The Boozerama Bar NE

DeadBeat · Sep 4, 2002, 11:28 PM

DeadBeat uses his Vellos psychic powers to make the Greek Government believe video games are good. He then orders a Nibos Beer.

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Rawzer · Sep 5, 2002, 1:55 AM

Rawzer, immediately after stepping out of his Argosy says, "Screw this," and goes to New France instead. The croissants are better there, and less pollution.

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Sevallis · Sep 5, 2002, 6:42 AM

Well just another day in Boozerama Bar. And what the hell? I thought they threw scrubby looking nerf herders with walking carpets out of this classy joint, but I guess I was wrong! I need a drink.....WHAT!? What do you mean he emptied the Dr. Pepper Vats??? Jeez can't a guy get some real service around here?

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DeadBeat · Sep 6, 2002, 5:51 AM

DeadBeat throws Sevallis out for being a scrubby looking nerf herder. He then returns to his Nibos Beer.

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Rawzer · Sep 8, 2002, 10:32 PM

Rawzer decides to take the Guilded Truffle, and fly it into the Boozerama just for the hell of it. Sayanora!

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Luke · Sep 8, 2002, 11:19 PM

Luke builds huge shields around the bar.

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Captin' Stardust · Sep 9, 2002, 12:11 AM

Stardust gets up and stops the gulided truffle from hitting the bar with his Tractor beam and puts space bombs in it then turns off the tractor beam.

/Me runs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

/ sheild gone

/ Bar gone

/ regeneration switch gone

Puff Puff "Woah!"

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DeadBeat · Sep 9, 2002, 11:01 PM

DeadBeat looks out the window to see the Guilded Truffle flying towards the bar. Suddenly a look of relief comes to his face as the Guilded Truffle slowly shifts direction. "It's going to miss!" DeadBeat shouts in triumph,"You know, it's things like this that make me value life even more!" DeadBeat then orders another Nibos Beer.

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Rawzer · Sep 10, 2002, 2:01 AM

Rawzer decides that it's probably time to go kill that Zorgos king. Well, it's why he originally came...

(Stardust, can you cut that "BOOOOM" in half, at least? It's really messin up the page. :))

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Severin · Sep 11, 2002, 3:34 AM

Severin walks into the bar with only one thing in mind. practiceing his aim on a drunk he looks a round...his long capse dragging on the floor a bandanna covering his mouth all u can see is his eys and with his eyes he spots deadbeat on his 5th nibos beer. Severin smiles and gets his gun ready.
will this be the end of deadbeat.

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DeadBeat · Sep 11, 2002, 2:24 PM

(No it's the end of grammar and spelling!)
DeadBeat simply stands up and uses his psychic powers to make Severin believe there's pie over the edge of a cliff. Severin drops his gun and skips off with a wide grin across his face through the bar door much like a young child. DeadBeat then jumps into his Vellos Javelin and help Rawzer kill the Zorgos king.

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Captin' Stardust · Sep 11, 2002, 10:04 PM

Stardust Hops in his new Heavily Modyfyed Hawk and Heads out to help Deadbeat and Rawzer.

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Severin · Sep 13, 2002, 1:23 AM

Severin wakes up in a daze
''what happened? Where am I?'' he thinks
he looks up to see a large cliff hanging above him
he wasnt the same well dressed person before. Now his cape was now tattered and he had I major pain in his head...
he popped some pain killers into his mouth. got up and walked back to the bar.

When he got there Luke was at the table shining some glasses he asked luke for somthing with mare then 3 x's on the bottle.

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Luke · Sep 13, 2002, 8:36 PM

Luke finally fines a bottle marked "Danger! Do not ingest! XXXX!" and hands it to Severin. "On the house," says Luke, thinking he can always take all of Severin's worldly possessions once he's kicked the bucket.

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ZeroFex · Sep 13, 2002, 10:43 PM

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Captin' Stardust · Sep 14, 2002, 5:04 PM

Stardust after reading the Boozerama #17 decides to make a spoon Fighting arena. He then makes a lightsaber that makes the beam in to the shape of a 20 inch spoon. He then puts up a sign that reads:

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SPOON FIGHTS
Join for 100 CR and see if yur the best
There will be a turney to see who is the best, The branches will be posted later as we get more pepole

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Rules:

You can use armor as long as it isnt stronger then duristeal
I make the rules

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He then gets a clippers hull and construts (sp) a light weight armor.

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DeadBeat · Sep 15, 2002, 8:35 AM

Are spatulas allowed?

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Captin' Stardust · Sep 15, 2002, 1:47 PM

Umm.... no.

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Rawzer · Sep 15, 2002, 4:15 PM

Rawzer, meanwhile, is beating the Zorgos King over the head with his wooden Spoon of Doom. FEAR my Spoon of Doom.

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Captin' Stardust · Sep 15, 2002, 5:31 PM

Stardust names his lightsaber spoon the Lightsaber Spoon

NO SPATULAS ALLOUD IN THE RING!

"Lets get things started"

Stardust enters ring and sits on chair and waits.

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