AJ downs another beer, pausing half-way through to let deadbeat know that it's probably a good business opportunity while the chamber is at the bottom of the acid pit. You want to talk about torture? Think how they feel with the Acid slowly eating through the chamber walls; the only protection they have is being eaten away. The only thing that's worse than a bath in the acid pit is death by acid slowly dripping through the holes it's made in your already painful torture chamber. AJ Grabs a lawnchair, a margarita with a little umbrella, and a sombrero, pays Deadbeat, and settles down next to the pit after applying copious ammounts of his special anti-acid sunblock.

-AJ

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

"The torture chamber is actually indestructible. But since I like your idea of the acid slowly eating them away, I'll weaken the force field a little bit" Frodo says.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Shek shakes his head. "Don't put on sunblock! You're going to go to the doctor one day and he'll be all:
"Your...you...your chart here...you're cholesterol's out of control...what've you been doing?"

And you'll reply: "Well I've been eating really well and I've been exercising..."

"Yeah, have you been using sunblock?!"

"Well yeah..."

"Well you shouldn't trust that stuff! What're you doing?! You could have had all the sausage you wanted! Uh huh!"

If anyone here knows where that skit comes form...you deserve a medal.

Hint: that means speak up if you know.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
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Cresent laughs and shakes her head. She decides she can find something better to occupy her time than watch the Destroyers slowly corrode, satisfying as it may be. She starts looking for that something.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Jimbob kicks everyone in the face with soccer cleets.

He then apologizes, and siphons a police ships gas to see what would happen if he threw it in the acid pit.

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Shek grimaced as the cleats dug through his skin and blood ran down his face, but he decided to use the moment to buy another drink. Perhaps it would help him put some of that pain behind him.

"Barkeep! Could I have some of that there sacramental wine?"

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Destroyer E self-distructs his vest while he is wearing it. There is nothing left of him. Destroyer E walks into the bar and takes out a card. He slides it through a card slot that just appeared and D is let free. E takes Frodo and throws him into the chamber. The Destroyers each add 8976876 codes to lock up the chamber with Frodo in it. "I got to do what I got to do. Thank God there was a recharging center in my ship. Faux cowboys I prefer joke cowboys."

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

(This message has been edited by Destroyer E (edited 06-26-2003).)

D recharges and unlocks the chamber. E keeps Frodo from coming out. D throws everyone watching them into the chamber. "no comment"

Destroyer E relocks the chamber. "D stop being so clumbsy." The Destroyers order root beers and watch everyone in the chamber.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

You guys are all stupid computer nerds exception to Destroyer E and Desrtoyer D

Destroyer E's name is Joe

"D that was mean and insulting! Sure these guys want to chop off our necks, but insulting is bad. By the way you spelled Destroyer wrong you moron." Shut up Ryan.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

(This message has been edited by Destroyer E (edited 06-26-2003).)

Destroyer E is mean

Cresent gets a huge headache from the constant D - E posts. But since she wasn't in the capsule (read previous post - I wasn't watching you guys) she gets an idea. She pulls a deck of cards out of nowhere and walks up to the capsule. Looking through the deck, she pulls out the ace of spades and sticks it in the card slot. The capsule opens, and everybody falls out.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

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Originally posted by Destroyer
Destroyer E is mean

You realize your comments about each other are parody? Destroyer E calls you moron, and your futile defense is that he is mean. I hope I wasnt too harsh, but it was funny how you accuse each other. And yes, you do too many posts. Doubleposts are bad enough, and you make six posts in a row. Please, use the Edit function if you want to add something. It helps reduce clutter and eases responding for other if dont constantly post. Notice how no others do it?

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I am eager to try to ansver mission questions

Shek chuckles, and he doesn't know why. He just felt like laughing, so he did. That was all. When he felt like laughing, he laughed. Yes, that is all.

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Jimbob gets Brian Urlacher to tackle Destroyer D so hard that his head pops off. He then stupidly walks into the acid pit. Jimbob looks around confused for a few seconds, and goes and orders a sprite.

As the super-carbonated goodness trickled down, A Kamikazee watermelon flys through the bar and hits Solel square in the face. Shaquille O'Neal drops down out of nowhere, right in front of Solel, and screams "Don't fake the funk on a nasy dunk!" and slams a basketball into his nuts.

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Shek cringes from the pain, and then laughs some more, saying thickly, "I don't get it."

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**Shek cringes from the pain, and then laughs some more, saying thickly, "I don't get it."

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Brian Urlacher lead the NFL in tackles.

Shaq never fakes the funk on a nasty dunk.

"So, Shek... uh... you got pie?"

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Oh, I knew about the kamikaze watermelon.

"Pie? Why sure! Here!" Shek tosses Jimbob a pie, saying as he does so: "Let's check your reflexes!"

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