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      Trugati knocks out Deadbeat and burps the pill out.

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      Meanwhile pp is enjoying his break on a distant planet somewhere in the galaxy. He whips out his Spoon of the Gods and uses it's blender to create a refreshing smoothie. Just as he's about to take a sip there is a large explosion behind him. As a reflex pp dives towards the ground. Once the noise seems to have died down pp chances a glance behind him. Crap! The dark sith lord of dark sith-ey things!... Lord Gates! Gates laughs as his crew works to finish up the destruction of what once was a bar.
      pp cloaks himself and treads lightly after Gates. As pp listens he suddenly realizes something. Bill Gates has returned in the form of a Sith Lord to avenge his death and the murderers who killed him... Those from the Boozaramma Bar!
      As pp watched Gates' little minions work he slowly takes out his Auta_Eek 4000..."EEEK!" go the little crew members. pp than goes after Gates but Gates pulls out his light saber just in time. Deciding to do this properly pp puts away his gun and whips out his spoon. Yep, you guessed it, lightsaber inside. After a quick duel pp emerges victorious, but bruised and bloodstained. He collapses to the ground. Four more Gates Sith suddenly appear. Another one pops out, this one slightly more elagently dressed than the others. "Stupid decoy," he says, "the rest of you better not be as clumsy as that one." He motions to leave when one of the clones takes a chance at death, "B-b-but what about the p-" As he speaks the real Gates smiles. "That looks like one of the members of that Blastaramma Bar thing... (Evil Cackle*) LOCK HIM UP!

      Note: Let it be known pp is a very talented lightsaber duelist and that his defeat did not come easily. Let it also be known more clones of Gates are on the way. Finally, let it also also be known that Hell is about to break loose. But you could've guessed all that, couldn't you have? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      Luke gets out his (literally) Universal remote and presses the "Destroy Bill Gates and all of his clones" button. Then Luke boils pp alive for triple-posting.

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      pp returns from his boiling in, I assume, the acid pit. He calmly explains to Luke that his official chronicler triple posted in order to reduce the size of each post (Easier on the eyes) and that, well, it seemed like a good thing to do at the time. In response to this pp gets burned again. (Number twelve.)

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      Unreal jumps to the floor as a blast shoots through the door aimed at him. But missed because he ducked, and hits luke square in the brdge of his nose. Unreal cloaks and walks outside. "****!" He yells as he is standing on a hill looking down at a leigon of Bill gates sith-thingys. They all march in unison. Unreal whips out his sawed-off Winter Tempist cannonย™ and calls upon his fleet of Vell'os Arows. They launch their many darts (about 4000 from each, there are T-99999999999 in there.)(A ell of a lot stronger then T0s. They ready for action.

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      Unreal needs to take some lessons in grammar.
      pp runs outside when he hears the noise and screams like a little sissy girl. He runs into the bar to warn the others.

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      Trugati is having her fifth shot of synthale when phantompenguin suddenly screams outside. Surprised, she splutters it onto the table and goes into a violent coughing fit. When she recovers, she orders another and walks over to the doorway and looks out. As soon as she sees the army of Gates, she repeats her previous routine. She recovers and takes out the Spoon of Power from her pocket.

      Suddenly, ten Gates' drop down from the ceiling and hold everyone up.

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      DeadBeat lies on the ground, dead, after mocking the Bill Gates Sith Lords by smashing 7 999,999 GHz P999 with Windoze 001. Was it worth it? The answer, of course, is yes.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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      pp, after yelling and screaming at everyone, had decided to hide inside a closet. Now he guesses that the time is right and bursts out the closet door. The time wasn't right. pp is taken and thrown into the acid pit which has been hacked to redirect all those put into the pit straight to Lord Gates' chamber of doom. Once pp pops up there phantompenguin finds that he is not alone as Luke and Unreal are already there. He looks around for Gates but finds nobody but Luke and Unreal. Suddenly he noticed Luke glaring at him. "YOU BASTARD!" he explodes, "YOU DRAGGED US INTO THIS!" "No!" pp screams as he gets the crap knocked out of him, "You have to understand! I only happened to overheard their conversation and I came to warn you guys! Stop!"
      "LIAR! YOU LED THEM TO US!" Suddenly... (Somebody put something in HERE)

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-24-2002).)

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      ...suddenly, Superman arrives and saves the day.

      "Well, thank God that's over with," says Luke.

      Jay Leno appears out of thin air.

      "Why is voting compulsory in Australia?" asks Leno.
      "I don't know, Jay, why is voting compulsory in Australia?" replies Luke with a slight grin.
      "How should I know?" asks Leno, annoyed.
      "Well, you're the one telling the joke," says Luke reasonably.
      "Why do you assume that I'm telling a joke?" Leno demands to know.
      "You are a comedian, Mr. Leno," says Luke.
      "Oh, so that's it. I'm a comedian so all I do is tell jokes, eh? Do you really think comedians are that shallow? We can do other things!" says Leno angrily.
      "Well, uh, I..." Luke starts, but Leno cuts him off:
      "How hard is it to believe that I might just want to know why voting is compulsory in Australia? Huh? You stereotyping son of a-"

      Luke whips out a herring and slaps Leno unconscious.

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **...suddenly, Superman arrives and saves the day.
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      Superman comes and saves the day, you push a button and all the clones go away, must you always end everything in one post?

      Nonetheless, pp is relieved to be back in the bar where he finds all the clones have mysteriously vanished along with everyone BUT pp, Luke, and Unreal...

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      Originally posted by phantompenguin:
      **Superman comes and saves the day, you push a button and all the clones go away, must you always end everything in one post?
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      Yes. End of discussion. ๐Ÿ˜›

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Jay Leno appears out of thin air.

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      Rawzer grabs Leno in a chokehold and waits for Luke to do whatever he wants. To Leno. Not Rawzer.

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      Unreal shoots the wall only to have the blast come at him. Out of nowhere a desk appears. Unreal walks over to the desk, "Hum..." says unreal running his hand over the Elegant wood. Suddenly 1000 Neutron turrets appear and lock on PP,Luke and unreal...

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      From behind the desk four Sith Gates with an Anti-Luke-Push-Button-One-Post-Thing-Clone-BOOM! shield on them pop up.

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      Luke wrenches Leno away from Rawzer and dumps him in the acid pit. Then Luke presses the Override-Anti-Luke-Push-Button-One-Post-Thing-Clone-BOOM!-Shields button.

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      Luke than tries to press the Destroy Bill Gates button... nothing happens. He realizes the Anti-Luke-Push-Button-One-Post-Thing-Clone-BOOM!-Shield has an infinite shield itself against any type of overriding device. (TAKE THAT LUKE! I WIN!)

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      Luke pushes the "I win" button.

      I win.

      ๐Ÿ˜„

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      DeadBeat steals Leno's battlebot and enters it in the annual Sol Battlebot Competition. After winning first place, DeadBeat drives the battlebot around the bar knocking over tables and innocent bystanders.

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      -DeadBeat
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      Luke says he'll give a free Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster to the first person who can name Leno's 'bot.

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