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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Ugh. I can't believe this. I leave on a short break for just a few weeks and when I come back a hefty six pages has been added to the Boozaramma, the Boozarammas been closed, a sequels been opened, and the original NEs been added to the archive! On top of that, there are so many freaking ants in my house!

Whatever.
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Here. Have a chocolate milkshake:

Yummy.

Jimbob sits on the couch and starts watching Sportcenter.

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(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide(/url) (Not my site) (url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
Got a question? (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro&default;=6")Search(/url) first.

Cade rejoices the opening of a new Boozerama Bar and starts to post more spam like everyone else. Suddenly a Krypt Pod docks. As it sees the founder of the bar, DeadBeat is Vell-os, it starts attacking DeadBeat. With it devastive Nanites, DeadBeat is quickly dead. Then the Krypt patrols over the body of DeadBeat to make sure he doesnt regenerate like people in so many bars before. Even if he does, he will die again. To make sure the chaos is complete, a Wraith Adult docks and starts attacking Luke, the founder of the previous bar because he is Polaris. Luke has quite a bit of trouble before the Wraith is dead.

Lets see what DeadBeat responds to this... it was so fun writing this!

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I am eager to try to ansver mission questions

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-11-2003).)

Cresent takes Jimbob's chocolate milkshake and chugs it down. Then she gets major chocolate cravings and orders four more .

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent takes Jimbob's chocolate milkshake and chugs it down. Then she gets major chocolate cravings and orders four more .

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Jimbob sees oppourtunity and begins selling milkshakes to everyone in the bar. Stake & Shake quivers with fear at their new competitor.

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(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide(/url) (Not my site) (url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
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Cresent drags a chair over to Jimbob's booth and sits there, drinking milkshake after milkshake.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Jimbob makes a large amount of credits off of Cresent, so he uses it to add some new flavors.

He slits Plexroms throat and collects the blood, having nothing to do with the above sentence.

He adds cherry milkshake to the menu.

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(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide(/url) (Not my site) (url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)
Got a question? (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro&default;=6")Search(/url) first.

Frodo blows up the Krypt and saves Deadbeat.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Cresent makes a face at the cherry milkshake and orders more chocolate. She asks Jimbob if he'll start giving her discounts for buying so many milkshakes already.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Garett takes a leak on the bar counter.

....artistic license, I wanted to so piss off;)

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The new age of peace and prosperity was a failure.
The discovery of faster-than-light travel brought us untold riches...
And untold dangers.

Ace explains to G@rett that the bar is impervious to all liquids, as it is covered in BanderFrog hide. Seeing as how Cresent is consuming mass quantities of milkshakes, he decides he wants some, too.

~Ace

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"There is simply nothing in life more worth doing than kicking ass for money." - J. S. Jordan, Mercenaries Guild

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"There is simply nothing in life more worth doing than kicking ass for money." - J. S. Jordan, Mercenaries Guild

(This message has been edited by CaptAceHarddrive (edited 05-12-2003).)

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Please ignore previous post.

"There is simply nothing in life more worth doing than kicking ass for money." - J. S. Jordan, Mercenaries Guild

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Plexrom decides to be a good fellow and clean up Garet's... mess. He then smothers the napkins in Jimbob's face. he orders a cold PEPSI, and gulfs it down.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Tsk. Triple post, Ace?

Jimbob puts deoderizer all over the bar to get rid of essence of Garrett.

Hey, guys: What's you favorite band? And you have to pick one. Mine: Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Sorry for the TP, y'all. The last two were supposed to go to the "Mr. Blarg Challenge" topic. Ooops!
As for fav. band: Cherry Poppin' Daddies!

~Ace

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"There is simply nothing in life more worth doing than kicking ass for money." - J. S. Jordan, Mercenaries Guild

Cresent get tired of milkshakes and wanders aimlessly around the bar, lacking anything to do.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Trugati walks into the bar and immediately knocks Desperado into the acid pit where he screams Desperately before dissolving in the acid.

Then she watches Frodo from a corner and waits for him to drop something, preferably a shiny, gold ring.

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The great space parrot is a biped

Frodo looks around, sensing that something somewhere is watching him. He looks around a sees a tall black figure in a dark corner. Frodo wonders who he is and what he wants with Frodo.

Favorite group: probably Linkin Park

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

The dark person turns out to be Plexrom. Then everyone else jumps out and suprises Frodo. It is your birthday. Yeah!!! Then plexrom throws Frodo into the acid pit.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Cresent takes to carrying around a bow and a quiver full of arrows.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.