Luke makes it illegal to bitch about the rules, because they are almost never enforced after a week or so of their creation, because Luke is too drunk to remember them.
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Please don't write out of the space.
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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)
Not known to Rawzer, Sylvia is a fembot who promptly explodes upon orgasm. DeadBeat completes his theory by stating the rule, "Snails do not know the ways of the streets like the homeless slugs, so they don't last that long."
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Unknown to Deadbeat, "****" actually means "play Clue™." Also unknown to Deadbeat, Rawzer is quite possibly the worst lover in the world.
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things. It's worth bearing this in mind when visiting.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
UR walks back into the bar, gashes are covering him all over. UR sits down, puts some chips into the box, and gets the heaviest liquor in the bar. UR downs half the bottle in one gulp, and then puts it down on the counter. Luke then takes a sip, thinking it must be the wrong drink. As soon as Luke takes a small sip, he falls to the ground. When he gets back up, staggers around for awhile until falling again. UR gets up a laughs at him, as he walks over and greets trugati as she has now registered as a member of the ASW webboards.
"Greetings" beams UR 
Most of the occupants who are still alive are anticipating the moment UR will join Luke in staggering around then falling, but it never happens.
"What are you staring at? Is there something on my face? Ahhh!! Get it off!! Oh wait, there's nothing on my face." UR looks around, clueless as to why everyone is staring. Then pp hands Deadbeat a credit chip, since he lost the bet that UR would be completely drunk. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat starts a homeless shelter for snails using the credit chip PP gave him. Then DeadBeat heads over to the Air Hockey table to wait for a challenge in the new exciting game Spoon Hockey. A combination of Air Hockey and spoon dueling.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Luke goes over to DB to try out a round or two of spoon hockey. On his way over to the table he shouts to UR, "Hey, wanna show Trugati the ropes around here?" UR obliges by pulling a noose out of his pocket. Luke just shakes his head.
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pp is pretty damn angry now. He's fallen into the acid pit four times. Why him?...Other than the whole undead army thing and because penguins falling into acid pits are just plain funny...Yes, other than that, why him? pp shrugs it off, he couldn't become any more humiliated than the time (LONG STORY.) pp tries a round at Spoon Hockey, gets bored, and hands a one million credit chip to DeadBeat.
pp stumbles over to his special reserved table with the words, "phantompenguin's Special Reserved Table," insribed upon it. But this time phantompenguin finds a bag on the table. On it are the words, "Very Important." Haha, phantompenguin only deals with small petty, unimportant matters. pp throws it into the acid pit but as it does pp sees the familiar glint of a one billion credit chip crack through a hole in the bag. Desperately pp dives into the acid pit. Jesus, that's five.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/phantompnguin/")Escape Velocity: Network - Filling All Your Escape Velocity Needs(/url)
pp thinks Trugati and others who are too lazy to should get off their arses and read the rest of the Bar. True, it's long, but it's good for a laugh and...kindof...worthwhile. In case that didn't motivate you, in the bar there are auto-regeneraters for everything in the bar, and of course for the bar itself. 
Edit: Oops, forgot to put in my Bar entry.
pp stumbled in through the bar doors and wonders how the heck he went from the acid pit to the bar doors. He dives into the pit, reappears a moment later once again in his hover boots, and steps out. "Ah, that's better," he says to himself, and thinks, That's what...number five?
Edit: Eek, that was number SIX.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/phantompnguin/")Escape Velocity: Network - Filling All Your Escape Velocity Needs(/url)
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-12-2002).)
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp thinks Trugati and others who are too lazy to should get off their arses and read the rest of the Bar. True, it's long, but it's good for a laugh and...kindof...worthwhile. In case that didn't motivate you, in the bar there are auto-regeneraters for everything in the bar, and of course for the bar itself.;)
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Trugati has read many of the pages in this thread and recalls reading something like that. Then she gets bored and looks for any more slugs.
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The great space parrot is a biped
Stardust Barges through the bar doors. He runs to the Acid Pit Acid Pump. He aims it up at the roof. A defender blows a hole in the roof. The defender is showered with acid but it grows bigger. Stardust then notices a red patch in the hull. "Ailens!!" Yells stardust. Stardust is anihalated with Gattling lazer cannons. A fleet of the ADefenders hover out side the bar.
(Please dont mess with my ADefenders i have a story(Shoot them and they grow bigger and stronger))
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Rawzer cuts his life into pieces. It's his last resort. But he'll survive. He didn't change the ****in' lock, or make her leave her key.
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things. It's worth bearing this in mind when visiting.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
After realizing the aliens grow bigger if you shoot them, DeadBeat pulls out a piece of cod and begins to beat the aliens up for their lunch money. In the end, DeadBeat has 100 million credits and the aliens have a nasty headache. DeadBeat immediatly donates the money to the Aliens with Headaches fund.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
UR watches all the senseless acts of stupiduty going on in the bar. Figuring why they always do that kind of stuff. He then gets more of the liquor that nobody else could handle, and downs the rest in one gulp.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
