UR watches as she slowly get more and more drunk. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Rawzer's blood alcohol level goes through the roof. Literally. Get rid of the retro rockets and JATO systems in your bar, Luke!
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Luke kills everyone in the bar, sells their bodies on the black market, and reluctantly puts the JATO systems back in storage. Then, realizing that this is a great opportunity to sucker newbies into reading the entire history of the Bar, Luke posts (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001974.html")a link to the Boozerama Bar History topic.(/url) Luke thinks about it for a while and realizes that only Rawzer, and perhaps Captain Skyblade, participated in every single one of the bars... :eek:
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DeadBeat begins selling tickets for his suicide booth (aka acid bit) to all the low-lifes in the bar.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url) -
Around here, street cred is how long you've been with and stuck with Ambrosia.
pp looks at the aliens with headaches. They each take out a huge gun. pp laughs and clicks a little bun causing all the auto guns in the bar to focus on the aliens. They shrug, sit down next to pp, and take a drink.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/phantompnguin/")Escape Velocity: Network - Filling All Your Escape Velocity Needs(/url) -
The Ailens Start blasting the bar but the walls regenerate. When the wall regewnerates so does stardust but on the back of one. He inserts a chip in it and jumps and runs into the bar. Smack! "Wall..." He goes through the door and pushes a button and his right leg gets blown off. "Stupid chips, i must of given him... MY ONE BILLION BILLION CREDIT CHIP!!!" Stardust trys to walk but his leg is gone and, you cant walk without a leg...
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phantompenguin, recalling all the misbehaving walls from previous bars, walks up to a random bar and tries to make conversation. "So, um, you new around here?" The wall suggests something rather inapropriate and pp becomes enraged. "GOD FORBID!" pp screams and storms to Luke in frustration. "I tell you, walls these days... they just have no manners! That wall better watch his... other side, or... Grrr..."
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/phantompnguin/")Escape Velocity: Network - Filling All Your Escape Velocity Needs(/url)(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-13-2002).)
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Jimbob takes a PSGI Sniper and kills evryone. He then sets the bar to self-destruct, blows it up, regenerates it, blows it up again, and then he regenerates it again, except this time, he adds and subtracts through Shadow and puts the bar on a cliff.
(Has anyone in here read the Amber books? I'm almost done with the second)
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UR blasts each wall to hell once and for all. He places support beams every four feet, instead. He tries talking to the beams, but they are too stupid to complete a sentence. UR wishes he had been able to participate in all the previous bars, but there is a gap of about five months in posting. Also was never able to keep posting enough to keep up with the bars.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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pp, who is an excellent pickpocket, carefully takes the billion credit chip from Trugati. pp than leaves the bar through the backdoor before she notices but ends up falling off the cliff and onto the ground. Ouch. pp gets up quickly and thinks, "Now who moved the bar THERE?"
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/phantompnguin/")Escape Velocity: Network - Filling All Your Escape Velocity Needs(/url) -
Trugati stands on the brink of the cliff and with her magnetic creditchip attractor, gets pp's credit chip back in her pocket. THen she walks into the bar and orders 5 tons of Coke.
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The great space parrot is a biped(This message has been edited by Trugati (edited 12-14-2002).)
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DeadBeat orders a 500 Pound Cow from New India. As Trugati passes by he grabs the credit chip and shoves it in the OPC (Online Purchasing Computer), to pay for the cow. Then DeadBeat sits down to wait for 4-6 weeks.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url) -
UR places a large trampoline at the bottom of the cliff, he then jumps off the cliff reaching terminal velocity. Then-BOING-UR is back on the edge of the cliff like nothing happened. Everybody gerts ready to jump, but UR quickly charges them first.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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phantompenguin appears at the enterance of the bar worn and tired. He is not in a good mood, as he just scaled a one million foot high cliff. He whips out his Auto-Moover-Blast4001 and relocates the bar back where it belongs. With a sigh, pp steps outside and discovers he has accidently rerouted the bar to Sol. With another blast of his gun the bar is settled back in place on Evildrome.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/phantompnguin/")Escape Velocity: Network - Filling All Your Escape Velocity Needs(/url) -
Luke recodes the regenerator so that the bar will now always regenerate where it belongs. Then he pulls out a 32 ft^2 Twister mat and starts playing Drunken Twister with his pet anaconda, Froedrick Jr.
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UR watches the fun as Luke can't keep still, especially in those wierd positions.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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Rawzer goes to Coruscant to find and destroy Darth Sideous. Boba Fett, a little small for his new armour, attempts to stop Rawzer at all costs. There are about 50 bounties on his head. Mostly from Deadbeat. Unfortunately for Boba, Rawzer has installed an anti-evil force shield on his ship. Boba is forced to follow at close range.
Running around corner after corner, Rawzer is being fired upon by Boba in the hallways of the Sith Temple. After gaining a bit of a lead, Rawzer hides behind the next corner. As soon as he hears foot steps, he yanks on a piece of dental floss placed expertly across the hallway. Boba trips and falls on his face. Rawzer proceeds to run and giggle.
With Boba Fett tied up, Rawzer now searches for Sideous. Sideous, however finds him. Rawzer blasts his way out of the temple eventually, and heads back to his trusty ship. On the way back, he hits a Minok. Poor little guy.
(This Star Wars- related post brought to you by Rawzer's 1,138th post!)
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt -
The ailens swarm Trugati. They make a sort of sphere and blast her cruiser to bits
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-Unreal Centipede
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