Jimbob walks into the n th boozerama bar he has participated in.
He decides to "warm up" by burning the joint down.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
DeadBeat arrests Chuckles for disturbing the chaos.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Chuckles hauls a mackerel out of his jacket and slaps Dead Beat with it.
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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)
Destroyer E is visable again and orders his first Root Beer in the new bar. Then the first milkshake. (From Tusky.)
DE arms all of his weapons and cloaks again...
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**Destroyer E is visable again and orders his first Root Beer in the new bar. Then the first milkshake. (From Tusky.)
DE arms all of his weapons and cloaks again...
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Jimbob shoots around the general area DE cloaked at. It takes a little while, but a few seconds later he hears a satisfactory "Thud" behind the couch.
Unfortunately, Jimbob is forced to cough up the credits for a new couch. He goes all out and buys a couch with a built in beer dispenser, and the cool pop-out tables for chips. He becomes the first to enjoy it. He also manages to pass out with dorito crumbs on his shirt.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Let us run through the flowers of red and gold,
and dance naked under a building of bricks!
whyme takes a swig of his drink, and becomes enraged. The poison makes him very, very mad. whyme whips out his latest edition Apple chainsaw. Custom fitted with jagged XP cd blades, its able to rip through anything, and leave deep gouges. whyme's theme song, "The Haiiwaiian Chainsaw Massicar" starts up from a large speaker that no one notices until now. He leaps at Chuckles for killing the sharks. "THOSE SHARKS WERE MY FRIENDS YOU SELF-CENTERED, ANTI-ENVIROMENT, PRO PULLOUTION, FISH FEED! YOU'LL PAY!!!!!" Chuckles backs off, pulling out his rapier. However, it is cut in half, quarters, and eights by the chainsaw. Chuckles is forced to retreat out of the building and run away. "NEVER COME BACK" is bellowed from inside. With the poison taking full effect, whyme collapses onto the floor, his chainsaw drills its way to china, never to be seen again.
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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Chuckles hears the thud of whyme hitting the floor and walks back in the bar. He walks over to whyme and gives him a large dose of psychotropic drugs. Whyme is suddenly both happy and docile. Picking up the broken pieces of his rapier, he mutters, "The bastard broke my second-best blade".
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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)
nOOb strolls in, arm recovering nicley from the acid spill. He sits down and watches without a care in the world. nOOb looks over, the sign is sitting next to him. A sign he has grown quite fond of.
nOOb yells out, "hey everybody, point and laugh at Chuckles"
Everyone stares at nOOb
nOOb says, "no seriously, his name is chuckles, thats funny, you must laugh!"
The bar is quiet. An evil atmoshpere has set in the bar, even the bartender shackes his head in shame.
nOOb has officially made the worst joke ever, what will happen next?
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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein
emainac takes over the new coolio couch snacking and fraging the occational bar patron.
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whyme is somewhat broken out of his blissful state by nOObs joke.
"that wasn't funny, uh ha uga ha he"
whyme rolls around the room rolling into people and spilling drinks. He accidently cuts himself on one of the the peices of cut rapier lying around.
"OOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE my finger!! WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA" sharks come from all around, miles and miles.
"my friends! he ha heh" whyme rolls around happily with the sharks. They nibble off little bits of his fingers and toes to show their hapiness to see him. "that tickles! stop it!" the sharks take over the couch from emainiac, and use the built-in flooding device to make it more their home.
"Yay, new shark pit! he ha"
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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Frags sharks. Retakes couch.
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Chuckles gives n00b a chocolate chip cookie.
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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)
UR slaps whyme with a dead fish that was lying on the floor. "that's better" UR sits down on one of the couches eating food. mmmm....food. 
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
whoooo....... slap whoo....
/me regains some thought.
you might not want to sit on couch, emainiac doesn't like to share...
whyme stuffs dead fish in Chuckles shoes.
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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Who said there was only one couch? If we have a buncha tvs, then there has to be a buncha couches, right? So I am sitting on a couch, eating food. 
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
Kills everyone who isn't drinking a s######.Which is everyone minus whyme.
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Unfortunately emaniacs "kill" command cannot be executed without root permissions. Chuckles' tenure as root has conveniently saved numerous lives. He then deactivates root, denying further attempts.
At some point during this, he notices that he has his mackerel in his shoe. He removes it, and puts it in a biohazardous waste container destined to be shipped to the moon, as old fish funk, plus old foot funk would be enough to render most of the bar inhabitants unconcious.
(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-14-2003).)
emainiac frags Chuckles for using computer programming talk in the BB.
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It needs more girls!
