UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

EVWeb · Apr 28, 2004, 1:53 PM

EVWeb comes up from behind DE and shoots him. Then he gets another drink.

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LifeKnight · Apr 28, 2004, 5:05 PM

LifeKnight gets hard liquor and pours it down DE's mouth. Insult to injury.

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Jimbob · Apr 28, 2004, 8:41 PM

Jimbob explodes! And then, well, he explodes again!

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Rickton · Apr 28, 2004, 10:03 PM

Rickton shoots EVWeb. He has no choice.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

Cippy · Apr 29, 2004, 1:07 PM

DE throws the exploding Jimbob at EVWeb and LK.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

LifeKnight · Apr 29, 2004, 4:59 PM

LifeKnight puts on a rubber suit just before the "Jimbob" hits him. It bounces back to DE.

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EVWeb · Apr 29, 2004, 7:08 PM

EVWeb shoots LK and DE, then gets yet another drink.

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Rickton · Apr 29, 2004, 7:35 PM

Rickton continues to shoot EVWeb. He tries to drop the gun but it's stuck to his hands.

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Cippy · Apr 30, 2004, 2:45 PM

DE picks up Jimbob and throws him in the suit with LK.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb · Apr 30, 2004, 3:17 PM

EVWeb shoots Rickton, then shoots DE, then shoots LK, then shoots UR, then shoots emainiac, then continues until everyone is shot atleast twice, then gets a drink.

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Cippy · Apr 30, 2004, 5:43 PM

DE sets up SSM launchers all over the bar. They all point at EVWeb and shoot.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

EVWeb · Apr 30, 2004, 6:58 PM

EVWeb turns on his personal shield generator, then has 5 LAPD Future Cop dreadnoughts wipe out the turrets. Then he gets another drink and pukes.

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General Cade Smart · May 1, 2004, 4:41 PM

Cade decides to write in the bar again after a long pause. He flies his uber Confed Cruiser in the bar, and destroys everyone, espeoially Destroyer E. Because he has has fights with him in earlier bars, and on page 3. Its heavy weapons make quick work of everyone. Stats: Accel: 350 Speed: 400 Turn: 120°/ sec. ShieldMod 200- 1600 shields. Has 4 Torpedo Launchers and 200 Torpedoes, 2 Lightning bays and 8 Lightnings, 4 Proton Turrets, 20 Space Bombs from 2 racks, Particle Beam, 40 jumps of fuel for extended usage.

Cade is happy that he made a short post for a change- this time the actual storypart didnt exceed 3 lines. He did it because he is tired of doing long posts which have to have a good random story.

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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-01-2004).)

Jimbob · May 1, 2004, 5:14 PM

Jimbob finds the suit extremely unconfortable, and decides he needs to explode again, and he kills Lifeknight.

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EVWeb · May 1, 2004, 5:57 PM

EVWeb shoots General Cade Smart, then gets a drink and passes out.

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General Cade Smart · May 1, 2004, 6:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb shoots General Cade Smart,
**

No, you cant. I am inside my ship, you need to shoot my ship first, which is guite tough. You wont be able to win unless you cheat ridiculously in a Boozerama style, like getting a Raven or a nuke.

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EVWeb · May 1, 2004, 8:33 PM

EVWeb was using the Omega Nova Gun, which kills anything instantly, then he got another drink.

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Rickton · May 1, 2004, 9:24 PM

Rickton comes back to life and apologizes to EVWeb for shooting him. He had no choice, after all.

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LifeKnight · May 2, 2004, 4:30 PM

LifeKnight hides in the closet and throws poisoned darts at Destroyer E............................--------------> :eek:

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Eegras Studios · May 2, 2004, 7:40 PM

The Cheat comes into LKs closet and beats 'teh sht' out of him. He then walks up to the bar and orders some Mountain Dew Jorghies Style.
"Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERROR: Meh meh meeh"
"MEH!!" He yells while attacking the barbot. "Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERR-"
"MEH!!" He yells again while attacking the barbot again. "Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERR-"
"MEH!!" He yells again while attacking the barbot again. "Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERR-"
"MEH!!" He yells again while attacking the barbot again. "Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERR-"
"MEH!!" He yells again while attacking the barbot again. "Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERR-"
"MEH!!" He yells again while attacking the barbot again. "Meh meh meeh!"
"SYNTAX ERR-"
The Cheat gives up after distroying the barbot and walks into the back to grab a Mountain Dew Jorghies Style.

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(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-12-2004).)

(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 05-02-2004).)

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