UR comes back from his absense and laughs at maniak's pathetic clone force. UR purchases 350 Rebel Destroyers and attacks. All the maniaks die within a few minutes, all that is left is the reincarnation of the real maniak. There, that ended that quite easily. 
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Posts an undestroyable sign in the bar saying "Hence forward there shall be no cloning of Maniak any longer. Anyone irnoring this rule may be karma slapped (hopefully)"
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"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me
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Originally posted by Sejuk:
**Sejuk punches DE for making fun of the cofeds, and than pulverizes his puny rebel force.
**
When Sejuk approaches the army, the confed side of 'em makes 'em cring in fear. And the DEs kill Sejuk.
DE gets another root beer, drinks it, and then belches extreamly loud, making the whole bar smell like root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
RC kicks DE in the throat. After breathing the air in the bar.
"Stop poluting my air." RC waves his hands around himself in a cube. "This is my air, if anyone touches it they will be sorry."
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:Sets up tent and begins to camp:
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."
(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 9-21-2003).)
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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Posts an undestroyable sign in the bar saying "Hence forward there shall be no cloning of Maniak any longer. Anyone irnoring this rule may be karma slapped (hopefully)"
**
Paints over the entire sign black, then paints the following in white over it:
No one but Maniak may be reincarnated. Maniak is also the only person who can be cloned.
Maniak then leaves the bar.
He puts on a disguise, so he looks like UR.
He walks up to the Rebel Commander, and insults him, and insults the entire Rebellion.
Maniak then flies back to the Boozerama Bar with the Rebels on his back.
Maniak quickly takes off his disguise, and the Rebels think the real UR did it, and promptly chase him off, and keep him from buying ships.
While the other 2 look on, Maniak tells them some paradoxes:
The following statement is true:
The preceding statement is false.
I am a liar.
This sentence is false.
Mom says Dad is telling the truth.
Dad says Mom is lying.
Dash_Merc and DE's heads explode from hearing all this.
Remember the sign?
Maniak then, using his universal transversal device, leaves the EV galaxy, and enters the EVO galaxy.
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Maniak hacks like
crazy!
whyme begins to feel sorry, and starts crying. He slowly walks away ordering a very strong alcoholic beverage.
RC looks on, slowly shaking his head, as whyme walks away.
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:Sets up tent and begins to camp:
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."
(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 9-21-2003).)
Mazca pulls a large sock over both his feet and hops around giggling like a small child.
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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go&urgaylol;=yes")EV Developer's Corner(/url)
look through a faithless eye - are you afraid to die?
It was actually Maniac who entered the EVO universe.
Maniak shoots whyme in the back of the head. He then knocks Sejuk on the back of the head.
Sejuk got amnesia, and asks Maniak, "What is my purpose here?".
Maniak, realizing what he has done, replies, "To destroy Destroyer E and Dash_Merc.".
Sejuk then immediately starts attacking DE and Dash_Merc.
Maniak gets Mazca a lemonade, and a recliner so the two of them can sit back and relax while the others proceed to kill each other. 
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Maniak hacks like
crazy!
UR tries to impersonate Maniak to make more people hate him; however he couldn't find anybody who doesn't already want to kill Maniak. UR quickly tears off the disguise before a large crowd succeeds in killing him. UR leaves and listens to music.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
DE gives Sejuk the only cure he can get: A whack in the head with an oversized mallet. DE destroys the signs Maniak put up. DE than makes his foot grow to be half the size of the bar, and he kicks Maniak out with it.
DE and his foot get a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Posts an undestroyable sign in the bar saying "Hence forward there shall be no cloning of Maniak any longer. Anyone irnoring this rule may be karma slapped (hopefully)"
**
Remember? It can't be destroyed!
Maniak then gets a car crusher, and has it crush DE's giant foot.
Maniak then climbs up DE, and gets a nail, and sticks the point in his eye.
While DE is blinded, Maniak quickly boots up his computer, connects it to DE's head, and deletes his ability to become invisible, along with the memory of wanting to kill Maniak.
Mania c then pops in from the EVO universe, and beat up Dash_Merc.
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Maniak hacks like
crazy!
DE recharges and begins to torture Maniak. Then he hands Maniak over to the Army of DEs, where Maniak is killed. Then the DEs kill Mania c.
DE feels different, so he gets a cherry pepsi.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
Removes the sign from its place. Smashes it over MANIAK's head, making all the paint come off. He then puts the sign back and gives it never alter spray (can never be changed, at all).Takes all of Maniak's dumb guns and lasers and CRAMS THEM DOWN HIS THROAGHT! (SP!!!!)
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It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me
DeadBeat walks in and smacks everyone with a drunk and lonely emu.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
whyme pulls out a machete and kils every single bottle and can of soda in the bar in response to the idiotic telephone solicitation messages from a soda company.
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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
Kills whyme for killing soda.
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠscreen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me
