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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob climbs up the cliff, but a rock falls on his arm, forcing him to cut it off and continue climbing. Jimbob finally reaches the top, and says "Read Penny Arcade..." He then falls back down the cliff.
**
UR bungee jumps off the cliff yelling "Read (url="http://"http://NuklearPower.com")NuklearPower(/url)"
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat cuts UR's bungee cord and watches as he gets impaled on a rock in the lemon/salt landfill.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat cuts UR's bungee cord and watches as he gets impaled on a rock in the lemon/salt landfill.
**
UR comes out of the regenerator thingee and shoves the bungee cord down DeadBeats throat. 
This place needs excitement. "Drinks to go around on me!" UR steps out of the way to avoid the mob that would be rushing by in a few seconds. <cricket chirping>
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
As the super-carbonated kamikazee japenese square watermelon flies through the bar and hits Jimbob square in the face ( 
He he get it SQUARE in the face). Shaquille O'Neal drops down out of nowhere, right in front of Jimbob, and screams "Don't fake the funk on a nasy dunk!" and slams a basketball into his nuts.
Raging, mad insane monkeys of furry jump in from the 11.334139023 planet in the solar system. They destroy Frodo and Jimbob and squirt heavy water (Radioactive) out of their eyes.
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Luke returns, buys a Saalian Brandy, drinks it, and walks out.
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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
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Shek shakes his head ruefully. "Alright then, UR. I'll have one of them Deutsch import beers."
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
ĀJ. R. R. Tolkien
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Tuskawillamac orders a pizza from the imac store in the bar
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke returns, buys a Saalian Brandy, drinks it, and walks out.
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Stealthy... 
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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Tuskawillamac orders a pizza from the imac store in the bar
**
Jimbob serves the pizza to Mac. Suddenly, a man falls from the skylight, screaming "There's a bomb in the lasagne!!!!" He lands on Mac's pizza.
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The man was a robber (cause why else would he fall from the skylight?) so he blew Jimbob away with his Schimidt Machine Pistol and then with with his Para (shoots 800 rpm). Tuskawillamac summons the monkeys to take him down!! He flies back preety good
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Mac serves a lasagne!!!! to Jimbob. Suddenly, a man falls from the skylight, screaming "There's a bomb in the lasagne!!!!" He lands on Mac's pizza.
Did I forgot sumthin... uuuuh o'yeah the lasange!!!!!! explodes in Jimbobs pants while he was eating... for some reason inside his pants is where he eats it from.
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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**"How many people need to throw me in the damn acid pit!" Destroyer E regenerates. E puts on a cowboy hat turns to Cade, Cresent, and Frodo. "I reckon ther ain't nough room round heer fer ther four of us." E takes out two uzis and shoots the three until they fall into the pit. "I've always wanted to do that."
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Everyone, because you need to be punished for attacking us. Were tired of your spamming too. You make so many posts with your companion Destroyer D that its spam, even in Boozerama. We really dont need 3-6 posts in a row from two persons. Cade regenerates. He throws E in the acid pit again. Then he helps Cresent and Frodo out of the pit.
Destroyer 
. I have been a horse all the time. Didnt you know that? So you cant turn me to what I already am. Cade jumps out of the pit before he has managed to burn any amount. Then he kicks D to prove he indeed has been a horse all the time. He dies from the sharp kick of the hooves. He flies some 200 meters, and lands near the acid pit. Then Cade showes the body there.
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I am eager to try to ansver mission questions
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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**We really dont need 3-6 posts in a row from two persons.
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I agree.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 06-30-2003).)
I don't know the guy, really... :p.
Oh goodness, I had to... I just had to... 
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**I don't know the guy, really...:p.
Oh goodness, I had to... I just had to...
**
... order a lasagne!!!!
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Triple Q gets hit by a super-carbinated kamikazeeeeeee watermelon from Japan and gets eaten alive by Jimbob.
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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
Triple Q gets hit by a super-carbinated kamikazeeeeeee watermelon from Japan and gets eaten alive by Jimbob...
Tuskawillamac says:
Oh by the way
Here. Have a chocolate milkshake:
Yummy.
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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 07-01-2003).)
