Ambrosia Garden Archive
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      UR orders a few rounds of Luke's most powerful drink, and downs each in a second. He then gets and idea and talks to Luke about it.
      An hour later there is a wall around where the acid pit was, but a sign states that it is now a pool. UR charges 200 credit chips to swim in the pool. Everybody rushes in line, and within minutes everybody comes from the regenerator.
      UR hands the 50% of the sales to Luke, and then they start laughing their heads off that everybody fell for the trick. 😉

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      Vigilante steps off the Bad Karma, his personal scoutship, and takes a look at the Booze-a-rama from the outside. Quite a large structure, and given the noise coming from inside, must be rather active.
      He walks into the bar, to find that the noises were people paying to jump into an acid pit. In the corner he sees several half-naked, drunk, and beat up women attempting to get dressed.

      "What.. the... hell...?"

      Vigilante seats himself at a nearby barstool and orders a shot of Jack.

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    • L
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      Luke outlaws hypnotism and unnecessarily long numbers.

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      Unreal Throws everyone,But luke and UR, into the acid pit and puts a Titranium wall where the OUT port is for the regenerator. From backup everyones bodys fuse together. Unreal, Luke and Ur laugh at the sight. "How does it put on a hat?"

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    • R
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      Rawzer sits next to Vigilante to discuss something. A minute later, five other people walk into the bar and drag him out.

      "What? What'd I say?" Rawzer protests as he is loaded into a shuttle and sent away.

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    • D
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      DeadBeat wonders where Rawzer is gone...soon realizing the potential to turn this situation to his advantage he grabs Rawzer's secret stash and runs off. 2 minutes later Luke wonders where DeadBeat has gone...soon realizing the potential...

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      ...Luke kicks everyone else out now that he has a head start.

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      Deadbeat finds a note with the secret stash saying, "Congrats, thief. You have successfully found and stolen Rawzer's secret stash. The reason this says 'successfully' is to lull you into a false sense of security. The stash should explode about now. Love, Rawzer."

      Deadbeat, being a speed reader, hurls the package and it lands under his ship. There is a bright flash of light, and a perfect semispherical hole appears where the ship used to be.

      "Damn."

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      Rawzer, in a shiny new shuttle, decides to head out to Sol. He buys an Argosy, and outfits it with some of the basic stuff. A layer of armor, a ramscoop, a couple fuel pods, three proton cannons, and two laser turrets. Then he plans a route to Port Oread.

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    • U
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      Quote

      Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
      **"How does it put on a hat?"

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      How does it put on pants?

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      The stash immediatly catches fire, releasing a heavenly aroma. Everyone becomes happy and sees sunflowers everywhere.

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    • E
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      Originally posted by Rebel Manta:
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      Then kindly regects EVHobo's offer and buys him a few thousand drinks. 🙂

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      Feeling rejection, the handsome hobo throws himself into the acid pit over and over, regenerating hundreds of times. Afterwards, he drinks the thousand beer fro, RM and then goes outside to hobo a ride from an unsuspecting ship.

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      So far I have destroyed
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    • A
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      AJ settles down onto a stool next to Vigilante, deciding it's nice to have somebody in the bar who knows what a good drink is. Make that two shots of Jack, Luke.

      -AJ

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    • E
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      EVHobo comes back a few hours later, with a haircut and a new tuzedo. He orders a martini, shaken, not stirred, and he has some scantily clad walking with him. He sits down at the bar, snaps his fingers, and a poor hobo carries in a pool table, and sets it up. EVHobo places 100,000,000 credits on the table, and challenges anyone who can meet his offer...

      (EVHobo is unbeatable...)

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      So far I have destroyed
      about 5,000 bounty
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    • R
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      RM tells EVHobo that she has not regected him. She just needed a haircut and she doesn't like dating. 😄 Muwahahaha

      Then she throws Unreal into the acid pit.

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      Trugati, also an unbeatable player, accepts EVHObo's offer, but neither wins because of their skill. Trugati soon gets bored and goes looking for someone to challenge.

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      The great space parrot is a biped

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      DeadBeat sets up a robotic monkey fighting arena. After round 1 DeadBeat picks up his monkey, "Furious George what have they done to your beautiful, beautiful face?"

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      Luke must be proud for starting this topic, lol.

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      Unreal gets out and puts his giant robot monkey in the ring. With one punch the round is over. Unreal wins!

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      Luke throws kc3 into the acid pit for stating the blatantly obvious and saying "lol." He throws Hobo in, too, for acting like a big shot.

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    • R
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      Rawzer gapes at Luke, who has made the bar's 1138th reply. :eek:

      Rawzer, now on Port Oread, is having his Argosy souped up. Fear my absense.

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