Frodo kills the pikachu because of his deep hatred of pokemon.
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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them
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Pikachu comes back to life, and KDC stomps on its head with a spiked combat boot.
A super-awesome pinball machine (that shoots various deadly things across the bar if you piss it off) appears out of nowhere. KDC shrugs and walks over to mess with it.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 05-30-2003).)
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Zax chucks a rock at the pinball machine, which promptly decapitates kraftdinnerclone with a battery of lasers.
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DeadBeat gives Jimbob's sister a car for her graduation. "Hope she likes volvos."
DeadBeat welcomes KDC to the topic. "Watch out for the acid pit it burns just look." He then pushes pp in the acid pit.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url) -
KDC regrows her own head. It actually looks a bit better than formerly, so hey - good deal.
She then thanks DeadBeat for the welcome and watches pp fall screaming into the acid pit. "Ah, so that's how that thing works..."
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 05-30-2003).)
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A man dressed in green and black robes enters the bar, a long glaive sticking out of its scabbard on his back. He had height neither tall nor short, but the perfect height and appearance for being inconspicuous.
He shuffles up to the bar. "Could ya make a wandering traveler a blinga blinga?"
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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Cresent immediately extends the donut curse to cover KDC as well; let that be a warning to you all! Then she considers whether or not to ask the man in green and black what a blinga blinga is, but changes her mind.
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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human. -
Unreal shoots him self in the head and comes back as a zombie who cant get killed. Everyone is is shock and awe as they see
comeing from the floor.------------------
-Unreal Centipede
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The man in black and green chuckles. "I think that slash should be the one that looks like this." He moves his hand through the air and a slash of what appears to be silvery flame materializes in the shape of a " / ". It quickly disappears.
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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UR tries blowing his head off and a better one growing back-no such luck, :frown:
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel -
Quote
Originally posted by Solel:
**A man dressed in green and black robes enters the bar, a long glaive sticking out of its scabbard on his back. He had height neither tall nor short, but the perfect height and appearance for being inconspicuous.He shuffles up to the bar. "Could ya make a wandering traveler a blinga blinga?"
**
No I couldn't, because I just killed the barman and drank the bar's supply of blinga blinga before throwing more rocks around the bar and passing out in a drunken stupor.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html") CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK (/url) (now featuring the beeble series)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html") no! forget about him, CLICK ME! (/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thanks.html") NO! forget those two, I have a wife and three kids for christ's sake, CLICK ON ME!!! (/url) -
Cade is is the prank mood. He sticks his front hoof in the way of Cresent so she trips and falls. She doesnt get wounded, but she gets several bruises. Cade laughs at the success of his practical joke.
KDC: I didnt know someone actually has been licked by a horse. I just made that up. What did it feel like? Was it bothersome? And you own two too! Thats nice, but why are they deadly? Are they wild-natured?
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Jimbob gives his sister a Volvo and thanks Deadbeat. He then welcomes KDC by blowing her to bits with a rocket launcher, and shoving the bits into the acid pit. He goes to tend a rather dusty Milkshake Stand. The local lemonade stand "Shakes" in fear.
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"Oh, very well. If you killed him and drank all the blinga blinga, then you deserve a prize." The man thinks for some time. "I have nothing to give you except the fact that my name is Shek Sunrunner."
He then walks around in a circle humming randomly.
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
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Cade soon finds out that he's not the only one good at pulling pranks when a clearly rigged bucket of water falls on his head, and he steps on a whoopie-cusion, causing the entire bar to stare disgustedly at him.
OOC:April Fools is my favorite day!
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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human. -
::Walks into the Bar::
::is overwhelmed by the new look, and the tons of people::
Hey there, EVERYONE!!! I'm back!
::is ignored::
wow...kinda funny...exactly 2003 posts on the original Boozerama...last time I was there, it was at page 43...now is at 51, and has 2003 posts...like the year! 2003! if this one lasts until 2006, (which I don't doubt that it will...) it should end with 2006 posts...heh...
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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" -
Quote
Originally posted by Cresent:
**
OOC:April Fools is my favorite day!**
Mine's My Birthday. Until I turn Fourty (According to my Mom). Then it's Christmas.
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Zax wakes up and wanders over to the lemonade stand to have a drink, and then goes polar riding with a couple of ducks.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html") CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK (/url) (now featuring the beeble series)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html") no! forget about him, CLICK ME! (/url)
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Jimbob throws Zax into the acid pit for patronizing his lowly competitor.
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Zax uses to ducks to pull himself out of the acid pit and then orders them to peck Jimbob to death
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html") CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK (/url) (now featuring the beeble series)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html") no! forget about him, CLICK ME! (/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thanks.html") NO! forget those two, I have a wife and three kids for christ's sake, CLICK ON ME!!! (/url)