"I'M HIT!" Screams nfreader. He dissapears out of the bar. The regenerator in the corner begins to hum, and nfreader steps out. He walks over to the bar and orders a round of morphine and bandages for everyone.
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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED! (url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url)
(This message has been edited by nfreader (edited 06-25-2004).)
Luke enjoys his morphine with bananas and cocktail shrimp.
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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.zombo.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.google.com")-(/url)-----------
The fleet enters the Pepsi system. The klaxon goes wild as 300 pepsi fighters lock all weapons on the fleet. The leviathan that The Cheat and Plexrom are on launches its pirate Thunderheads and Pirate Vipers. The rest of the fleet launch their Federation Vipers, Fed Anacondas, Cvivie Thunderheads and Polaris Mantas. The fighters waste the pepsi-cans (pun intended). The ARJDPBL fleet hovers around the Pepsi planet. 2 of the leviathans dock together. One crew boards the other leviathan. our fighters position themselfs on the rear of the leviathan. They blast forward towards the planet pushing the leviathan closer and closer to the planets atmosphere. The fighters break away and the leviathan, full of biowaste nails the surface and explodes in a tremondus explosion killing everyone and everything. The ARJDPBL fleet start their long journy back.
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Rickton suddenly wakes up out of his coma, and orders a root beer.
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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Coca-Cola stocks skyrocket.
Emainiacoot-beer stocks fall.
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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
nfreader notices that Rickton purchased a root beer. He shoots Rickton's rootbeer and replaces it with a cream soda. "You'll like it better"
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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/
EVWeb shoots the Cheat for making a huge disturbance. EVWeb finally gets his drink.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb shoots the Cheat for making a huge disturbance. EVWeb finally gets his drink.
**
The Cheat wonders how EVWeb shot him from a few hundred thousand lightyears away.
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Quote
Originally posted by The Cheat:
**The Cheat wonders how EVWeb shot him from a few hundred thousand lightyears away.
**
It just worked, OK?
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EVERY THING HAS CHANGED!
http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/
Homsar pops in to add that he is "the pride of the peaches," or whatever that means. But kudos to The Cheat for representin'
and the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiight!
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Oh, there's nothing halfway
about the Iowa way to treat you,
if we treat you,
which we may not do at all...
TGF walks in, shoots emainiac in the head, and walks out.
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Good things come in small packages.
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EVWeb calls in his (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/TCMrk1.jpg")super militia cruiser(/url). Then gets a drink.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb calls in his super militia cruiser. Then gets a drink.
**
The Cheat smacks EVWeb when the fleet lands for posting his crappy 3d graphics on the boozy bar topic. "Thats what the Image Gallery is for."
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EVWeb reminds the Cheat that even though it may look bad it still has the power to blow the Cheat to little bits. Then orders his ship to open fire then gets a drink.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb reminds the Cheat that even though it may look bad it still has the power to blow the Cheat to little bits. Then orders his ship to open fire then gets a drink.
**
The cheat is pelted by little bits of nothing as the ship has no weapons. The Cheat calls in 50 (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/newship.jpg")of these guys(/url)(theyre good because theyre going to be in a TC) to open fire on EVWebs weaponless ship blowing it to bits in 2.7839504 seconds and only losing one fighter because of friendly fire.
555th post!
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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 06-27-2004).)
Um, the Cheat appearently can't see very well, as the ship has laser type nova cannons, which can blow a fleet of 1,000 of the ships used by the Cheat to bits in no time at all, then EVWeb gets a drink.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
(This message has been edited by EVWeb (edited 06-27-2004).)
Rickton installs anti-air guns in the bar.
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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Is surprised that a EVO Bar person was random enough to even enter the Boozerama Bar.
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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**Um, the Cheat appearently can't see very well, as the ship has laser type nova cannons, which can blow a fleet of 1,000 of the ships used by the Cheat to bits in no time at all, then EVWeb gets a drink.
**
The Cheat says "Too late."
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Walks over to the jukebox and puts on "Alrite 4 2nite" on By Strong Bad
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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?
