Jimbob travels for three weeks to Europe. In one hour (3 PM), he wont be here any more to post. He will be back 28 th. More details in the B&B; thread I see you already posted in, Cresent ;). So the milkshake wars are over for a long time. Unless the Internet cafes Jimbob finds allows him to use the net a longer time, like 2 hours. And except that you already have grudges with tusky, introduced by himself. So it wont be complete peace. Do you know where Destroyers E and D are? They were annoying, but I got used to fighting them. Couldnt you bring them back so I can drop them in the acid pit for a few more times? If not, well its good anyway because it leaves me more times for pranks on you.

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**Cresent's walks right past all tusky's guards, puts a few fireworks in his mouth, lights them, watches tusky fly backwards and explode into different colors, and walks away past the guards while they stare at the firework display.

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Tuskawillamac regenerates while his laser cannons and his other machine gun robot thing turns her to swiss cheese for tuskawillamac's milkshakes

Bah.Tuskawillamac has got some more guys from Cstrike too.

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Shek waves his hands in the air like he just doesn't care, and then retrieves his glaive and resumes his killing spree. Except this time, the glaive throws lightning around as it sails towards its targets.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
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Originally posted by Solel:
**Shek waves his hands in the air like he just doesn't care, and then retrieves his glaive and resumes his killing spree. Except this time, the glaive throws lightning around as it sails towards its targets.

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Shek throws his glaive at a target by mistake and goes looking for it again.

...Meanwhile:
Tuskawillamac walks over to a wall and starts to order some of his guards to destroy it. Plexrom hears him mutter something like "that wall is prime pure evil, I can't belive it insulted me like that, it'll pay!!" Moo hoo hah hah haaahhhh!

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Tuskawillamac orders a drink. He runs out of the bar naked and yells at the cops drink in hand, "Happy Birthday, I'd like a cheeseburger and fries!!" Tuskawillamac hijacks a Grizzly Battle Tank and drives back into the bar. He then lays back in his plastic barbie chair and listens to the screams of onlookers.

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Cresent begins to go insane from all the pictures being put on this topic all of a sudden. (OOC: I think it is getting to be too much) To vent her sanity she helps Shek find his glaive and starts plotting pranks to play on Cade and evil things to do to tusky.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Tuskawillamac has his hy-jacked Grizzly Battle Tank gard his booth.

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Shek is grateful for Cresent's help, and soon finds his glaive. He turns towards her and says, "Thanks for that. I, however, think the images make this all the more interesting."

Shek sheathes his lightning-glaive and then retrieves his Merkava battle tank to counter Tusk's Grizzly and maintain the balance of power in the bar.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Do you know where Destroyers E and D are? They were annoying, but I got used to fighting them. Couldnt you bring them back so I can drop them in the acid pit for a few more times? If not, well its good anyway because it leaves me more times for pranks on you.

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Cade missed me!!!!!!!!! I'm back, but I have not seen D for a week or two. Wow! What a war! Destroyer E takes out an SSM Launcher and starts to fire at random.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

Frodo wakes up from his long sleep to find that a huge milkshake war has started. He goes crazy from all the pictures being posted and jumps into the acid pit. After he regenerates he sits down in a corner and watches the bar patrons fight.

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to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Destroyer E arms another SSM Launcher and fires them both.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

SuperNova announces that he will leave the bar until everyone stops posting annoying pictures.
Goodbye bar, probably forever.

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Originally posted by Solel:

Shek sheathes his lightning-glaive and then retrieves his Merkava battle tank to counter Tusk's Grizzly and maintain the balance of power in the bar.

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Tuskawillamac retrieves his Apache:

to keep the balace of power in the bar uneven.

Wu wu wu wu wait,!!

I have Icemen, strongmen, 3 laser cannons, a machine gun robot thing, a Grizzly Battle Tank, an Otto, dumb bartending robot, Monocerapter, an assult rifle from "Unreal", Two counter strike guys, and a heat vission seeing flamethrower guy!!
Not to mention my new Apache!!

In conclustion...

HOW THE HECK CAN ONE TANK BALANCE POWER IN THE BAR IF I HAVE 1,000,000,000 TIMES MORE??!!?!?!

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Shek shakes his head. "Don't you know the kill ratios the Israeli military normally dishes out? I guess not. You want an answer to your question? Here."

God comes down and wipes out all the war matérial that's in the bar. "No more war." And, in a moment of awe, all of the bar patrons shielded their eyes as God brought down holy fire on the weapons of war and incinerated it all in an explosion of divine light.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
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God comes down again and says "Oooops I messed up, this is not the Booze the ma bar." God puts back all the war matérial that's in the bar. "Have more war,! I've been observing, It's very funny in fact" And, in a moment of awe, all of the bar patrons put goggles on their eyes as God brought down holy water on the weapons of war and cleaned them, all in an explosion of divine light.

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Tuskawillamac juggles a few Hellfires obliviously

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Cresent quits drinking milkshakes for a while and goes back to Vanilla Coke. She sits down on a stool to watch the war and attempt to get rid of her headache.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Shek goes to sleep because he finds the water rather lame.

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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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Destroyer E stops shooting the SSMs and sits down and has a rootbeer.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

While that idoit's sleeping Tuskawillamac throws a Hellfires at him

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