A sphere of bright orange appears in the center of the bar. Most of the patrons bend down to look at the small ball. etched into its chiny surface are the words. "Just Smile and Nods Anti Idiot Barrier". All of the patrons raise their eyebrows and shrug. Rickton tries to shake DE and he burps, as forseen.
A piercing ring is heard and a little red light blinks on the "Anti idot device". Everyone and everything in the bar seems to be pushed away from the small device slowly as the "Anti Idior Barrier" expands.
The idiocy level in the bar begins to drop. The acid pit turns into a pool table, and the bar starts looking respectable. All of the older Patrons find themselves pushed against the wall, with barely enough room to breathe. Soon they are little more than crushed organs,and stains of blood on the wall, and as the "Anti Idiot Barrier" overtakes the walls, their stains disappear.
"Hello, I am Just Smile and Nod," A disembodied voice says in the bar. "Anyone with an idiocy level too high within this barrier will be killed by trillions of volts of electricity."
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The moral of the story is, if you're going to post on somebody elses bar, at least be intelligent about it.
Hope everyone likes the new toy..
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Valence, Always aiming for the stars...
Then realizing he should have shot the bodyguards first...