DeadBeat rests his cod on the air hockey table and plays against Jimbob. Being the champion he wins, of course.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
As DeadBeat basks in the victory of his foozball game suddenly his head is blown straight off. Of course, it regenerates, but this time standing in front of him are ships of the like he's never seen before. Oh wait...yes he has, he saw them four seconds ago. And crap, there are a lot of them. For a moment each side is silent. At the end of the moment there is more silence. ( ;)) phantompenguin slowly lifts a finger into the air, pointing at Luke... (Somebody take over now)
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Stardust opens fire on all of the cruisers. Boom! All are distroyed!
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But all of the Cruisers are suddenly regenerated! Thwahaha!
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Luke bites off the finger, chews it, and swallows it slowly.
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Luke misses Macavenger, Captain Skyblade, Insano, and all those other people who never come here any more...
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The undead become bored as nobody is fighting them. They leave. Suddenly the evil (or at leats part of it) leaves phantompenguin and he joins the good guys again. 
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www.sluggy.com - The greatest comic in the world.
DeadBeat wakes up and smacks pp with his cod. Afterwards he cooks the cod and begins to sell it with chips at a low price.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Jimbob invites some buisnessmen to the bar and has them sit on a couch in the corner. The buisnessmen get swallowed alive and everything disapeers except their wallet. Jimbob enjoys the 3,000 credits he earns this way, and opens a sushi bar on the corner of Palshife/Persephone.
By impulse, Bill Gates tries to buy out the sushi bar.
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Luke hires a team of Vell-os T2s to use mind control on Bill Gates to force him to give all of his money to the denizens of the bar. Penniless and friendless, Gates dies of a drug overdose.
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phantompenguin buys the cod from DeadBeat, freezes it, and gets revenge on DeadBeat with it. Meanwhile one of Bill Gates' 'friendds' (People who work for and get filthy rich off him) somehow revive him. phantompenguin gets Satan again and puts Gates into a living hell.
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat wakes up and smacks pp with his cod.
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-- FIRST PERSON MODE --
So I'm pp now? Well, I've had a lot of nicknames in my life but this is one of the most unusual and insulting.
-- END FIRST PERSON MODE --
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**-- FIRST PERSON MODE --
So I'm pp now? Well, I've had a lot of nicknames before but this is one of the most unusual and insulting. Lol, jk.
-- END FIRST PERSON MODE --
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edit: Wuh? Why did this get posted twice?
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-08-2002).)
Rawzer stumbles in and proceeds to bust some heads.
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phantompenguin runs out in fear of succumbing to Rawzer's headbusting. phantompenguin doesn't like it when his head is busted and as Rawzer is doing some headbusting phantompenguin will run like a ninny to avoid the headbusting.
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-09-2002).)
DeadBeat throws PP in the toilet where he belongs. He then closes his "House of Cod" down for the night.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
UR starts kicking pp, then Rawzer comes up wielding the "death spoon". UR steps aside and watches the abnormally large spoon take over.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
phantompenguin feels rather scared. Why is everyone attacking him? He offers a peace treaty to his tormenters. They angrily decline and take a step towards pp with their spoon. phantompenguin screams and whips out his Auto-Sleep-O-Ray 4000.1. Rawzer deflects pp's blasts with his giant spoon and phantompenguin is knocked unconsciounces... into the acid pit. Again. Oh crap.
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