The lifeless and headless corpse of Bob vaguely wonders how Bond is killing everyone even though he was killed by the poison dart from his new eye. The the body vaguely wonders how he can vaguely wonder if he is a lifeless and headless corpse, upon which thought he instant dropped down, truly dead.

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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"

Jimbob gives bond a milkshake packed with sedatives to "calm his ass down!"™

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(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

97 posts left...

/me raises glass in a toast...

nfreade kills hisself for the stupid post.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob gives bond a milkshake packed with sedatives to "calm his ass down!"™

**

Bond, loaded on sedatives, pulls out a stun-gun and shoots Jimbob. Then, calmly, he pays a plastic surgeon to perform a "facelift on Jimbob. Then Bond passes out.

When Jimbob looks into the mirror when he wakes up, his face looks like (url="http://"http://www.nimbacreations.com/Library/big gun face big.jpg")this(/url).

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"I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love."

(This message has been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 08-18-2004).)

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Originally posted by nfreader:
**You failed bond. I didn't see big bertha and I didn't get shot. You suck.

But it was a good post...

I officially call the formation of the next Boozerama Bar.

**

No you don't.

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Fun wrecker.

nfreader kills Rickton.

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Originally posted by bond-jamesbond:

Bond shoots nfreader with his Bradley. Then he drives off into the unknown.

(/B)

Cade finds bond with TEH OMG L33T Ory'Hara finding skills. Then he bombs the poor tank with B2 Stealth Bomber, which has no anti-air defense. boom The tank explodes. Cade flies away before bond has a chance to retaliate in some twisted random way.

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I am eager to try to answer mission questions
"There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin

Jimbob uses his extreme ugliness to become the biggest Halloween sensation since Michael Jackson.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

DE runs in and screems: I got an eMac!!!

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Bond regenerates in the middle of the bar. He is shot instantly by nfreader. Then he regenerates outside the bar. Then he hops into his F-16 and shoots down Cade's B2. Cade ejects, and Bond decides not to hunt him down.

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

(This message has been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 08-19-2004).)

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Originally posted by bond-jamesbond:
**Then he hops into his F-16 and shoots down Cade's B2. Cade ejects, and Bond decides not to hunt him down.
**

nfreader's brain explodes at the very thought of bond not hunting down his enemies.

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Jimbob sits patiently waiting for College Football to start.

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(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

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Originally posted by nfreader:
**nfreader's brain explodes at the very thought of bond not hunting down his enemies.

**

Fragments of nfreaders skull cut into Jimbob's leg and Bond's arm. Bond winces, and decides he should head to the hospital, but decides to get a drink first.

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

Jimbob pulls parts of nfreader's skull out of his thigh. He then spinning double **** kicks him in the balls and laughs as he collapses into a heap of pure agony.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.Livejournal.com/users/schlichtinator")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url)
Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!

Rickton kills nfreader for thinking he's so much better than everyone else as to make the new bar.

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Bond punches Rickton for killing nfreader first. Then he waits at the regenerator for nfreader to appear. When he does, Bond shoves him back into the regenerator. Then he shoots Jimbob, killing him. Jimbob regenerates in the same space as nfreader, making an extremely ugly and strange 2-man mess.

Jimbob/nfreader head to the bar to get some drinks. Bond decides to get one too.

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

Bob regenerates in the regenerator. He wonders how a regenerator works, and it suddenly regenerates Bond, who was killed by the regenerated twin nfreader/jimbob. Bond then regenerates as Bob pulls a switch on the regenerator. This causes the regenerator to regenerate Bond multiple times, and three Bonds walk out of the regenerator. All three are killed when General Cade's B2 bomber finally fell out of the sky, on top of them. They all regenerate, each making three more Bonds. Now there are 9 Bonds, who are all killed when Nfreader/jimbob opens fire with a Kalashnikov Assault Rifle. All 9 Bonds regenerate in the regenerator as Bob pulls yet another switch, which turns off the multiple regeneration effect. It was too late, all 27 Bonds were let loose on the bar...

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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"

Jacey, in the worst Sean Connery impression ever, quotes the Allen Quartermain character from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen :

"I'm waiting to be impressed."

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I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.

The 27 Bonds get into an argument with each other and start fighting. The bar is soon in a state of chaos as 27 Bonds with at least a rifle each start shooting at each other.

Bond #1 and #4 team up and take cover behind the bar counter.

Bond #2, #15, #21, and #25 die as Bond #2 accidentaly drops his grenade.

Bond #3 starts shooting ideal places for cover with his rocket launcher.

Bond #4, #6, and #7 join forces and hop into a tank, shooting wildly.

Bond #5 throws a grenade down the hatch of the tank, killing #4, #6, and #7.

Bond #8 decides not to get involved and orders a Mountain Dew, then is shot by #4.

Bond #9 gets into a fistfight with #10

Bond #11 shoots #9 and #10 with a blaster pistol.

Bond #12 goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

Bond #13 and #14 leave the bar, only to come back in an armored shuttle.

Bond #16 gets shot by #11.

Bond #17 knocks #20 out with a rock.

Bond #18 starts throwing glass bottles at #22.

Bond #19 commits suicide.

Bond #22 tries to run away, but is shot by #24.

Bond #23 burns his hand on a stovetop, then gets shot by #24 as well.

Bond #26 gets into a sword fight with #27 on the roof.

Bond #27 kicks #26 off the roof, killing him.

Finally, after many hours of fighting, all the Bond have deceased. One Bond appears out of the generator, with the memories of Bonds #1-27. "That was weird," states Bond.

Bond orders a Mountain Dew.

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Quotes from fictional characters...
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"We may be committing crimes that are against the law" - Mafia Robot from Futurama

Rickton decided to be nice to Bond since he went throuh a multiple-personality change-thing.

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