Luke gets out from under a pile of unconscious bodies.

"I'm leaving," he says, putting on a jacket. "I'll be back next Tuesday."

Luke hands the keys to the nearest person and heads towards his ship.

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DeadBeat is handed the keys to the Bar by Luke. He then proceeds to lock them Men's and Women's Washrooms. Afterwards he yells out, "Free beers on the house!" Then he exits the bar and locks everyone in.

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While everyone runs to get free drinks, Cresent just sits and watches the blahracing. It gets hypnotic after a while........

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-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

AJ, standing outside for a smoke, notices the guy with the keys, beats teh shiznit out of him takes the keys, unlocks the male washroom, and procedees to worship the porceline god for a couple of hours.

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

Jimbob puts 700,000 gafrickingjillion dollars on the blue blah. He watches in agony as it fractures it's blah and comes up short.

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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 04-12-2003).)

Zax crawls out of the acid pit and uses the money he made from the blahracing booth to buy a solid gold banana.

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Jimbob eyes the large, golden banana. It shines in his eyes, and he shoves it down his throat. His estimated value skyrockets. He proceeds to buy a gold banana seed in hopes of growing his very own gold banana tree.

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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 04-13-2003).)

Zax presses the big orange button which turns his banana into a bomb and watches Jimbob explode.

Mmmm, now where's that pie?

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Originally posted by Zax:
**Zax presses the big orange button which turns his banana into a bomb and watches Jimbob explode.

Mmmm, now where's that pie?

**

Jimbob throws an atomic pie at Zax and kills everyone in the bar, along with the bar. He regenerates, and the bar does also. Laughter

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(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)

Cresent wishes JImbob had thrown a chocolate cream pie instead of an atomic one. Mmmmm....... chocolate........

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-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

DeadBeat buys 2 chocolate cream pies and throws one at Cresent. He eats the extra pie with a pudding spoon.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

pp merrily frolicks through the flowers! What flowers, you ask? Well, you didn't ask it! I did! So there.

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SuperNova bestows a curse upon the bar as part of an attempt to be the last person to post to this topic.

Run from it!!!

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Zax sprays pesticide on the windows logo and watches it dissolve.

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Originally posted by SuperNova:
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DeadBeat hits baseballs at the window until he smashes it.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
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Cresent eats the chocolate off her face, and then hits the fire alarm, and all the little spray-water things on the bar's roof turn on and waters pp's flowers(and everyone in the bar)

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Jimbob buys several pie making companies to stock up on a potential pie-throwing war. He throws a few at Crescent for practice.

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Rawzer returns simply to beat the Windows with his spoon. He then leaves after purchasing a year's supply of both Jynnan Tonyx and Ol' Janx Spirit.

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DeadBeat eats Jimbob's pies for fun. Afterwards he watches Monty Python and the Holy Grail until he memorizes all the lines.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
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Quote

Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat eats Jimbob's pies for fun. Afterwards he watches Monty Python and the Holy Grail until he memorizes all the lines.

**

"Are you suggestin' that cocconuts migrate?"
Heh. That's one of the funniest movies ever.

Jimbob slices DeadBeat's head off with a pie pan and buys more pies.

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