Luke gives DB the card of a very skilled taxidermist who also works in a cheese shop with no cheese. Actually, they had some cheddar, oh, wait, no, the cat ate it.
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Hey, as anyone seen the new Eminem video? Somehow he continues to offend new groups of people. I thought he might have run out by now. The song sucks, too.
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**Hey, as anyone seen the new Eminem video? Somehow he continues to offend new groups of people. I thought he might have run out by now. The song sucks, too.
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I don't pay any attention to what that arse hole is doing.
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after sustaining a bad headache Penguin orders 25000000000 TONS of nibos beer. A few Minutes later Penguins Rebel Cruser Lands in the bar and Penguin sits n the loading ramp 
"If anyone wants to know I am a Rebel high commander" Penguin says. then sits in the cockpit and orders his 1000 Manta Light fighters to patrol the bar and souronding area and to blast any confed or someone who looks like a confed.
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Hey guys. Long time no see. Been off on some... business.
/takes his 100-ton Dr. Pepper break.
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**then sits in the cockpit and orders his 1000 Manta Light fighters to patrol the bar and souronding area and to blast any confed or someone who looks like a confed.
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DeadBeat sips his Nibos Beer while trying not to look like a confed.
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Luke is swimming lazily in the Olympic-sized pool when the service phone rings. Luke sighs, gets out of the pool, and walks, dripping, to the phone.
"Yeah, what?" he asks, obviously annoyed. His expression slowly turns to one of horror.
"Everyone!" Luke shouts, "DP Inc. can't take it any more! They can't keep up with demand, 98% of which comes from this bar! They're closing the company!"
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"WHAT!?!?"
Skyblade goes into histerics and begins forming a massive fleet to assault the Dr. Pepper headquarters on Pashlife. He prepares to personally take over the company and ensure that the entire galaxy is aware of DP goodness. Roach juice must not prevail.
"Blast you, Luke. Your stats are off... 99.3% of Coca Cola's DP product comes to this bar."
/enters Triton Corsair , gets his lightsaber, and sets out.
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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens
Just to stir controversy, isn't Dr. Pepper originally a pepsi product? 
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Luke gets out his Sith light sabre, cuts Jimbob in half, and goes to join Skyblade.
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**Just to stir controversy, isn't Dr. Pepper originally a pepsi product?:p
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From my knowledge, I don't think so. It is, at least now, a product of CocaCola.
/Fleet enters Pashlife and surrounds the CC headquarters. Luke and Skyblade then enter the CEO's office and show him their cool lightsabers... inches from his nose. The CEO seems to be quite careful with his reaction.
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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens
I think they have ties, considering this raw evidence: everywhere they sell Pepsi, they sell Dr. Pepper. They don't sell Dr. Pepper where they sell coke, it's usually Mr. Pibb. And Pepsi is actually the best soda, except maybe only Sprite.
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**I think they have ties, considering this raw evidence: everywhere they sell Pepsi, they sell Dr. Pepper. They don't sell Dr. Pepper where they sell coke, it's usually Mr. Pibb. And Pepsi is actually the best soda, except maybe only Sprite.
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For the record, Dr. Pepper came into existence before Pepsi, and even Coca Cola for that matter (in 1885). Dr. Pepper then became a product of the Coca Cola company. Today, Pepsi and Seven-Up are licensed to sell Dr. Pepper, but it is still considered a CC / Cadbury Schweppes product. Pepsi usually sells Dr. Pepper under the cover-up name of "Mr. Pibb," which tastes very similar but is sweeter.
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**For the record, Dr. Pepper came into existence before Pepsi, and even Coca Cola for that matter (in 1885). Dr. Pepper then became a product of the Coca Cola company. Today, Pepsi and Seven-Up are licensed to sell Dr. Pepper, but it is still considered a CC / Cadbury Schweppes product. Pepsi usually sells Dr. Pepper under the cover-up name of "Mr. Pibb," which tastes very similar but is sweeter.
**
Skyblade knows his DP history. And I know this: The Mets just beat the damn Yankees in two games out of three! Hahahahahahahahahahahah.......!!! 
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Penguin orders 500 Mantas to patrol the DP HQ to make sure skyblade doesnt get attacked. Then orders a nibos beer and goes to the outfit shop and gets 50 hawk and lightning bays with 1000 ships each.
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(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**Skyblade knows his DP history. And I know this: The Mets just beat the damn Yankees in two games out of three! Hahahahahahahahahahahah.......!!!:p
/Slices the CEO of Coca Cola to pieces with his lightsaber after finding a can of roach juice in the desk drawer.
Skyblade then prepares to launch an assault on the Confederation Roach Juice Empire, who still enslaves 40% of the Dr. Pepper market. Luke starts making battle plans while Skyblade contacts the Force regarding the mission.
Oh, here's my lightsaber. I made it for something else, so disregard the name.
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Spiffy.
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**Spiffy.
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I should model you a Sith lightsaber... heh.
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**I should model you a Sith lightsaber... heh.
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"I want one! Mommy, mommy, please mommy! Buy me the light saber, mommy!"
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