Luke uses his own mind powers to make DB go into the bathroom and glue his butt to a toilet seat.
------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)
LCA teleports into the bar casually, keeping a low profile, BOSSŽŠ active, shields in stealth mode.
Hmmm, nice decor. Filters up to the bar.
Nods, "Evening Barkeep. I'll have a classic GreenyBlueŽŠ please"
Plinks a Tropillian dollar on the counter...
------------------
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Luke thanks AJ Bob. He looks oddly at LCA and checks his drinks machine to see if, for some strange reason, he actually has some GreenyBlueŽŠ. He's surprised to find that he does and hands a glass to TCA.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept Tropillian currency here."
------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)
Stardust is drunk after haveing to many Bloody Temples, and so his date. Stardust pulls out a spoon and so does his date who says her name is Teela. Teela and I get into a gigantic spoon fight.
------------------
Hamster Dance---http://www.hampsterdance2.com/intro.html
Join this board
(url="http://"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EscapeVeolcityGroup/join")My Board (/url)
DeadBeat awakens to find himself stuck to a toilet seat. He quickly uses his Vellos mind powers to make the glue melt and then pulls out his spatula after deciding traditional methods would work better on Luke.
------------------
If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
Its at that very moment that the rogue Rebel Cruiser<I>F.T.W. Tiamat</I> enters the system from parts unknown. Captian Hardkiss is at the controls. Some pirates try to jump him as he approaches Evildrome. The Viewscreen shows they are small ships.
"If they knew what I have in mind" He muses, directing his three escort Corvettes to eliminate the manace. "Open all surveillance channels" Hardkiss orders. "lieutenant..."
"Captain" His intelligence officer responds, "We have over 400 hours of surveillance info to pick through."
"Excellent. Filter out the garbage and get me the real dirt. I'll be in the O lounge."
"But sir... its all crap."
"I guess this will require a closer look -- Lieutenant, form a raiding party. Protocol Zero - Niner. Commander, you have the bridge. Maintain orbit. We'll have a strategy meeting in the map room in twenty ticks."
------------------
I came here to kick ass
and chew bubblegum...
and I am all out of
bubblegum
Luke's head implodes. Sorry, AJ. We have far too many people here hith similar names...
------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)
900 Rawzers come from the future and beat Deadbeat over the head 900 times each, plus a kick in the groin.
900 POSTS!!! w00t!!!!!
------------------
All h(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r fri(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)nds in school w(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) non-conformists, so sh(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) b(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)cam(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) a non-conformist too.
Hooray for Hype!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom
And always remember to Thank Cake!
Ow
Ow
Ow
OW (hard one)
Ow
Ow
The 900 Rawzers get sick of this and head back to the future.
Rawzer, meanwhile, is cooking up a cloning machine and a time machine, for the hell of it.
------------------
All h(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r fri(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)nds in school w(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) non-conformists, so sh(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) b(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)cam(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) a non-conformist too.
Hooray for Hype!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom
And always remember to Thank Cake!
Quote
Originally posted by Severin:
**Severin still at the bar laughs at rawzars stupididy and then grabs another nibos beer!
**
Hey, it's Rawz e r! Get it right or meet one of the business ends of my Wooden Spoon of Doom!
------------------
All h(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r fri(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)nds in school w(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) non-conformists, so sh(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) b(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)cam(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) a non-conformist too.
Hooray for Hype!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom
And always remember to Thank Cake!
Quote
Originally posted by Rawzer:
**
Rawzer, meanwhile, is cooking up a cloning machine and a time machine, for the hell of it.
**
DeadBeat turns to Rawzer "When your time machine is done can I go into the past and kill my grandmother, you know, just for the hell of it." DeadBeat then throws his spatula like a boomerang. It flies and hits Severin in the face then returns to DeadBeat with the Nibos Beer on it. "Hehehe," thinks DeadBeat to himself.
------------------
If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
Rawzer finishes, makes 900 clones, and sends them all a few hours in the past to kill Deadbeat. Unfortunately, Deadbeat is obviously still alive, so it doesn't work. A few days later, 900 clones step out of the machine but the door leads right into the acid pit... Rawzer lones the time machine to Deadbeat. He goes back to visit his grandma. Rawzer smashes the machine with his spoon. Now Deadbeat is stuck with his grandma...
------------------
All h(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r fri(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)nds in school w(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) non-conformists, so sh(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) b(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)cam(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) a non-conformist too.
Hooray for Hype!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom
And always remember to Thank Cake!
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 09-26-2002).)
Luckly DeadBeats grandmother has a time machine. After a short visit (hehehe) he goes back to the bar just after Rawzer stuck the spoon in the origional time machine. He then shoves Rawzer in his time machine and sends him back to the end of WW2 in Hitler's bunker.
------------------
If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
Rawzer shoots Hitler in the head (what did you think was gonna happen?) for being such a jerk and killing so many people. Although Darth Vader was worse, but still...
Since there are no time machines in the past, Rawzer waits two seconds. Luke shows up to kill Hitler.
"Hi Luke!"
"Oh, hey Rawz, you seen Hitler?"
"Yeah, he's dead."
"Oh... okay, come on."
Rawzer and Luke go back to the normal time and beat the hell outta Deadbeat.
------------------
All h(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r fri(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)nds in school w(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)r(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) non-conformists, so sh(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) b(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url)cam(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")e(/url) a non-conformist too.
Hooray for Hype!
ph33r my Wooden Spoon of Doom
And always remember to Thank Cake!
Stardust hijacks a Confed Cruiser and then smashes it into the ground so that it ia permintaly stuck there. He then puts up a sign that says:
Quote
"SPOON FIGHT ARENA TELEPORT."
Then he buys a lazer turret and takes out the lazer cannons and puts 3 neutron cannons in their place. He then puts up a rule sign:
Quote
Prices are as follows:
Quote
Reg. Spoon - 13 CR an hour
Spoon of discrution - 100 CR per hour
Lightsaber spoon - 200 CR per hour
Big momma - 3000 CR per minute
------------------
Hamster Dance---http://www.hampsterdance2.com/intro.html
(url="http://"http://www.voy.com/111547/")Join My Board (/url)
All y'all seem to have a lot of time on yer hands. Com on down n' join the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002544.html#")Webstory!(/url)
------------------
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
(Lies are in your head.)
------------------
