Sorry Cade I din't relize you were born in Swizterland 
Trogdor is sexualy assalted then calls the LAPD who team up and do the same
Tuskawillamac gets a new robot to work at his shop
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UR sits drinking his whiskey waiting for somebody to do something. After he's been sitting for a few hours he throws his empty bottle a tmac to get something to happen in the dead silent bar.
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The bottle shatters on tmac, but he still just stands by his robot.
"Where is everybody?" UR punches the closest bar member to try to start a fight.
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**The bottle shatters on tmac, but he still just stands by his robot.
"Where is everybody?" UR punches the closest bar member to try to start a fight.
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UR just happened to punch T-mac...and granades, rockets, patriot missles, hellfires, lasers, flares, and machine gun fire erupts. Trogdor flies back into the acid pit from constant explosions. Aqua gets turned into a donut by Cresent trying to hit Tuskawillamac. And Jimbob is lured to a BMX bike with roman candles strapped to it He goes flying into the air and his head is severed by a Binnford 6100 high-powered fan. Plexrom runs as fast as he can into a sliding glass door with a cheese milkshake on the otherside.
T-mac throws a deep frier full of hot oil at UR for the bottle thing
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T-mac continues to offer a cheese milkshake at Trogdor.
Tuskawillamac takes an eye for practical jokes on Jimbob.
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I've been gone.
Jimbob glues glass bottles together. He then places three layers 2 liter bottles with cans inside in front of them, welding it together. He makes it a wall about 6 feet high and 7 feet wide. Putting carbon monoxide smoke bombs in bottles of Pepsi, he lights a 5 and slides them towards UR. Casually slipping on a gas mask, Jimbob continues to down sodas in single gulps for ammunition.
OOC: Yeah, drinking with a mask on takes skillzzzzz. 
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Unreal starts drinking sodas. After he has a few thousand he puts nitrus in everyone. He sticks one down the pants of mac and lights the short fuse. when the soda can blows mac flys into Jimbobs bottle wall. The wall stops him and mac flops to the floor. The blast doesnt kill him, but he has a gapeing hole in his back. Unreal sticks the rest of the cans in a explosion/bullet/anything proof safe. He then starts manufactureing a soda can launcher.
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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Oh and anyway Trogdor I bet I know you
Cade drive's his car right through a brickwall
Then Jimbob goes crazy driving and well you know
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Sorry T-Mac, I thought you were referring to Tracy McGrady in, because thats what you usually do in class.
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Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
**Unreal starts drinking sodas. After he has a few thousand he puts nitrus in everyone. He sticks one down the pants of mac and lights the short fuse. when the soda can blows mac flys into Jimbobs bottle wall. The wall stops him and mac flops to the floor. The blast doesnt kill him, but he has a gapeing hole in his back. Unreal sticks the rest of the cans in a explosion/bullet/anything proof safe. He then starts manufactureing a soda can launcher.
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Luckely Tuskawillamac isn't wearing pants so the nitrus falls to the floor into the hole and
explodes in the skylight. Tuskawillamac hyjacks the safe The ENd
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:rolleyes: T-mac is Tracy McGrady, tuskawillamac is mac, or tusky. and Cresent does NOT turn Aqua into a donut. Thank you for listening.
Cresent fills several large water guns with Vanilla Coke and joins the soda war. But not before slipping a plastic dog crap into the bottom of Cade's drink.
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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
RC walks into the bar, past the crowds of drunks to get to the bar and order himself a NesTea bottle. As he does this he realizes that many things have changed and he can recognize very few of the patrons that once were...
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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."
After drinking 1,000,000 sodas, Trogdor builds a soda bottle machine gun and a big wall of soda bottles around him and repetitively fires at tmac and jimbob.
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Dragoon walks into the bar, orders a drink, burninates Trogdor, downs his liquor, increases his post count, and walks out.
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Unreal re takes his safe back, puts it behind Jimbobs wall, and sticks his cannon out the hole. He pushes a button on the gun and everywhere around him in a 6 foot radius gets sheilded. Unreal takes aim at Tmac and fires. The can flys through the sheild and hits the bar. "Damnit! Barrels off." Unreal fixes the barrel and fires at Tmac once more. The can plants its self in Tmacs belly and blows up.
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But not before slipping a plastic dog crap into the bottom of Cade's drink.
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Cade notices the plastic dog crap and takes it away before drinking it. Then he inserts a plastic horse poop in Cresents drink.
UR: Cade wakes up (I assume senseless means unconscious, not dead?), and kills everyone that attacks him. He then goes to crush the headquarters of the ghostbusters. After the headquarters are a pile of rubble, he kills all ghostbusters. First the ones that attacked him, then the rest. Then he turns to a ghost again and starts haunting Jimbob too, even worse than tusky.
Tusky: Wha? I born in Switzerland? That was so strange I dont even know why you made that joke. If it did be related my posts here in some way, it would be much easier to understand. Anyway, Switzerland is one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. Famous for their chocolate and long-lasting clocks. I wouldnt mind being born there at all.
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Dragoon walks in again and asks if this bar has an acid pit.
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**After drinking 1,000,000 sodas, Trogdor builds a soda bottle machine gun and a big wall of soda bottles around him and repetitively fires at tmac and jimbob.
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Unfortunately for the dragon, it doesn't have much affect on his wall. Jimbob retaliates with a severly shaken up can of Pepsi, which explodes in Trogdor's lap. The Aluminum shards leave some strange gashes.
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**Dragoon walks in again and asks if this bar has an acid pit.
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This bar definitely has an acid pit, my friend. Welcome, by the way.
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**Dragoon walks in again and asks if this bar has an acid pit.
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Well I dilluted it. So it doesn't kill it just bubbles you skin off
Has anyone noticed that there are 13 locked topics on the EV weboard, that's insane!!
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