Rawzer has tragically built his restaurant on Pirate-owned land, so the Evildrome defense fleet will be there shortly to reclaim what is rightfully theirs.
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**Jimbob takes some Koi of the Sushi bar and shoves it down his throat, only to die of Red Tide. Jimbob's Lawyer sues himself for no apparent reason, and Microsoft's stock drops three points.
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Luke raises an eyebrow.
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DeadBeat is suddenly elected president of Uranus. DeadBeat wonders how he will govern such a fine planet...
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-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Jimbob's mutant hybrid fish turn out to be remarkably tasty, especially as sushi. Jimbob soon has his own corner of the bar where he prepares the fish, and Luke installs a fancy Japanese water garden for the fish to live in.
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DeadBeat sneaks a fishing rod into the Japanese water garden and begins catching the special breed of fish from the secrecy of a hedge.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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An ent from the garden eats DB.
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RC latcher himself on Capn' Stardust's shoe. Perminantly destroying the fine glossy finish. 
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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."
(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 12-03-2002).)
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**DeadBeat is suddenly elected president of Uranus. DeadBeat wonders how he will govern such a fine planet...
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With his... nevermind.
Rawzer burns down the barbeque joint, and adds barbeque ribs and chicken to the menu at the Gilded Truffle. Mmmm... luxury...
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"I thought the Gilded Truffle was destroyed." DeadBeat says to Rawzer. Suddenly a black hole forms and sucks up Uranus...from then on that black hole was called Uranus in memory of the planet that once stood there.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Luke tries to crap on Uranus as a publicity stunt, but he gets sucked up into it and transported to Area 6^ÂiĆ, a formerly theoretical place where everything that has entered a black hole emerges into.
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UR hands Rawzer the money he bet that Luke would somehow make it back. He then proceeds to reclaim his cruiser.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Jimbob burns the bush to the ground with Propane, then thanks Luke for the Pond. Jimbob adds three rivers, and they meet at a big 20 ft waterfall into the pond. The fish like it, and thrive on the oxygen it makes. Jimbob sells a couple hundered pounds of his Sushi on E-Bay for 4,000 credits, and adds a Pool table and Pinball machine with unlimited credits. Foosball table pending.
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An innocent EV player walks into the bar carrying his latest plug-in download in his hands. He trips over some debris left by the black hole Uranus and his plug-in inserts itself into some invisible outlet in the air that controls the Boozerama Bar NE.
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The best version of the original EV was the one where you could blow-up Captain Hector!
To download one of my Plug-Ins visit:
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Rawzer goes back in time to rebuild the Gilded Truffle to its present glory. Then he uses UR's credits to buy a cheeseburger. Mmm... Burger....*
*The original Simpsons quote "Mmm... Burger..." was actually referring to the chief justice of the Supreme Court. Yay for trivia!
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-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
UR didn't know the Simpsons trivia. UR buys himslef a few cheeseburgers, and then plays on the pinball machine for hours. Feeling thirsty UR wanders around the back of the bar searching for a special drink that had been stored there for many years. Happy that he found it, he shares his drink with Rawzer. After a few hours UR and Rawzer are stumbling over their own feet barely keeping themselves from trippining.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat orders a "Flaming Homer" from the Bar.
Origional Rawzer fact: Did you know that Rawzer watches Simpsons repeats on Fox?
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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Stardust kills the Cheat plug by deletingthe resources. He proceds to slap Mainiac,
After 13 hours of slapping Stardust stops and trys to move his hand.
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Luke somehow manages to get back to the bar. UR wins his bet, but Luke kills him for stealing such a valuable drink.
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