Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • nfreader observes as the bar is fortified. He crosses the mine feild, and gets a new cream soda. He spins around in a circle and points to emainiac and shoots him it the leg. He then cracks a joke and no one laughs at it.

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    • The Cheat's post was invalidated by the fact that he hadn't known about the cannons, and therefore the Cheat dies 1 million times to make up for it.

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      "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own."
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      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!

    • Rickton dies for no reason.

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
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    • The Cheat doesnt die 1 million times, he doesnt even die 1 time because EVWeb uses stoopid logic.

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    • Luke lets seven trillion rabbits loose in the bar.

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    • DE destroys the table and EVWeb.

      DE gets a root beer.

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      If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

    • The Bar suddenly because extremely lucky due to all the rabbit feet.

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
      Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

    • nfreader looks throught the haze of good luck and shoots DE for buying a root beer instead of a cream soda.

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Rickton:
      **The Bar suddenly because extremely lucky due to all the rabbit feet.

      **

      Bond smiles at Rickton's poor grammar. He then heads to the slot machine and wins 60 million credits due to the extreme luck of the bar.

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    • Soon the bar is full of 90 trillion rabbits, then 135 trillion, then 202.5 trill, then 303.75. Soon the multiplying rabbits fill to the bar point movement impossible. Except for the Acid Pid.

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      True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
      You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
      No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

    • The Cheat, being next to the acid pit, attaches wheels to the acid pit. He pulls out a remote controll and sets the dial to "Rabbit and/or EVWeb" In a matter of minutes all the bunnys are in the acidpit, aswell as one EVWeb.

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    • Rickton smacks himself in the head for the stupid mistake he made in his last post.

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
      Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

    • Well, depending on the rate of regeneration from the Regenerator, in the course of eliminating the rabbits, you may have killed EVWeb a few times.

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      True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
      You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
      No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

    • JaceySquires dashes in, silently pulls a blaster out of his pocket, holds it to emainiac's face, pulls the trigger, then dashes out just before emainiac's charred flesh paints the walls.

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    • JaceySquires double-posts ON PURPOSE the first time, then edits his post so he can slam Rickton with a chunk of emainiac's charred skull, but only after he blasts emainiac a second time.

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      (This message has been edited by JaceySquires (edited 06-30-2004).)

    • Rickton smacks JaceySquires with a stop sign.
      "Try 'edit' next time."

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      The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
      Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

    • Smacks Rickton for smacking The newb.
      Smacks the newb.

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      True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
      You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
      No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

    • Smacks himself just for the irony of the thing.

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by nfreader:
      **Smacks himself just for the irony of the thing.

      **

      Actually, that wouldn't be ironic, because irony is something happening that you wouldn't expect in that situation.
      We are in the Boozerama Bar. Nothing is ironic except for normalcy.

      And This post.

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      "How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?" - Unknown
      You know you are the king of procrastination when you dont start a project until after it's due.
      No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

    • Smacks emainiac for using noob spelling of teh word "newb." Jacey pwns him with a turreted acid pit launching gun.

      and a stop sign

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