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      Originally posted by Captin' Stardust:
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      Hoverboots: 100Cr
      Work Boots: 10Cr
      Other Boots: 1000Cr

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      DeadBeat buys the Other Boots for 1000Cr. Once he puts them on he realizes they are hooker boots, what a rip. Afterwards he walks off, still wearing the hooker boots, to try and beat the last level of Photoshop.

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      I am a phantom. I'm a phantom... in the form of a penguin... I think...
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      pp buys out every single pair of Hover Boots from Luke on credit. He puts one pair on and feels happy.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

    • Luke isn't the one who's selling the boots, but he happily accepts the credit chip pp hands him anyway.

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    • pp realizes his mistake and turns around to see Stardust coming angrily towards him. YOU STIFFED ME OUT OF GOOD MONEY he yells. pp runs for his life... straight into the acid pit. Well folks, that was number nine... I think... must check...

      Edit: Yep, definently number nine. 😉 (I should probably get myself out of there... Ah, I'll do it later.)

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-17-2002).)

      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-19-2002).)

    • Rawzer watches reruns of Reboot.

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    • "so, chicken, clone your self and have it run the store untill i gat back." says stardust. he then hops in a bulkfreighter that has sheilding power the size of the universe and beyond and takes off.

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    • pp comes out of the pit a moment later with his boots and gets a Dr. Blue Coke. (My own invention.)

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    • DeadBeat waits by his new game Ultimate Spoon Hockey!!! A combination of Ultimate Frisbey, Spoon fighting and Air Hockey!!! The winner get's a pair of slightly used hooker boots...

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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer watches reruns of Reboot.

      **

      UR joins Rawzer, bringing an ample supply of refreshments and food.
      "Hey, I've already seen that episode!" UR says, slightly getting angry.
      "That's why they're called reruns " Rawzer states, then makes a look as if UR is crazy-stupid. 😉

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

    • pp glanes over at the episodes of Reboot and shrugs. phantompenguin never quite understood what was so great about that show. He decided his new soda sucks and throws it away. Suddenly, a giant cow bursts through the roof of the Bar.

      Edit: Corrected typo.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-18-2002).)

    • Quote

      Originally posted by phantompenguin:
      **pp glanes over at the episodes of Reboot and shrugs. phantompenguin never quite understoof what was so great about that show. He decided his new soda sucks and throws it away. Suddenly, a giant cow bursts through the roof of the Bar.

      **

      Who cares? Wanna start watching the Simpson's reruns now?

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

      (This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 12-19-2002).)

    • Luke kills the cow and starts making some of his famous kick-ass hamburgers. Without looking up from his work he shouts to UR, "I have all the Simpsons episodes on a few DVDs in the back. Look under the tomatoes."

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    • Make mine bloody and I do mean bloody. Slap a band-aid on it's ass and thow it back in the pasture. And can I get fries and a bottle of whiskey with that too?

      -AJ

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    • pp takes the liberty of going back to get the Simpsons reruns and strikes gold. Not the Simpsons, but Invader Zim. Yeah, it was canceled after the finale episode a week ago (Only ran two seasons because Nick said it was only attracting teenagers and that it wasn't attracting the little kids, whatever...) He brings them out and jams them into the DVD player before magically materializing some popcorn out of thin air.

      Edit: Teehee, I said Zim only ran two episodes, I'm an idiot. Teehee..... (Why am I giggling?)

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-19-2002).)

    • Luke grins. "Gotcha, AJ." The gigantic cow is yielding large quantities of choice meat.

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    • pp looks at the cow being cooked and magically materializes another one. Enjoy.

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by phantompenguin:
      **... but Invader Zim. Yeah, it was canceled after the finale episode a week ago (Only ran two episodes because Nick said it was only attracting teenagers and that it wasn't attracting the little kids, whatever...)

      **

      Sounds like prime Cartoon Network stuff. I hope somebody else picks up the rights. That show kicks ass.

      -AJ

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    • DeadBeat flips on the TV to watch "The Boozerama Bar" Televised Version.

      DeadBeat laughs as PP get's thrown into the acid pit again.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
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    • Luke is shocked to discover that the Bar is being televised. Paranoia kicking in...

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Luke is shocked to discover that the Bar is being televised. Paranoia kicking in...

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      AJ Quickly hides his video camera, whips out his communicator, and whispers to the network execs "He's onto us"

      -AJ

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