Rawzer wastes this topic's 900th reply.
Edit: I fixed a mistake as seen in the post below. :redface:
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Angrily puts a foot through the TV and puts in a FHS* instead. IT is loved and adored by all. Jimbob then switches the channel to sportscenter, and watches Around the Horn
*Floating Hologramic System
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Luke finishes the burgers, puts them on a platter, and brings them over to everyone else. He changes the channel to CNN. "It's not baseball season yet, who cares about winter sports?"
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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)
pp looks at the FHS screen and almost throws up. He dives for the remote and changes the channel to an all spanish channel. He glares at Luke. You know I can't stand anything even remotely serious! CNN is the tool of the Devil. pp looks around and realizes everybody is too drunk and confused to notice pp has changed the channel. pp shrugs and helps himself to some soda from behind the counter.
Edit: Fixed Typo.
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DeadBeat installs a slurpee machine in the bar, now serving 1000 different flavours.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
UR gets out a little device in which he changes the channel without using a remote. He changes it to show the Simpsons reruns, as he didn't like the Invader Zim Haloween special. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati hates The Simpsons and tries to turn the TV off She accidentally hits a button and the channel changes to "The Powerpuff Girls." Disgusted, Trugati yanks the TV's plug out.
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FHS DANGIT, FHS! As there is no TV plug, all continues good and well and nothing is turned off. Nonetheless, pp does feel a little depressed that UR didn't like the Zim halloween special. :frown: Oh well, some things can't be changed. pp laughs as "Angry Dad" develops another bump on his neck... heehee... gotta love the simpsons. Anyways, afterwards pp helps himself to too much free beer (Remember, everyones attention is focused on the FHS) and gets immensely drunk. He goes on to ask why, even though the bar is real real big and has all this stuff, only a couple HIC* visit regularly...
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
*HIC
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What?
Luke sobers up and heads back behind the bar.
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pp decides to explode and does so promtply.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp decides to explode and does so promtply.
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AJ scrapes what's left of pp off the walls and floors of the bar and buries him in the compost heap out back. He then returns to doing shots with Luke.
-AJ
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pp reenters the bar a moment later. What he doesn't notice is that behind him a rather large man who looks heavily armoured and has blue and white striped clothing is following. ****!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
DeadBeat manages to fill up his slurpee cup with all 1000 flavours. He tries it out and goes into shock from all the flavour.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
At about his 10th shot of vodka, AJ stumbles off his barstool, looses his balance, and stumbles headlong into the rather large man with the blue stripe, knocking him head-first into the acid pit. AJ grabs a leg of the man in a desperate attempt to save the poor fool but finds that the leg is all that's left. AJ shrugs, drops the leg in PP's arms, and stumbles back to the bar for another shot with Luke.
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penguins arms (or whatever they have) don't quite work properly and the sudden weight of the leg pushes pp into the acid pit. Crap, that's number ten.
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob thinks about how many posts he's missed in two days, and then remembers how many he missed last Boozerama. About 2 bars. Heh. Those were the day's, eh?
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That's nothing. I've missed about 17 bars! Remember the original spoon wars? UR joins the taking of shots. He downs fifteen shots without wincing, and talks to his friend Jack Daniels. He then starts the spoon wars again, making it a rule that you must have a BAC of at least 2%. UR checks his, it is at 13%.
"I just made the requirements."
He pulls out a spoon to duel with somebody, but quickly backs down as his challenger is Rawzer. Who is laughing hysterically while wielding his dreaded Death Spoon. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
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