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Originally posted by Maniak:
**This is going nowhere.
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Of course, by the time "this" gets to nowhere, it'll turn out to be pretty boring, anyway, and they'll end up having crappy food that's cold by the time it's served, and people will cut us off in traffic, nobody will be friendly enough to show us around, and we'll stop eating the crappy food, and by then we'll be lost becuase we can't get the right directions to Anywhere, which actually turns out to be a whole city by Itself. Now, Itself is only a suburb, but it is right next to Anywhere. You can to go Anywhere, anytime from Itself.
But that's off topic.
While we're lost in Nowhere, we'll probably get stuck in the "Middle of Nowhere", which turns out to be even worse than the rest of the town. We'll probably develop a terrible heart condition from the smog of the smokestacks. We'll be desperate to get to Somewhere Else, but when we ask they'll say it doesn't exist, and when we say "What do you mean we can't go Somewhere", they'll give us this long lecture about how people always call Somewhere "Somewhere Else". People a pretty sensitive when they live in "Nowhere"
By then, we'll be pretty close to having achieved "Nothing", Something many people go to "Nowhere" to do. We'll be desperate by then, and start begging for "Food". By some terrible luck it turns out to be the name of a local punk band. We'll get our wish, and they'll end up sucking. Our ears will hurt after that, and we'll be disoriented. That happens to people when they get stuck in the "Middle of Nowhere" a lot. By then well start wishing there was Someplace Else to go to. Of course, some little brat will overhear us, and he'll turn out to be a fairy who can grant us three wishes. After we waste the first two on hookers and Viagra, we'll wish we were in "Someplace Else".
To our suprise, it's even worse than being stuck "Nowhere". It's on top of a volcano, and it erupts as soon as we get there and we'll all die.
So you know what? I'm turning "this" around before it gets to Nowhere.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 10-25-2003).)
