Tuskawillamac mixes a magical potion consisting of chocolate sauce, a squished tomato, a pumpkiln pie, frozen crap and pink-purple ink. He puts it within 40 ft. of Cade and he turns into a regular live person... for the beating. Trogdor is thrown into the phosphiric acid dunker and T-mac shoots Cade and Jim Jim JimmyBobI ment by Swizerland being Neutral and all. Cade almost never fights people.
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The phosphuric acid doesnt affect Trogdor at all, so Trogdor gets a 2 liter bottle of cherry coke and launches it out of the soda bottle launcher he made and it hits tmac and tmac flys into a big wall of soda bottles and half of his head is blown off.
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Originally posted by Trogdor:
**The phosphuric acid doesnt affect Trogdor at all, so Trogdor gets a 2 liter bottle of cherry coke and launches it out of the soda bottle launcher he made and it hits tmac and tmac flys into a big wall of soda bottles and half of his head is blown off.
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You didn't mention how you got it from me did you?
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RC crashes one of his Rebel Cruisers full of forklifts into the bar killing every one. Then sets up a regeneration booth.
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**This bar definitely has an acid pit, my friend. Welcome, by the way.
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Woohoo!
Dragoon dips an acid-proof bucket into the pit and waits for someone to anger him.
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**Woohoo!
Dragoon dips an acid-proof bucket into the pit and waits for someone to anger him.
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Tuskawillamac angers Dragoon then throws orenintal fish sticks at him. While dodging repeated attemps to bubble his skin off. Tuskawillamac rapes Jimbob up a little
Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Unreal sets up a sign that says: "Soda War! We need a Soda War!." Unreal then cuts a hole in his stolen bottle wall and shoves a pipe through it. He connects it to the main DP Tanks. He sheilds the pipe and nails mac in the head with 500 pounds of DP.
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Well just before that Tuskawillamac gets a huge extense of armour:
Tuskawillamac shoots UC with his Asparagus-Powered ray gun and his soda can shooter. And his tommee gun with his 3rd hand
Tuskawillamac has a body guard now:
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**Trogdor digs a hole and sits there drinking sodas for ammunition.
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Tuskawillamac orders is mach. gun robot to destroy Trogdor and tells his Angler Robots(pg. 12 I think) to take all the cans(in case you previously didn't know I have a huge artillery body guarding me and protecting my milkshake stand and barber shop)
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Dragoon puts on a life jacket and jumps out the airlock. He then regenerates, naked, behind the bar and asks UC to give him his underwear.
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**Dragoon puts on a life jacket and jumps out the airlock. He then regenerates, naked, behind the bar and asks UC to give him his underwear.
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Tuskawillamac burns all Dragoon's clothes after taking thousands of digital pictures of him after T-mac burned the bar too.
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UR fills a bulk freighter with with lemon coke (nasty stuff) a smashes it directly onto RC for being gone so long. The freighter explodes and covers everyone in nasty lemon coke. 
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**UR fills a bulk freighter with with lemon coke (nasty stuff) a smashes it directly onto RC for being gone so long. The freighter explodes and covers everyone in nasty lemon coke.:p
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Tuskawillamac hides behind his shield and fills a supertanker with diet coke...with a lemon TWIIIst(nasty stuff)and crashes it into UR for crashing a freighter into RC
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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**He puts it within 40 ft. of Cade and he turns into a regular live person... for the beating. and T-mac shoots Cade and Jimbob. I ment by Swizerland being Neutral and all. Cade almost never fights people.
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Cade cleans up the mess it has caused. He puts the ink, poop, and squished tomato away, but eats as much of pumpkin pie and chocolate sauce as possible by smacking his lips around the mouth. Then he throws the ink, poop, and squished tomato on tusky. Then he shoots tusky back... with a really large pistol. Then he turns to a special version of a ghost that cant be turned to a human without he himself wanting it. Then he stars haunting tusky even worse. He makes ghastly noises and uses a chain to scare him even more. I dont fight people because Cresent threw me to the acid pit too often. I got tired of it, so I started doing pranks on her instead. Wounding, but no deaths. Or practical jokes. But it seems the climate has changed... people shoot each other instead of throwing each other to the acid pit. So probanly I can join more fights... if I can manage more than a prank and one fight each time. Its fine as it is now, but I guess I could manage fighting with one more other person. No more.
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" Here." Unreal says as he hands the underwear to dragoon. He watches macs blast hit his soda can wall that he hijacked from jim bob. He shoots mac with Nitrus-Soda cans. Soon mac is a smokeing crater. Unreal fills a soda can with salt and shoots it at macs bodygaurd snail. The snail starts shriveling untill he is the size of a pin head. Unreal puts his personal sheild. The sheild will warp anything that tutches (i cant spell it right) it to the Sol System.
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**Then he throws the ink, poop, and squished tomato on tusky. Then he shoots tusky back... with a really large pistol. Then he turns to a special version of a ghost that cant be turned to a human without he himself wanting it. Then he stars haunting tusky even worse. He makes ghastly noises and uses a chain to scare him even more.
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Tuskawillamac hides behind his mighty sheild!!!!
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**Then he stars haunting tusky even worse. He makes ghastly noises and uses a chain to scare him even more.
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But what Cade doesn't know is that he's haunting a dummy of Tuskawillamac, Tuskawillamac wraps the chain around his neck sticks a napalm granade in Cade then throws him in the phosphiric acid dunking tank. T-mac knows it has no effect but it's fun. He does it again and again until he runs out of napalm granades. But he will get a new shipment tomarrow
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Originally posted by Plexrom:
**When Tuskawillamacs grenades arive Plexrom steals them. Then he morphs them into coconuts, and give one to everyone.
BOOM!!
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Tuskawillamac luckly, is so mischivious he throws one at Plexrom before it explodes (not knowing it's a granade).
BOOM.
One of the flames just kiss a terrifingly shortfuse hooked up to a generater on Jim Jim Jimmy Bob's back (Jimbob)
Shocking!
Tuskawillamac puts on his protective sunglasses from the top of the page.
Everybody-else's eyeballs melt out and T-mac replaces Jimbob's eyeballs with his prank ones.
T-MAC pours buys a caltrop gun and drops and shoots caltrops everywhere. In case you're wondering what caltrops are, here's a picture
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Hey mac, can you describe the armor and things instead of posting elevendy bajillion picutres and frying dialups? 
Jimbob jumps and and strifes with his soda ice cube launcher. He puts holes in Mac and UR, then dives under the ruins of Rebel council's ship. He taps the fuel tank, fuel of Dr. Pepper. Attaching a nifty hose, he douses Plexrom and Trogdor in the greasy mess, and laughs maniacally as he runs over with a blowtorch and fries the **** out of them. James Bond moves get him over the counter, where he tortures Cade's ghost with food.
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