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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Then he brings from his pocket a hand-held Heavy Fusion Beam.

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SuperNova walks into the bar in his ultimate form, laughs at the pathetic alien attempt to create fusion weapons, and effortlessly generates a "real" Heavy Fusion Beam attack. The bar was destroyed in the attack and was rebuilt almost immediately. The attack was made non-lethal, allowing the patrons to survive.

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<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

Sejuk walks into the (new) bar, and is immeditly made fun of for being a noob and is hit by several glasses of scotch. Whirling around Sejuk grabs the nearest pirate who threw a bottle at him and throws him into the acid shark pit. He then pulls out
a Portable Plasma bomb launcher and wipes out half the pirates to the left of him, almost leveling the heavily sheilded wall(were most of the bottles came from). After ridding himself of the pirates he orders a glass sauron ale, complete with the blood and all. And sits down for a drink.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

All the DEs welcome to noob to the bar/boards. Then they laugh at what is left of Cade.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

SuperNova starts rambling about wanting lunch and about how nice it would be if everyone else in the world was replaced with mindless servant robots.

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Yet another meaningless post
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To add insult to injury, Sejuk walks over, and picking up what is left of Cade feeds it to the acidic sharks.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

Frags sejuk for being a n00b. Actually this is the second time that a magnet has been used for combat in this bar. Is history repeating itself?

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"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad

Sejuk slams emainiac into a table for fragging him, and then proceeds to beat him with a nearby chair.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

Gets out his flamethrower and torches the chair.

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad

Sejuk drops the hot burning chair pulls out a fire extigugisher and puts out the fire. He than throws aside the fire extingiushur and and pulls out a mouse from a PC which he whips Maniak with, making him scream and writhe with pain.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

whyme cuts the cord of the mouse with a spare XP cd, and sends it flying into the acid pit. He then welcomes Sejuk to the bar. He then realizes his mistake in torturing cade, and feels like an idiot. Oh well.

whyme orders a sprite.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.

Bringing the theme back from the beggining, he blasts Sejuk with MS XP CDS.

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It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad

Sejuk sits back down to his drink, eyeing Maniak suspiciusly. Just as maniak has his head turned the other direction sejuk kicks him hard into the acid shark pit, chair drink and all. He then stands in front of the pool, blaster ready for the moment Maniak regenerates.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

whyme pushes sejuk into the pool from behind for hurting a friend. I gave you ten grace posts for being new, but thats it! and you might want to say e mainiac, becuase there was another guy around here called maniak that we didn't really like....

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.

UR welcomes the n00b by ordering him a drink. UR sits back and watches as the violent Sejuk proceeds to kill almost every member of the bar.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 11-07-2003).)

What!!!!!!! You were talking to me!!!!!!!! Holy crap, you are gonna pay!
Kills Sejak in every way possible.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad

Sejuk writhes around in the acid until he finnally dies. He of course regenerates, and walks back into the bar. He has a T-shirt on that says on the front: I've been reformed and on the back: Peace at any price. He orders a glass of sugarless ice tea and sits down for a drink

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

Sorry, Emaniac I forgot your name and typed it wrong, but if your going to keep on calling me Sejak then... oops I forgot I am now the new and reformed Sejuk. , no more kiling for me

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

Still steamed that SJK called him Maniak , but puts on his cool face.

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It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad

UR laughs at the two who keep calling each other by the wrong names.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

The Cheat gets off his stool and walks to the acid/sharkpit. He wonders how the sharks survive in the acid. He shoots one between the eyes then returns to his stool in the corner.

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