Luke watches the match on the FNN (Frisbee News Net), one of the many thousands of channels that the bar gets.
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Stardust stumbles on to the bleachers "Go Chirpo!! Win one for the bar!!"
Stardust then falls from the top of the bleachers all the way down to the last bench.
"oof"
"Ouch"
"Ahh"
"oof"
"Ouch"
"Ahh"
"oof"
"Ouch"
"Ahh"
"oof"
"Ouch"
"Ahh"
"oof"
"Ouch"
"Ahh"
"Comeon!! only 399 Seats You have to be kidding me!!!" Stardust gets hit in the head by the Frizbee <tm> (i dony know how to make the Tm symbol). "Hey!!" He throws the Frizbee <tm> Back on the feild and knocks out all the Rawzers except 2.
Now it is:
Rawzers V.S. OV and Chirpo
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Ooh, the game just got more interesting. Only being able to pass to one person makes it much simpler and much more challenging. Rawzer passes to Rawzer who passes to Rawzer. Rawzer then tosses the Fri s bee (opt-2) to Rawzer but Chirpo intercepts it! He rides the Frisbee till it hits the ground, then he eats some spinach. Filled with new strength, he hurls the Frisbee at OV. OV jumps up, and with his right hand he reaches up and catches the Frisbee with surprising skill. He throws to Chirpo, who catches it on the end line, but then is tackled by Rawzer, using the new controversal (sp?) one tackle per game rule. Chirpo starts at the end line. He just needs a light toss to OV to get it in. However, OV is being closely guarded by Rawzer, the same with Chirpo.
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Sevallis walks in and kicks some punks ass, orders a vodka and sits almost reflecting......"holy crap this is as much a waste of time as the last time I was on planet #ev3 in the AthenaIRC system!" Sevalllis blinks....goes back to drinking as he doesn't really care! Mmmmm.....wasting time.
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Wow, a first post with the words ass, crap, and vodka! :eek: I'm impressed. You didn't even add anything to the story. Very cool. Welcome to the boards.
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To make things interisting (sp?) Stardust Construts (sp) some cyborgs that have a bomb in them. Te bomb goes off when it catches the Frizzbe. He sends 2 cyborgs ut in to the feild and orders them to play Monkey/cyborg In The Middle with them as the Monkey/Cyborg. Then stardust opens a cup of DP that is hooked up to a bulk Freighter in orbit. "This will be good"
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Chirpo chucks the Frisbee at one cyborg, mistaking it for OV. The Frisbee hits the 'borg neatly in the head, knocking out it's electrical circuits. The Frisbee then goes on to hit the other in the shin, knocking it over and smashing it. The Frisbee hits the ground and is given to Rawzer. My throw!
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Stardust finishes 500 tons of DP and starts yelling at the ref, But there isnt one, I just happens to be a person that just broke out of the Vortex Rikers (Prison transport unit). Then he walks in t the bar and trips on Chirpo, crushing him so he cant play any more. Then trips on a Rawzer killing him. "sorry" Then procedes to watch the game.
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Well, shoot. The game ends because each team is down to one player. Rawzer wins, I guess, but he wanted to keep playing. :frown: :-
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Stardust gets in to his stolen Confed Cruiser (The little dots on the wings are now painted Green (symbolises that i am a non gonverment piloit)) then takes off and lands agean and gets 50 PT ships, 50 Mantas 50 Hawks and 50 lightnings and sends them around to form a 'Wall' sourounding the game and then clones Both Chrpo and OV to gether to make OVChirpo then clones them 50 times then Clones Rawzer and a peice of grass to make Grassrawzer ten clones him 50 times so the game can start Agean.
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Rawzer mows down all the grass Rawzers, and Insano and Chirpo decide to send all the ungodly crosses of them out into space. Screw the game. I got bored. Now for something else... How about a good old fashioned spoon fight? I just got a new wooden fighting spoon about 3 feet high or so. (I'm serious, I got it in Brazil. But it's actually a big cooking spoon, not for fighting. I'd show you, but my scanner isn't working, and I don't know how to upload stuff. Plus I have no web space. So I'm triple screwed there. Eww...) Anyway, any challengers? Any serious challengers? If I see any multiple zeros, you're disqualified. 
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umm Evildrome crashed in to the planit that it was orbiting. anyway... stardust goes to the back and gets a wooden 3.1 foot long spork. "who wants some!!" then procedes to wack Rawzer with it.
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Luke grins and gets out his industrial strength "Bulldog" XXXL fighting spoon.
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Hmmmm, free-for-all, or tournament?
"I vote free-for-all!" yells Rawzer as he slams the edge of his spoon into the back of Stardust's skull, temporarily blinding him. Rawzer goes on to smash his nose with the spoon. Luke, meanwhile, is fighting Deadbeat in a gentlemanlike manner, until Luke trips Deadbeat and starts prodding him harshly.
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Stardust makes the spoon (it is retractable) 100 times its normal lenghth and -100 its normal weight then wacks rawzer in his groin then hits him so hard in the back of the head he flys in to the Ladies room. That is the last of Rawzer anyone will see in one peace. Then he whacks Luke in the back of the neck. his head goes flying into deadbeat but deadbeat dodges it.
Rawzer: 0
Luke: 0
Stardust: 2
Deadbeat: 0
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As DeadBeat dodges Luke's head he hits it with his spatula causing it to fly into Captin' Stardust's head. Captin' Stardust suddenly falls to the ground unconsious. It appears that DeadBeat is the only one left standing.
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**Stardust makes the spoon 1 00 times its normal lenghth and -1 00 its normal weight...
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Hey! I warned you! Multiple zeros make that post void! Rawzer starts beating Stardust's legs, then goes to get a beer. Then he surgically implants two eyes in the back of his head. Just in case.
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ok ok
Stardust magictly makes him self 99 times stronger and does the same thing as the post above of mine
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Rawzer takes his Argosy to New Britain. I need a holiday.
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