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      Trugati downs 20 shots easily and reaches for the longest spoon in the drawer. Then she promptly knocks UR down.

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      Originally posted by Trugati:
      **Trugati downs 20 shots easily and reaches for the longest spoon in the drawer. Then she promptly knocks UR down.

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      UR gets Rawzer's Death Spoon , and prepares to strike Trugati down.
      Then Rawzer reminds UR not to hit girls, and he stops in mid-air and rewinds back to the ground. He returns the spoon to Rawzer. UR then downs a couple dozen more shots, and the BAC reader says he's at 38%.
      "Damn. I still have some blood in my booze veins." 😉

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      pp drinks a barrel of booze and whips out his special plastic spoon. Whippy and light. But what's so special about it? THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT! Once pp is almost cut in half he decides he'd better use some of the bigger artillery.
      He brings out his Double Tritanium Layered Magical Whipped Cream Spoon of the Gods. (A.K.A the Spoon of the Gods) Powerful, light, and comes with a complete set of 1,000 utilities hidden inside... it is THE ULTIMATE WAR SPOON/POCKET KNIFE!!! (The one thing in the galaxy almost as useful as a towel.) Now pp is equipped and ready to fight.

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-21-2002).)

      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 12-21-2002).)

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      Luke realizes that he never really had a good War Spoon. He hires a team of astroducks to reverse-engineer the Spood of Doom.

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      pp goes mad and viciously attacks those hired by Luke with his Spoon of the Gods.

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      DeadBeat pulls out his Spoon of Invulnerability +5 and attacks Luke and PP. Taken by surpise they quickly fall to the ground. But then, due to metal fatigue, DeadBeat's spoon breaks. Luke and PP suddenly get up with very mean looks on their faces...

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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      Although in the past Luke and pp haven't always been on the best terms they decide now is the time to unite. Whipping out his Spoon of the Gods pp rounds on DeadBeat with a glint in his eye. Meanwhile Luke hands out tickets to watch DeadBeat get beaten to death by a spoon-wielding penguin.

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      Unreal buysa 'ring side' ticket and pulls out his Doom of Spoons ands enters smashing the Doom f Spoon into deadbeats head. in 10 seconds it turns into a spoon! the pepole 'oo' and 'ah'.

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      UR pulls out a bronev spoon, and chucks it at pp. pp drops to the ground under the immense weight of the spoon. UR does the same to all other contenders, except for Trugati, since he can't hit a girl. Since UR backed down, Trugati won by default.

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

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      Luke wacks Trugati with his spoon to prove that not beating the crap out of people because of gender is quite sexist.

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      Too bad the spoon didnt work because of a Vellos T0 mind power. Unreal sends it back at UR with a note: "You ass, you bass. DIE!!"

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      In the fear of falling under the weight of more raining spoons, (Hey penguins don't have necks, how was he supposed to know UR was actually the one who had thrown it?), pp attempts to run but trips over DeadBeat's body.

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      DeadBeat wakes up and begins to beat up PP before he can get up. After he's finished beating PP there is a large indentation in PP's head.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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      pp gets up and uses his spoons installed first aid kit to mend his wounds. Afterwards he beats up DeadBeat some more.

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      Luke pulls out the Demonspawn Spatula...

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      pp glances over at Luke and screams, "******* ! DIE!" Luke reminds him they're on the same side. pp realizes this and for no explainable reason goes insane. Luke's head is chopped off... BY DEADBEAT. pp glares and DeadBeat yelling, "HEY! THAT WAS MY KILL!" Ah well, pp thinks and decides to leave the bar for a while in search of something to do that doesn't involve spoons and booze. (The idiot.)

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      A message from your friends at... here:
      phantompenguin: You're an idiot!
      phnatompenguin's friends, hwoarangi: We need to check my e-mail!
      pp: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
      hwoarangi: Dude, I can't make an Ambrosia account unless we check my e-mail!
      pp: AREN'T YOU LISTENING? YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
      hwoarangi does a little dance and tries to check his e-mail... doesn't work.
      hwoarangi: Look, since my e-mail is dead right now why don't I use your username?
      pp: Fine, first you have to admit you're an idiot,
      hwoarangi wrestled pp a bit after refusing. pp is now safely away... in a closet... in another house... on Palshife... in a parallel universe... in a parallel universe to that paralled universe in a parallelish way.

      The above story was 100% false, but something along the lines of it happened and the real story is long and boring. With that said hwoarangi will now be adding his first post (Dramatic music) to the Ambrosia boards!... Under my username.

      This has been a message from your friends at... here. Hwoarangi's message will now be displayed.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

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      Hwoarangi walks in to the bar. All war stops for a moment. Everybody glares at Hwoarangi... This is the first time in the history of STUFF that anybody has walked into the bar sober. Hwoarangi runs for his life as the inhabitants who practically live in the bar chase him down with their evil... vicious... mind bending... SHINY... spoons! ************************!...! Damn, this is not a good day for me, Hwoarangi thinks. He decides to do something completely random and stops. He turns around and chants, 'BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY!... BUT THE SUN WILL COME OUT..... TOMMOROW! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING WASH AWAY!' A second later Hwoarangi lies on the ground dead. Damn, he went by fast. In the underworld Hwoarangi thinks, "I blame the rap
      music!"

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      Trugati pulls out her Spoon of Power and beats up Deadbeat. Then she puts her spoon in her pocket and becomes invisible. She sneaks up behind Deadbeat and pushes him into the acid pit.

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      DeadBeat shows Trugati the meaning of pain...now in a conveniant pill form.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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