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Originally posted by Cresent:
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Cresent refuses to play nude volleyball, and buys some sunglasses with the lenses painted with black paint.

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Stifly Stifferson. I have an absolutely awesome body, anyway.

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Alas, Cade does not know that Trugati is skilled at trouncing mustangs.

Trugati grabs Cade and shoves her(meh) into a sack again, this time dumping her into the acid pit right away and sealing the top.

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pp blows up.

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Alas, Cade does not know that Trugati is skilled at trouncing mustangs.

Trugati grabs Cade and shoves her(meh) into a sack again, this time dumping her into the acid pit right away and sealing the top.

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You are not strong enough! Havent you read the stories of the people in Wild West when they try to tame wild horses? Thye will escape and they will never get them. Even if they manage to catch the horse, it will kick and bite, severely hurting the people that tried. It would be more interesting if you tried to do the same thing Wild West people actually did, taming, instead of putting me to a acid pit. Oh, and Im not her, but him. There! I got my revenge! You mock me having a typo in my sig, I mock you for completely mistaking my gender!

Cade immediately kicks the lock with his front hooves, breaking it and putting it to the floor. Then he jumps out of the pit before much has happened, and jumps to the floor. Then he destroys the seal to so small pieces it is unusable. It is blown to atoms, the smallest form existing. Then Cade runs after Trugati and finds. With mad rage, and the terrible power of the front hooves that are usually use only against wild animals (like cougars), he kicks and kills Trugati once again, this time very fast. Then he takes the battered body with him and puts it to the edge of the bar, where outside can be seen the vacuum of the space. His fate is in his own hands. Will he change his tactic to taming and riding or will he fall out of the window to the vacuum of space, finally dead?

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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-21-2003).)

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
Oh, and Im not her, but him. There! I got my revenge! You mock me having a typo in my sig, I mock you for completely mistaking my gender!

I think that you do not get the reason Trugati called you a she. The reason is that you call Trugati a he when she is actually a she.

Frodo throws Cade into the acid pit for not understanding that Trugati is a she.

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This is great! Cade gets beat up, and JimBob wants to play nude volleyball and no ones joins him. I should have come hear a while ago. Destroyer D makes a target appear and Destroyers D and E start shooting their neutronic weapons at it. Then another target appears on Cades butt.

Zax grabs the Calvinball and runs down the feild.

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Jimbob tells Terry Tate to go tackle Zax, and his head pops off, and the rest of his body his crushed. Jimbob picks the ball up and spikes the ball into Cade's face. It jumps back to him. He then kicks it at Destroyer E, and it drills him in the chest.

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**I think that you do not get the reason Trugati called you a she. The reason is that you call Trugati a he when she is actually a she.
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Cresent kicks Frodo in the head and throws him in the acid pit repeatedly for giving away the secret of the donut curse. She keeps her sunglasses on the whole time.

Oh, by the way, Cade turns into a donut again.

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DeadBeat builds a "Ho Train" and sells tickets to little kids and middle aged men.

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Jimbob volunteers to be the Conductor of the Ho Train.

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Trugati enrolls Cade in a horseracing training program and goes back to the bar where she sticks wickets in the floor for a REAL Calvinball game.

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati enrolls Cade in a horseracing training program

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/me sees all the nonsense. Too much nonsense! You cant all attack me at the same time. I must finish a brawl with someone before I can go to the next. Cade thanks Trugati. But he must get revenge on all that have wronged him before he can start the horseracing training program. Destroyer D is first on the list. In a wild gallop, Cade approaches him. Then he kicks the gun out Ds hand. Cade crushes the gun to the point of being unsalvageable quick. Then he kicks D and he dies, flying some 200 meters. Mad from the pain caused by a nail appearing on his head, Cade takes the ball from Destroyer and spikes the ball on Jimbobs head. For extra measure, he bites Jimbob hard, causing him a broken arm and leg. Cresent, you just revealed that it was the secret by saying that it was the secret for the donut curse. So you cant turn me to a donut anymore. Seriously, I didnt know you were female and apologize. I will remember it. :redface: Do you remove the curse if I remember to call you she and her? It is just difficult knowing gender on the Internet, so I assume maleness until said otherwise. Cade returns and can now be trained to be a racehorse after neutralizing E and Jimbob.

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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-22-2003).)

Destroyer D comes back to life takes out 2 nuetronic machine guns and completly destroys Cade. "Ahh, I needed that." Destroyer D also arms a self shield for protection against Cade.

"This is too wierd, I am leaving for now. D, take my guns, you'll need them and I will buy new ones. Bye Everyone!" Destroyer E leaves.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
Cresent kicks Frodo in the head and throws him in the acid pit repeatedly for giving away the secret of the donut curse.

Frodo throws Cresent into the acid pit for being so mean to someone who corrected someone about someone's gender (it's fun to say someone :D).

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Zax regenerates and decides to strut his funky stuff

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Do you remove the curse if I remember to call you she and her?
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Alright, I will explain the donut curse in full(again). If you call Trugati or I any masculine pronoun(he, his, him, etc.) you will turn into a donut. In other words, the curse isn't removed, but if you do remember were are female, you don't have to worry about it.

LONG LIVE THE DONUT CURSE!!

Cresent puts Frodo in a giant toaster and turns it on.

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DeadBeat attaches a big Female Symbol to Trugati and Cresent. Afterwards he eats a chicken fetus with some cheese for breakfast.

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