OV opens his mouth and sucks up 25 gallons before he stops.

If only Skyblade were here to top me.

OV looks for some roach juice to pour on various people

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Rawzer decides to name all his clones to keep them organized. Let's see...

1. Ernie
2. Stavro Meuller Alpha
3. Stavro Meuller Beta
4. Sastima
5. Rawzer Jr. (for some reason, he was a foot shorter than the rest...)
6. Roger
7. Sean
8. Rawzer Strogart
9. David
10. Lewis Porter
11. Greth
12. Sam
13. Robert
14. Ace
15. Duncan
16. Chirpo Jr.
17. Sylvio
18. Luke Jr.
19. Anakin

There! Now to send them off on crazy adventures in brand new shuttles! Bye!

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Artist-Austin Lounge Lizards
Album-Small Minds
Song-Big Tex

"Why do you have so many clones?" OV asks as he makes more Insano bots.

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)

None of the original chars my croch! I'm oiginal!! I am dammit!

RC notes to self that no one knows he crased the Cruisred in his blind drunenness<sp>.

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Jimbob walks in and finds a seat. He orders a 42 gallon sprite, and chugs it. He decides to make it rain dr. pepper, just for the hell of it.

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"It's as big as a man!"-
Penny Arcade

Hey, how about an Ultimate Frisbee™ match? The 20 of me vs. all those Insanos! The match will take place tomorrow. Or the day after, whatever. Oh yeah, in, uh, the Ultimate Frisbee™ field in the back of the bar! Bring it on!

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Artist-Austin Lounge Lizards
Album-Small Minds
Song-Big Tex

Alright! 20 of you vrs 15 Insanos plus me. You'll probably win because they are designed to be killed by the slightest thing.

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Stardust's Ship streaks accross the sky and crashes in the Ultamate Frizabe Feild and orders some janitor Robots to clean it up. he walks in and yells "Sorry you will have to postpone the match until my Cruiser gets moped up and the feild rebulit." After 5 Minutes the cruiser is moveing slowly to a 'Fed Cruiser. "Dam 'Feds" He runs and yells at his cruiser "R.S.S Lightning fighter self-destruct On my Mark." As the 'Lightning Fighter' gets attacthed Stardust yells "Mark" and there is a gigantic explosion that rocks evildrome off its orbit and sends it crashing to the planit below. Stardust enters a cloneing chamber and clones his self. "Stardusts 1 to 21 comehere and stardusts 22 to 100000000 stay there and order some Nibos." The 21 Stardusts form a Ultamate Frizabe team called the Stardusts. Then he buys a bulk freighter and scraps it and makes a flying Ultamate Frizabe feild so if you walk to the edge you fall 100000000000 Miles to Spikes. and guess what the loser has to do, They have to run on the feild blindfolded for 2 Hours while the winners get to shoot at them with lazer pistols.

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Hamster Dance---http://www.hampsterdance2.com/intro.html

Have fun with that, Stardust, I'm playing OV and Insano and Insano...

The Coin Toss

The Roboref flips a single Altairian dollar into the air. Rawzer calls, "Heads!"

It's tails. Kick off, OV, or make me?

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Artist-Austin Lounge Lizards
Album-Small Minds
Song-Big Tex

