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    • The ball explodes into Frodo's face. Ha it was filled with acid. Frodo is now covered in acid. He uses his magical abilities to stay in the game, even though half of his face is burnt off. Game on.

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

      (This message has been edited by Plexrom (edited 05-04-2003).)

    • Jimbob gets a quick ankle surgey and checks the ball. He headfakes, tosses the ball underhand off the glass and throws it down with authority, ala T-Mac.

      Jimbob:7
      Frodo:9

      Nice Karma Plexrom. What you do?

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    • I posted in a locked category accidently. It changed while I was in it.
      Anyway...

      The crowd is on their feet, they are all pointing at Jimbob. Everyone is watching him. Then he trips over himself. Ha. What a dumbhead.

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

    • No worries. You should get it back soon enough.

      What sucks is I just realized I lost mine, too. :frown: Didn't see the karma lock because 7 people posted after it before I did.
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      (This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-04-2003).)

    • It's halftime and nobody is even halfway. Up for the halftime show is Cresent, stuck in the hoop, and a trained monkey riding a unicycle. UR starts booing at Cresent and cheers at the monkey, not realizing it isn't part of the game. 😉

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      "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
      -Ultimate Rebel

    • EVHobo wakes up and orders a few rounds of beers from Luke.. but where is he?? He isn't found anywhere so EVHobo just grabs all the beer he can fit in his NEW Shuttlecraft and sits down to watch the game.

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      I live the US and I don't support george bush or his actions with Iraq. Peace, love, and hobos everywhere...

    • Cresent throws her extremely-buttery popcorn at UR's head. She laughs hysterically as butter runs down his face. The halftime show ends, and Cresent continues watching the game from her vantage point in the basket.

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      To err is human.
      To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Plexrom:
      **I posted in a locked category accidently. It changed while I was in it.

      **

      Strange... I vaguely remember that happening to me once, but I never lost any karma for it.
      SuperNova feels unclean for not having been smited for past injustices and decides to destroy the bar for the millionth time, regardless of how many times that it was destroyed before.

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      Yet another meaningless post
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    • vrrooooom vrroooooooom! I shall drive my imaginary Ferrari around! haha!

      -Kevin

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Capt. Editor:
      **vrrooooom vrroooooooom! I shall drive my imaginary Ferrari around! haha!
      **

      DeadBeat promptly blows up his ferrari along with all his possesions for he was living out of that car.
      DeadBeat then yells out, "She turned me into a newt...i got better."

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    • Plexrom decides to get a better seat. So he sits on top of the backboard. From all of the buttery popcorn. He is so fat that he rips down the hoop. Actualyy it was 368th chin. Delay of game offense. 10 yards stil second down. Oh, I mean Official timeout.

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

    • Right after the hoop gets fixed the game starts again. Frodo checks the ball. Frodo does a massive Ricky Davis like dunk after burning Jimbob.

      Frodo: 11
      Jimbob: 7

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      One ring to rule them all, One ring
      to find them, One ring to bring
      them all and in the darkness bind
      them

    • Denied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

    • Jimbob takes the checked ball. He does a few between the back, around the legs, under the back dribbles ( :p) and suddenly tosses the ball behind him. he grabs it and hits a fade-Away three in Frodo's face.

      Jimbob: 10
      Frodo: 11

      Frodo gets the checked ball and drives, only to get packed up against the glass so hard that the ball goes out of bounds. Frodo's ball.

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    • Frodo goes in the post. He picks up the ball turns around and does an amazing pump fake, which makes Jimbob go flying into the middle of nowhwere trying to block it. Frodo then very leisurely dunks.

      Frodo: 13
      Jimbob: 10

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      One ring to rule them all, One ring
      to find them, One ring to bring
      them all and in the darkness bind
      them

    • DeadBeat streaks across the basketball court but trips on his own penis and falls down.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

    • Quote

      Originally posted by DeadBeat:
      **DeadBeat streaks across the basketball court but trips on his own penis and falls down.

      **

      😄 Heh.

      Jimbob grabs the ball and starts cutting to the right at full speed, but he suddenly stops on a dime and goes behind his back the other way and gets a 15 footer to bank in.

      Jimbob: 12
      Frodo: 13

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      (This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-05-2003).)

    • It sucks to be Deabeat!

      That looks infected you might wanna get that checked out.

      Frodo, amazing dunk! it was so liesurely it looked like a dunk in a open field with a couple of cows here and there... Back ont track now. That dunk was liesurely!

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      Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by DeadBeat:
      **DeadBeat promptly blows up his ferrari along with all his possesions for he was living out of that car.
      DeadBeat then yells out, "She turned me into a newt...i got better."

      **

      Well then.

      -Kevin

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    • DeadBeat promptly kicks the stuffing out of Capt. Editor for his attitude. "I'm the guy that can't stop giving," he says to pp at a later date. He then wonders how this turned into a basketball webstory as he holds a pack of ice to his penis.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
      -DeadBeat
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