eternity in the Boozerama.

Hm... I don't know. Maybe it was someone else I allied up with. I thought it was you...I guess not. But thanks for the welcome, and let the randomness begin!

Trugati feels the old antagonism boil again and leaps at Deadbeat, her super-sonic hyper-plasma blaster set to EXTERMINATE.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien

(This message has been edited by Trugati (edited 07-08-2004).)

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Originally posted by bond-jamesbond:
**Bond hires a dozen bounty hunters to take out all of the Boozy Cops. He then simply opens the door to General Cade Smart's cell, as Boozy Cop II forgot to lock it.

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A real James Bond would have been able to take out all the Boozy Cops by himself without having to reload and without ruffling his hair or tie. emainiac rips off bond-jamesbond's mask revealing him as the famous (or not) Sean Connery impersonator Con Seanery.

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"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**/snip
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Luckily Trugati leaped at DeadBeat but never fired. After landing DeadBeat swiftly hits Trugati with a giant novelty baseball bat and sends her flying through the bar roof. Afterwards he jabs Cade in the eye with a pen.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

nfreader escpares from jail and returns to the bar. He walks in and dodges a table that is flying towards the bar. Then he orders a cream soda.

On a related note:

Gloobersnort
Yovngab
and...
Plootleposh

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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**Luckily Trugati leaped at DeadBeat but never fired. After landing DeadBeat swiftly hits Trugati with a giant novelty baseball bat and sends her flying through the bar roof. Afterwards he jabs Cade in the eye with a pen.
**

Dark wakes up to Trugati flying through the roof, he then pulls out a bomb and yells, "geez can anyone get any sleep around here!?" Dark then drops the bomb. DeadBeat was incenerated.

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