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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer goes to Coruscant to find and destroy Darth Sideous. Boba Fett, a little small for his new armour, attempts to stop Rawzer at all costs. There are about 50 bounties on his head. Mostly from Deadbeat. Unfortunately for Boba, Rawzer has installed an anti-evil force shield on his ship. Boba is forced to follow at close range.

      Running around corner after corner, Rawzer is being fired upon by Boba in the hallways of the Sith Temple. After gaining a bit of a lead, Rawzer hides behind the next corner. As soon as he hears foot steps, he yanks on a piece of dental floss placed expertly across the hallway. Boba trips and falls on his face. Rawzer proceeds to run and giggle.

      With Boba Fett tied up, Rawzer now searches for Sideous. Sideous, however finds him. Rawzer blasts his way out of the temple eventually, and heads back to his trusty ship. On the way back, he hits a Minok. Poor little guy.

      (This Star Wars- related post brought to you by Rawzer's 1,138th post!)

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      UR reminds Rawzer that Boba Fett was just a little kid around the time of Darth Sideous. It was Jengo Fett, who Boba wa cloned from, who was around during Sideous. Boba was probably a wee bit too young to be a bounty hunter quite yet. 😉

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      Wuh? -- Bobba was Jango's son? Holy crap! Where was that in the movie?... I thought Bobba was Jango's son...

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      Originally posted by phantompenguin:
      **Wuh? -- Bobba was Jango's son? Holy crap! Where was that in the movie?... I thought Bobba was Jango's son...
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      Luke throws pp in the acid pit.

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      Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
      **The ailens swarm Trugati. They make a sort of sphere and blast her cruiser to bits

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      Alas, unfortunately for the aliens, the scrap metal of Trugati's cruiser destroys all their ships, and Trugati flies back to the bar on her escape pod which turns into the same Rebel Cruiser.

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      pp takes the usual course of action with his hover boots.

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      Luke outlaws hoverboots and buys several chickens.

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      Jimbob buys a dog and brings it in, and they eat Luke's chickens. Unfortunately, it gets Salmonella and dies. Jimbob then, as a publicity stunt, eats a Salmon named Ella.

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      Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
      **UR reminds Rawzer that Boba Fett was just a little kid around the time of Darth Sideous.

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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Boba Fett, a little small for his new armour...

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      Rawzer knows. 😛

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      (quote)Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer knows.😕

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      (This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 12-15-2002).)
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      Trugati watches amusedly as Jimbob retches in agony moments after eating Salmon Ella.

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      (This message has been edited by Trugati (edited 12-15-2002).)

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      Then why were both Boba Fett and Darth Sidious after you at the same time? 😕
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      pp exits the bar and returns a moment later. THIS IS WHY!!! he shouts. With him is Bobba Fett in clothes too big for him. Seeing Rawzer he attempts to pull out his gun but falls to the ground because of the weight. pp laughs, "Heehee, midget bounty hunter silly..." pp than picks up the gun and shoots Luke's head off.
      "If I don't use my hoverboots, how am I s'posed to get out of the acid pit?" Luke takes pp and shouts, 'NO HOVERBOOTS,' as he throws pp into the pit.
      (Number eight for anyone interested)

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-16-2002).)

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      Trugati begins to feel sorry for Phantompenguin, since she is a penguinlover. Wondering why he can't get up without hoverboots, she tosses some rope down.

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      DeadBeat leans back in his seat and orders a "Salmon de Ella" because it has the Jimbob seal of approval. Then, using his T-9999 powers DeadBeat begins forming Vellos DreadNaughts throughout the bar.

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      Originally posted by Trugati:
      **Trugati begins to feel sorry for Phantompenguin, since she is a penguinlover. Wondering why he can't get up without hoverboots, she tosses some rope down.

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      It's hard of penguins, who don't have fingers, to get out of large acid pits without first burning their... (Paws/Hands/Funny Mittens) off

      pp uses the rope and gives Trugati a nice hug... Awwwww... Than he sets up ANOTHER stand in the bar and starts the Save-Penguins-From-Getting-Thrown-Into-Acid-Pits-By-Luke-Because-The-Penguin-Didn't-Like-The-No-Hoverboots-Rule-Which-Was-The-Only-Thing-Which-Kept-The-Penguin-From-Repeatedly-Gett ing-Thrown-Into-The-Pit-In-The-First-Place. Seeing that he has no doners, pp immidiately dumps 1,000,000,000 1,000,000,000 credit chips onto the stand and picks them up again.

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      Originally posted by phantompenguin:
      **It's hard of penguins, who don't have fingers, to get out of large acid pits without first burning their... (Paws/Hands/Funny Mittens) off

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      But I thought you were a phantom?

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      "Uh, DeadBeat? If the most powerful Vell-os are T0s, and the T1s are more powerful than the T2s, what good would T9999 powers be?" 😛

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      If the most powerful Vell-os are T0s, and the T1s are more powerful than the T2s, what good would T9999 powers be?" 😛

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      It was T-(Negative)9999

      DeadBeat shoots Luke for his lack of faith in the "force".

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      Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
      **Then why were both Boba Fett and Darth Sidious after you at the same time? 😕

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      Boba was after me for the bounty, and I was after Sideous. Seems simple enough...

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      Stardust puts some boots for sale:

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      Hoverboots: 100Cr
      Work Boots: 10Cr
      Other Boots: 1000Cr

      The entire stock is gaurded by my deadly chicken with a laser cannon and Tritanium armor. By the way he is a chicken clone of the snake of lukes.

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      Trugati buys a pair of hoverboots and puts them on Luke before he regenerates and watches him start floating.

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