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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**Kane (which is Destroyer E), regenerates and gets a root beer. Kane (Destroyer E) then walks over to Cade, and Kane (Destroyer E) picks up a huge mallet. Kane (Destroyer E) wacks the mallet over Cades head until Cade is as flat as a pancake. Kane (Destroyer E) feeds the pancake to some hungry dogs.

Kane (Destroyer E) decided he hates the name Kane and throws the name out a window.

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Nooo! Youre not respecting my story. Instead, youre just doing the usual Boozerama-ish randomness. Do the randomness Tiberian Sun way. Bring in Artillery units to fire at me from long range, have Banshee aircraft fly over my head, launch a Multi-Missile, do whatever you want as long its related to Tiberian Sun. Cade fetches the name Kane before it has dropped to the ground and gives it back to DE. Now DE is the evil leader of Nod again. That means he can be Ion Cannoned again for not respecting the story. "General Solomon", a officer says, "in some mysterious way Kane is alive again". "Very well" General Solomon replies "well kill him as many times as needed until he stays dead. Get ready to power up the Ion Cannon again." "Yes, I will" the officer says. "EVA, activate the Ion Cannon again." commands the officer "Ion Cannon activated. Select Target." History repeats itself as the Ion Cannon strikes from infinite range, from a another solar system, with its burning blue beam, and DE again falls dead to the ground. I will repeat this as many times as needed until you read (url="http://"http://www.tiberiansun.com")www.tiberiansun.com(/url) and do the randomness in a Tiberian Sunish way. How about attacking the GDI soldiers that came with transport to Boozerama?

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 06-09-2004).)

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**I will repeat this as many times as needed until you read www.tiberiansun.com and do the randomness in a Tiberian Sunish way.

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You should read it. It doesn't take very long, there's not much there...just your basic 404 page.

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DE recharges and kills Cade for not respecting Boozy Randomness and having a link that does not work.

DE gets root beer #502.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

(This message has been edited by Destroyer E (edited 06-10-2004).)

B oo zy! Two os!

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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

The Cheat decides to make a Photoshop Fun topic in the boozy bar.

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Come up with a banner for the Boozerama Bar.
Rules:
Has to be your own
300x100 only
Make it origional

Ill be judgeing this.

(This is to promote the boozy bar on the internet to get more people here)
(If you dont have a host, use (url="http://"http://www.photobucket.com")www.photobucket.com(/url))

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

Here's my first one.

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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Celebrates his deduction of a Karma point by theGlueBubble by stapling him to the wall of the BB and Having a fundraiser.

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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Rickton asks what the fund raising is for.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

DE throws a dart that hits emainiac in the eye.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

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Originally posted by Rickton:
**Rickton asks what the fund raising is for.

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The Cheat explains that its for promotion of the boozy bar randomness over the web.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

50% The Promotion Thing
50% The Emainiac Correct Username Spelling Fund

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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Rickton steals some of The_Cheat's credits and gives them to the fund-raiser.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

DE eats a root beer and begins to wonder how that just happened.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Rickton wonders why DE hasn't exploded yet, and how one can eat a root beer.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is

Figures that i win the Promotional Banner Thing

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True, but you're the first one who's put it right there for me to get, I'm too lazy/stupid/forgetful to go looking for them.-Rickton
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/ericspad/")Eric's Pad(/url) My Site is awesome! Come check it out.
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

EVWeb wonders why he's waisting his time here, then gets a drink.

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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**DE recharges and kills Cade for not respecting Boozy Randomness and having a link that does not work.

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Cade turns DE into a Visceriod, a ugly-looking animal from Tiberian Sun. Visceroids are mutated wildlife that result from spreading of Tiberium. Then he looks with please as the animal lumbers around, attacking everything in sight because Visceroids do not hold any alliances, and

Rickton: Spare the sarcasm, please. It does not work because tiberiansun.coms servers are sometines overloaded because of popularity. As a matter of fact, I succesfully looked at the site a few days ago.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 06-12-2004).)

Dash pulls a giant spatula out of his...arse? and proceeds to giant-spatula-slap everyone for being mean to the "n00b" (Darkjet).
(Were people mean to you when you were a n00b? If so, wouldn't you like to change that "tradition?")
He'll catch on to the basic idea/slang/stuff when he's ready.
But, alas, he is too old to begin the training. He'll have to do it himself.
Good luck Darkjet, and my welcome to the Boozy Bar.
Dash patiently awaits billions of death threats and flames...
(Remember my grave-digging thing? Yeah, I was a n00b once, too...)

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Dash jumps into the acid pit
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
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Jimbob throws a soda bottle at Darkjet. It hits Darkjet's nuts, and he hits the ground and starts squealing. Squealing like a pillow-biter. Then Jimbob kicks him and gives him coke.

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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Rickton takes the coke(as in a drug) away and gives Dark a Coke(as in a drink).

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Rickton: Spare the sarcasm, please. It does not work because tiberiansun.coms servers are sometines overloaded because of popularity. As a matter of fact, I succesfully looked at the site a few days ago.

**

Yep, it just worked. Sorry about the sarcasm, it's kind of hard for me not to be.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?
Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is