Zax regenetes, pushes the acid pit over the regeneration spot and pushes Lifeknight in :p.

I need some popcorn.

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Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity - Einstein

DE gives Zax some popcorn.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Jimbob Complains about life and is shot.

Oh, and, w00t.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 03-18-2004).)

Computer_Man tips off the bartender with $6,000 to put poison in everyone's drink. He then orders himself a drink.

(I am aware of what happens)

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Shoots CM for even thinking about overthrowing the current bar.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Computer_Man, still suffering from his own posioning, drops and the shot misses him. He then erases all memory from emaniac of me ever thinking about taking over the bar. He then shoves him into the Life Knight acid pit.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Randomly falls into the Boozerama Bar acid pit.
Anyone know when the acid pit was brought into the BB originally?

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Great, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
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I think it was brought in at the begining of the last bar. It was to replace something about deer...don't remember...

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Rickton climbs out of the acid pit and collapses on the floor.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

EVWeb shoots the acid pit, then pays the bartender to not put poison in his drink. Then EVWeb gets a brandy.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
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A shadowed figure walks by the new bar and glances at the sign.

"The Ultimate Boozerama bar? I guess this'll be the last one then."

Or else those mildly psychotic people don't realize that ultimate means the final and it was simply a poor name choice.

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Life, Death. What's the difference?

Quote

Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
**Randomly falls into the Boozerama Bar acid pit.
Anyone know when the acid pit was brought into the BB originally?

**

Lyra Engel (Engle? Engal? Schneider?) Introduced it in either bar 6 or 7.

I was there. I saw it! was it genius? Maybe, I don't know, but i saw it with my own eyes! An act of wit and determination!

Yep.
....

Jimbob Laughs at Dash Mercs' stupidity as he burns in the acid pit and dies. He throws large goats into the acid pit as a sacrifice to the gods to make Dash less stupid in his next life.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://schlichtinator.50megs.com/") Schlichtinator Site of stuff (/url) |(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 03-19-2004).)

Computer_Man feels nice and buys everyone a beer for free. There are no posions in the beer, and nothing harmful.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Quote

Originally posted by Paranoid:
**A shadowed figure walks by the new bar and glances at the sign.

"The Ultimate Boozerama bar? I guess this'll be the last one then."

Or else those mildly psychotic people don't realize that ultimate means the final and it was simply a poor name choice.

**

UR slaps Paranoid for only knowing part of a word's meaning. Ultimate also means greatest.

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

Computer_Man buys everyone another non-cursed drink and declares,"If I make the next Boozerama Bar, I'm naming it 'Boozerama Bar: Perilous Hell'!"

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Cheers,
Computer_Man
(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")The Emperors lair(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com")My favortite Game company(/url)

(This message has been edited by Computer_Man (edited 03-19-2004).)

So who is psyched about the upcoming (maybe) boozerama bar movie?

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
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No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

Zax pushes emainiac into the acid pit and goes outside for a smoke.

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Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity - Einstein

EVWeb shoots Zax, then lets a nuke go off in the bar.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Cade thinks he has been away from the last Eternity bar too many pages to count. He rectifies the error by carrying over his fine ( :p) tradition of advertising plugs. This time, he advertises F-25 by Bomb. Cade turns everyone in the bar to Querin. Himself, he is a Kytaan commander, loyal servant of Queen Alima. He informs Queen Alima, the Kytaan leader, that there is Querin con artists in the bar. He gets a squadron of heavily armed marines, which capture everyone in the bar. They are then ferried on a Kytaan Cruiser, escorted by a Kytaan Carrier and Kytaan Destroyer to the prison world of Xog. They are then forced to work in the mines. The fatality rate of these mines is so high, that a prisoner can be expected to last a average of seven years, regardless of age (that sencetence is a direct quote of Xogs planet desc). So that people dont start a revolution in the mines like when they were Weave Alliance, he puts 30 armed guards to watch the mines.

Cade is then happy that he has managed to advertise a plug in the Boozerama again.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 03-20-2004).)

EVWeb shoots General Cade Smart for advertising in the UBB. Then gets yet another Brandy.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.