DeadBeat enters the bar and orders a Nibos Beer. As he sits and waits he glances around the bar. Eventually his eyes meet up with a window at the back of the bar. Suddenly Rawzer's form runs out in clear view of the window. "Damn," says DeadBeat, "I thought I killed him!" DeadBeat quickly pulls out is Mini A-Bomb Granade, opens the back door, counts to 2 and throws it on the Ultimate Frisbee Field. As DeadBeat turns and slams the door he hears a scream. Suddenly there is a large flash of light and a explosion. All the back windows smash and janitor robots start rushing around. DeadBeat goes outside to inspect his work, he smiles with grim satifaction, all that's left is a big crator. DeadBeat then heads back to the bar to get his Nibos Beer his troubles with Rawzer are finally over.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Rawzer looks at the crater full of Rawzer guts. Ugh. "Old Janx, please!" he calls to the robotender. The robotender chucks a bottle of Old Janx Spirit his way. He catches it skillfully. After emptying the contents of the bottle in the crater, he walks over to Deadbeat. "Listen Deadbeat," he explains, "those Rawzers you keep seeing are my clones. They're not out to get you, they just want to lpay some Ultimate Frisbee™. Just leave them alone." Rawzer has to duck at this point to avoid a laser blast to the face. "Quit it, @$$hř1€!!!!!!!!!!!" Rawzer yells as he chucks a sticky plasma grenade at Deadbeat. Rawzer hides behind a table as a satisfying explosion splatters Deadbeat all over. As Rawzer heads back to the field to see how his clones are doing, he is heard to mutter, "Jerk."

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Artist-Austin Lounge Lizards
Album-Small Minds
Song-Big Tex

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 08-24-2002).)

DeadBeat watches the robot form of himself blow up. "Sad really," thought DeadBeat to himself, "That we live in a world so full of violence." DeadBeat then took a swig of his Nibos Beer and continued playing Warcraft 3. He laughs insanly as he destroys his enemies town center. "Yes!" He screams with satisfaction. "I've killed them all!"

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Don't talk, Deadbeat. You're assassin robot was the only thing I've killed yet. I warned you, kinda. Anyway, Rawzer's clones are back to normal and the game continues. (Did that town center in the distance just explode?)

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Artist-Austin Lounge Lizards
Album-Small Minds
Song-Big Tex

DeadBeat decides to take a break and go to his Hermit hide-away for a week. Ahhh, peace and relaxation.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

OV prepares to kick off but just before he does he sends all the Insano bots after the Rawzer clones. Some how, all the Insano's suddenlt die, leaving OV against the 20 Rawzers

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Yeah, those cleats can be hard on the face. Why are the Rawzers wearing cleats for Ultimate Frisbee™? Don't ask. So, with the Insanos all dead, the Rawzers have very little opposition after the kick off. Two Rawzers play Monkey in the Middle with OV right at the end line, before lightly tossing it to a third in the end zone. Rock on! Now OV gets the frisbee, at the fifty yard line with no one to pass to. Rawzer feels sorry for him and gives him nine of his Rawzers to help him out. So, it's OV's "ball", he has nine Rawzers (and Chirpo joins in, too) on his side, and he's facing 11 Rawzers including Rawzer. The scoreboard:

The Rawzers: 7
The Insanos: 0

Although the word "Insanos" has been replaced with "Rawzers with OV and Chirpo."

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Artist-Austin Lounge Lizards
Album-Small Minds
Song-Big Tex

OV gets the ball and passes it deep to chirpo. Chirpo catches it and runs for a big gain. OV hands it off to Chirpo who flips it back and OV breaks down the sidelines evening the score.

Rawzer's- 7
OV and Chirpo- 7

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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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You have nine Rawzers at your disposal, too, ya know...

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Think your sig is quoteworthy? E-mail me your quoteworthy message to the world and I'll put it in my AIM profile! If I like it, that is. Ok, yeah, I'm desperate, big deal. Just gimme some quotes.

Oh, I thought it was just me and Chirpo against the world

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Nope. I'm actually kinda suprised Chirpo was able to catch the Frisbee™. It usually squishes him when I play him. So, yeah, it's you, Chirpo, and nine Rawzers vs. me and ten other Rawzers. 11 on 11. That's fair, right? Or would you like another Rawzer for Chirpo? Cause I'm, you know, better. Oh yeah, we scored a touchdown during this post. It was awesome, but you missed it, sorry. You have the Frisbee™ now.

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Think your sig is quoteworthy? E-mail me your quoteworthy message to the world and I'll put it in my AIM profile! If I like it, that is. Ok, yeah, I'm desperate, big deal. Just gimme some quotes.

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 08-28-2002).)